TYPES OF ASS
(that we forget exist but are the most common of all asses! WTF?)
FLATTY GIRL aka Sponge Square Pants
This is the ass that is of the typical white girl, Indian, Asian, Mexican, Central/South American (non-black ones). It's FLAT, there is nothing glorious about it! The ass is normally connected to a long back and since the ass is so flat, the ass appears to be a long ass. There isn't any muscles or much fat on a flat ass, so it's like you can iron on this kind of ass. When you look at the actual ass, it's like NEGATIVE ASS! It looks like the back goes right into the legs! If there is any assmeat at all, it's a little gathering of fat at the tip of the ass, way at the bottom, near the anus, and in a thong, you see that nasty meat DANGLING! There are normally no hips on this body, but if they do have hips, most people look at their backsides and think it's a nice ass, it's really just WIDE. Back View
We've seen too much of this, in fashion, magazines, TV, and we were told that this was the norm. Then Latinas and Blacks burst on the fashion/HollyWood/public eye scene and these types started to feel inadequate! It started a BUTT CRAVING by white woman all over who wished to get away from this nasty ass that they own. It was OK when only white skinny flat asses were the wild, but as more ladies caught the eyes of guys, the standard, LUCKILY changed to see that ass with curves was better. Now white women all over are bragging that they've escaped this type of ass, even the young white girls don't have this type of ass anymore. They're eating fatty goods, then goin got the gym to shape the ass up, thus giving white chicks ass now. Any magazine you find, for ladies, will have an exclusive section to try to work away that flat ass and get it toned up. Anyway, you still have mainstream white man who loves this. There are no hips, which white guys don't like and there isn't any ass meat, which they also don't like. It's just little flapping butt cheeks, at the bottom of the ass, and these asses look TERRIBLE in thongs and low-rider pants, yet the women continue to wear them. YUCK!!
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FLAT FLAT FLAT!!! There is nothing to be desired about these asses. Most Latinos or Black Men will NOT enjoy this type of ass because it's nothing to get us all excited about. There's NOTHING and I mean NOTHING TO GRAB ON TO! No hips, no ass, no anything! We like exaggeration of the woman's body parts and this is nothing to get excited over. White boys like this because when they're on it, it makes their dicks look bigger, which is exciting to them. The coochie lips look more plump that the ass cheeks in doggy style, which is an immediate turn off for 'minorities,' yet white man loves it. To each his own. Goddamn ass cheeks looks like a dog's ass! It looks like an elementary school girl's body, and as we know, white men love that, especially in Mainstream! If the women are box shaped, indigenous descendant latinos, they look like Sponge Bob square pants' butt. When it gets too fat, because it's a wide, long butt, it turns into a LARGE MARGE ass (see later on in page).
GRIMACE (Definition) A sharp contortion of the face expressive of pain, contempt, or disgust.
If an onion booty is a general term for a booty that brings tears of joy to your eyes when you see it, then a GRIMACE is this ass that makes you put on a look of disgust, because that's the emotion it brings to any onlooker. Although most chicks with the Grimace affect, on their asses, tend to look like Grimace physically (the purple character from their favorite eatery, MC DONALDS) we're not talking about that Grimace, because of lot of them are skinny chicks too. As opposed to an ASS SMILE, the Grimace (like the facial expression) is when the bottom of the ass cheek fails to be well rounded off, neither meeting the requirements of an Apple Bottom, Tear Drop nor Ass Smile- shit, not even a PIG TAIL OR FLATTY! When you look at that bottom of the ass, a completely round bottom of the butt cheeks is cut short of reaching to the hip, replaced with sogginess of the ass mean, thus it's a quarter-circular shape that ends up being BLENDED INTO THE HIP FAT AND BACK FAT. That 'college try' to look like an ass is what's causing a Grimace-like affect of the cheeks, like one you make with your mouth when you're not happy but disgusted. All that look at these asses tend to have grimaces on their faces, thus this name is PERFECT for that type of Ass. Grimace's are most likely to be in those with European blood/features or pure Indigenous with no African influence. Also, if someone USED to be a TearDrop or Apple Bottom, and they get sloppy and fat, they go into this category. More likely, they were FLATTY GIRLS who gained weight, but the weight didn't get distributed properly, so the ass is still long, flat, wide and with a small ass crack.Back View
This ass is unpredictable, in how it's going to look from day to day! It just droops and drips and flops around in pants because there is no mass to it. It's like water jiggling around in a plastic grocery store bag! Depending on the pants worn that day, along with the panty support, this ass looks different. This is the kind of ass that needs a fucking bra! Seriously! It's a shape shifter, due to jeans that bring up a saggy ass like this, but the problem is in the distribution of the fat being hoisted up by the pants. When they walk, the ass cheeks are uneven and form a long nasty crease in the ass, where there should be clear crease separation of ass and thigh. These asses flap skin over the thighs and before they're no form, the fat spreads wide when they walk, giving a nasty sharp edge look to the back of the thigh/lower hip region. Fat came in very nasty on these bodies, that then to have small ass cracks so the distribution of fat is around the bottom of the ass, which leaves the cheeks dangling. Because they're bodies don't handle fat well, they're likely to have sloppy tiny love handles busting out too. These bodies, fat or skinny, are supposed to be skinny with flat ass. Unlike other forms, that adapt to the fat, these don't! Fat goes everywhere but where it should go, thus the ass cheeks look disgusting!
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As just mentioned, the worst part about this ass is the fat meat flops around the pants all day. The result is a long ass crease under each cheek, but it's not a steady one, that is one a good ass. So this make sthe fat WRAP AROUND THE THIGH when they walk (see pic section below). At the most, they could have a longer ass crack and have more fat on the butt, but because it's fat and not solid, it's going to droop too and still give the appearance of an Arch Enemy. No matter the body type, when you have this ass, it will wrap that drooppy meat around towards outside of thigh. The overall appearance is like a mud flap for the tires of your car. This ass ends up looking very flat like flap jacks of ass laying on top of a flat butt. You MUST see the pic section below, to understand.
ASS SMILE
An Ass Smile is a very common type of ass, more common than the more spectacular Apple Bottom, or the ghetto crowd favorite Ghetto Booty. The ass smile is not really a class of ass, rather it's a section of the ass that is necesarry in all nice looking asses. This is what white boys used to refer to when they said they liked a 'heart shaped ass'. They're talking about the way the ass is defined well, separating the cheeks well. The Ass Smile will dress up and ass and save it from looking completely disgusting. When someone has a nice ass smile, but a terrible looking ass, overall, a photographer, or themselves, might bend the model over so you can see the UNDER-ASS, where the Ass Smile exists. This is to hide the fact that rest of the ass is disgusting and flat, fat or non-existent. You see pics where girls look like they have nice juicy asses, but if you look close, they've not tops to their asses, have long flat backs/asses, but the bottom is so wonderfully rounded off that you can't dismiss that ass completely. This kind of ass normally wears panties with a large backside material to hide the long lower back and also panties that have rounded cuts to the legs parts, so that the ass smile can get accented by the panties rounding it off. If a really flat assed chick has an ass smile, many guys say that's a really nice ass. So it's the SAVIOR of asses! The ass smile is that definition of ass meat, as the ass rounds off into the legs. A good ass smile clearly separates the ass from the thighs. If this is not present, there is no ass smile on a chick and her back looks like it goes right into the legs! Yuck!
Back View
You'll notice that a chick with a Sponge Bob squarepants Flatty ass has a square torso/lower back but then out of nowhere you spot this gorgeous rounding off at the lower part of her ass. You saw a nasty long flat ass at first, but at the bottom was a well defined ass cheek. That's what the ass smile is. The definition of the lower part of the ass. This kind of body does not have top to the ass like an apple bottom, but he finishes strong at the bottom of the ass, which is the bottom part of the apple bottom.
Side profile
As you can see here, the top of the ass is long and flat, but at the bottom is a nice bulbous little ass. It's very cute to look at, and it's definition is very tight looking. For this reason, many people mistake it for an apple bottom, because it looks like the bottom of an apple. While it's cute, it's not an apple bottom. This ass looks great on the beach though, as long as the top of the ass is covered up and women are using the typical distractions they do to get you to pay attention to ONLY the ass smile and not the flat long top.
TEARDROP
An ass that rounds off well, like a tear drop, bulbous at the bottom. Similar in structure to an Apple Bottom, where the bottom of the ass is defined and round, except, the top part of the ass (coming off of the lower-back), isn't really defined or runs directly off of the back with no major BUMP. The TEAR DROP isn't a bad thing, and is common in Caribbean-based Latinas with mostly Indian-African in their blood, which looks very good on them if the Ass Smile is well defined. The top of the ass IS still sloped greater than 45 degrees where the ass IS NOT flat at all, just that it does not have the full qualification to be an Apple Bottom (what are you going to call it, a half an apple bottom???). The shape at the bottom of the ass is still rounded (Ass Smile), but the overall ass looks like a TEAR DROP (sloped with a nice round finish and in control waistline). Tear Drops are most likely to be in those with Indigenous/Caribbean-African blood/features.Back View
The TearDrop booty centers it's lump of ass meat towards the middle to lower part of the whole butt. Unlike the ghetto booty, which shoots out all over the place especially to top of the ass where it lumps off the back, and the Apple Bottom, which forms it's roundness right after the lower-back ends, a TearDrop sits low, and gives you a tighter, more firm look and grip. With a ghetto booty, you don't know where to begin to hold, with a TearDrop you can have one be big yet STILL you can get a good grip on it and actually can't HELP but palm this kind of butt. It's the sexiest ass to see ass cleavage of! Also, most of these come without the inner-thigh fat crowding the crotch area, giving a tiny GAP that we have come to miss now that too many chicks are overweight in this decade. Also the lower-back area is perfect for tatoos, if wanted, and produces some nice ass cleavage!
Side profile of TearDrop: with a tight waistline, this is the preferred booty of Latinos!
The top of the ass, and the point at which the rotund ass begins to bulb, is the difference maker between this and an Apple Bottom or Ghetto Booty. The ass begins to form on a slant, coming off of the back, and shortly after begins and exaggerated sloped-bulbed ass that finishes in a complete roundess! Not only does it look like a TearDrop but when you see it, you're definitely likely to shed a teardrop. It's shape is also Aerodynamic!
APPLE BOTTOM
The TOP of the ass has to be round, as well as the BOTTOM of the ass (Ass Smile) to be considered an Apple Bottom. Look at the logo people! The tops of the ass cheeks (coming off of the lower-back) have to be ROUND and so do the bottom of the ass cheeks (coming off of the back of the thighs). These well-defined ass clearly separates the thigh, back, and ass so you can easily pinpoint exactly what is butt cheek and what is not. This is NOT the case on other asses, where you just don't know where anythere starts or ends, in relation to the midsection. This is the excellence in ass! A gold standard, not to be thrown around freely when referencing ass. You must EARN this status. When a lady has this, if she stands straight up, you can clearly see her APPLE BOTTOM as it looks like her butt is two volley balls. Apple Bottoms are most likely to be in those with African blood/features. The woman with this ass does not have to bend over to fake like having an ass, this ass is round from every angle you look at and she needs no camera tricks to show it off. Back View
There is no denying an APPLE BOTTOM when you see one. It has natural lift to it and looks like the back is it's support structure. Sometimes you see the girl walking like she's actually being carried by her ass, itself! This kind of ass can't even fit into white girls' clothes, you have to buy a whole new line of clothing to accommodate this beauty! This booty doesn't wiggle or jiggle, it BOUNCES. When this booty is spotted, the two ass cheeks don't even move in unison, they move one up-the other down, and vice versa. This is very evident in athletic builds and ladies with African bloodlines.
Side profile
The ass starts to bump right after the lower-back and the roundness holds up until the finish of the but forming a completely round side profile. It will not look flat from any angle and magically holds itself up! This might be more than a handful, in most cases but most men will enjoy this!
PIG TAIL
This is a funny ass. I see it and I laugh so much at it. It really does look like the ass of a pig, thus it has it's name. This is a common ass too, especially in Asians, Mexicans and Central/South Americas. It comes from a body that is supposed to be a small one. The body type should be a Sponge Bob Square pant Flatty girl, or at most a tear drop (if they're lucky), but because they're stumpy and pudgy women, when the fat piles on, the ass doesn't hold up against gravity. Instead, the ass justs buckles under the butt and when these chicks walk, it looks like they have a diaper on their asses, a SOGGY DIAPER FULL OF SHIT that is. lol Seriously, they walk, they have to wobble because the ass meat is caught up under their butt, where the HAPY GAP should be! lol Look at the pig graphic above, just like it's ass crack, which starts of very late and hangs low, their human counterparts' asses look like they just roll around seemlessly into the thighs, backs and belly, with no separation! That's EXACTLY how these asses look on humans. I've been with a few of these chicks, Asian and Latina, plus been in their strip clubs in the respective countries, and it's fucking FUNNY to watch them wind their hips for you! lol Back View
When you look at the ass straight on, the ass crack hangs low because it starts low. It's a late blooming ass and more or less doesn't have a good ass smile. Sometimes because the meat of the ass looks like a long back, the ass crack can look longer and the ass fuller, but that's only when leaning over or bending in doggy style, which forces the ass from under the body to protrude more. See, the meat that the bottom of the ass hangs freely and when it collects a lot of fat, it blends seemlessly with the thighs, hips and back, so when you're looking at it straight on, like this diagram above, IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BENDING OVER! lol The ass you see on these chicks when they're bending over, is the ass you should see when they're standing up. It's because the ass is drooped so low and is under the body that they have to bend over for you to see it pronounced. When you hit them in doggy style, the ass meat droops all over your pelvis and you can't see the poon when you want to watch yourself go to work. You can peel up the ass cheeks but that ass is so build UNDER the body that it's pointless.
Side view
You'll notice this is seems like a warped ass smile meets a tear drop, because in the best case of this ass, it slopes like a tear drop, except it doesn't finish like either ass profile mentioned. The lower back tends to be a long one, and sometimes it's packed with back fat (latinas part) so before the ass crack begins, you see this fat hump then an ass UNDER the body (see pic section below). Sometimes the ass curls right at the bottom, with tiny little pointy ass cheeks, and that is their real ass, then it arches downard and IN 45degrees! YUCK! This ass hangs like mud flaps when it's too big and when they bend over, the ass crack does the 45 degree droop to between the thighs. This is the worse kind of ass to hit in doggy style, althought dudes will like it because they like to see fat slapping around when they hit it. It looks nasty!
GHETTO BOOTY
This is America, and America is the land of praise for excess! Well the love of this booty is no exception! First, there is good ghetto booty and there is bad ghetto booty. The good shit is coming through by the minute, as ghetto models now (like Angela Luv Lola, Buffy the Body, Elke the German Stalion). It's due to the fact that there aren't many like these chicks who have nice normal bodies, but their ASSES and thighs happen to be thick. These aren't the majority, because these are like Apple Bottoms, in form, only much bigger. The ass is cartoonishly huge and round and you can't believe your eyes at the size of it, yet it still looks like a round booty but on a body it shouldn't be on since the body is so small. Their asses maintain form, no matter how big they get (see our guide to picking a good one before you wife it up and end up with the Ghetto Booty we're about the rank on). That's ELITE Ghetto Booty (you PAY to see that ass) we're not covering that because that ass is not common, and the ghetto booty type we're showing you here is the most common, the nasty version of it (the one you leave to go PAY to see the Elite Ghetto Booty models). To many, it's not nasty. To many who see a huge round ass (because the ass is round no matter what), it's all good and he can block out the knife stabs and US highway stretch marks all over her ass. He's focusing on looking like the king who can control all of that meat with his dingaling. lol It's a psychological thing to bone and control a body like this, in particular to think your dick can go at a huge ass like this, you think your dick is HUGE! lol It takes great mental capacity to fuck this chick, I can't, her ass stinks like sweat and shit because it's too big to wipe!
Back View
Huge booties that most men can't possible have pleasure working against, especially in Doggy Style, unless they're over 9 inches long (see FATTY ASS for details), because you can't reach the coochie with that ass in your chest and her inner thigh fat blocking your access to the hole! lol The other bad thing is most of them have HUGE BELLIES and THUNDER THIGHS. Inner thigh fat causes them to have to swing their legs around each other to move forward while outside of thigh looks terrible distorted and people think it's part of her ass, but all it does is make her ass WIDER. You'll also notice lots of cellulite on this type of ass. Type that likes these: SPOT CHECKERS. These are the types of guys that ONLY care about 1 section of the woman's body, this being the ass, and everything else is a blur- thus they only CHECK for certain SPOTS. So a chick can have a huge nasty belly, sloppy, pudgy legs and ugly face, but if she has a ghetto booty, SpotCheckers will definitely not care! The trade off is it's good when she's on her back because of the elevation due to her ass, you can produce better G-SPOT stimulation and get her to ejaculate- NOT THAT YOU SHOULD EVEN GIVE A SHIT WITH PLEASING THIS FAT ASS CHICK SINCE SHE DIDN'T CARE TO OOOHHHH LOSE 100LBS TO PLEASE YOU!
Side profile
Most often, with this type of body, the belly and love handles are out of control yet dudes tend to ignore this, concentrating only on the booty when this profile goes by. Most of these types have a GUT that's bigger than their BUTT! So you can understand why some guys only SPOT CHECK these bodies. There have been many breakthrus in this body though, where the booty used to be an apple bottom, at some point, and as the chick got fatter, the ass stayed in it's round form, but grew to a huge size. It moved out of cute apple bottom category to a monster sized ghetto booty, but it still looks good! The rest of the body is it's normal size and didn't get the fat bellys, Hulk Hogan sized arms and thick necks. This is RARE though, thus we're seeing a lot of ghetto models popping out with this form, by the minute. None of the would be so spectacular enough to be models if this new type of body was very common. Because it's not, dudes ARE paying top dollar to see the GOOD Ghetto Booties, and I can clearly see why! They're fucking stunning! They're cartoonishly shaped and even if you don't like that sized ass, it's amazing it's attached to such a smaller body with a flat stomach. The amazement is in many areas, thus it's a highly entertaining sight, the good Ghetto Booty, that is.
LARGE MARGE
This one right here... it's really on par with the overly large ghetto booty chickes... we really shouldn't even give it two minutes of talk time, but since we covered the rest, we mind as well say our piece on this. This large, jiggly, monstrocity is a favorite of old ghetto dudes and trailer park dwellers. She's BIG in everything you see on her. Her shoulders are even fat! There is nothing small about this and many just love the HUGE backside she has. What she has back there isn't even an ass, it's just a large amount of space that feels soft when you hit it from the back. You also don't have to look at her face all you see is that huge water buffalo fat collection that she calls an ass, hit you in the chest (yes the fat on her ass is that much). Most dudes are spot checkers, so they can zone out and not see the huge love handles and Cheetos stuck in her fat folds, while they're going to work on this. You've seen her too, a hot ghetto mess chick coming out in the summer with bikini tops and thongs showing, and the rest of her body spilling out onto the streets ,through her clothes. She's built like Jabba the Hut stuck in a Pizza Hut. Still, dudes love this body! Actually, I think the secret is that she has to overcompensate for not having a good body, so she'll do anal sex, let you cum in her mouth, all kinds of 'freaky' things that pretty bitches think they're too damn good to do, lately. That's more likely the reason for the rise in demand for this chick. She mostly likely can cook well too, shit she sure loves to eat, so dudes will wife this up to get those benefits, but be fucking chicks on the side, of course.Back View
Argh, this is the chick that thinks she's THICK because all the dudes tell her that she is so they can bag that! It's a sloppy package all together. The hips are wide, the ass cheeks are droopy and long and the inner thigh meat causes her to wobble when she walks. This ass jiggles so sloppily when she walks and when you see it naked, you don't know where the back ends, the butt begins and which part is the thigh vs the butt. If you really looked at it, it looks like someone was really tiny and expanded sideways, leaving the tiny ass meat right at the ass crack and that didn't expand. YOU ARE NOT THICK, YOU ARE WIDE AND FLAT! This is your grandmother's ass, on a 20 year old chick! Ewww!
she's not worth a side view...
4 EXAMPLES OF THE MOST COMMON TYPES OF ASSES
Sometimes it's hard to put images to the words read, well let's visualize then...
TEAR DROP
ASS SMILE
LARGE MARGE
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(that we forget exist but are the most common of all asses! WTF?)
Apparently, similar to what happened with the term "THICK,"(see the link for details) women are once again STRETCHING the definition of another good term, we men come up with, and then TELLING US that they are what they clearly aren't. For instance, huge fat chicks are saying they're THICK, and have APPLE BOTTOM booties, when really they're OBESE with wide, fat PIGGY BACK asses or just straight GHETTO BOOTIES! So many are saying they have the most extremely paid attention to booties, that they're overlooking what their asses REALLY look like. The most common asses are FLATTIES (already covered), and these we're about to drop on you right now, because contrary to popular belief, every chick out here does NOT have an Apple Bottom of good Ghetto Booty!
Here are the types of ass (from smallest to biggest): FLATTY GIRL, GRIMACE, ASS SMILE, TEAR DROP, APPLE BOTTOM, PIG TAIL, GHETTO BOOTY, LARD ASS. If you forgot the ones we already highlighted, we covered the Apple Bottom, Flatty, Pig Tail and Ghetto Booties, already, now we demonstrate the THE TEARDROP, THE ASS SMILE, THE GRIMACE and LARGE MARGE classes of ass! CHECK FURTHER DOWN THE PAGE FOR ACTUAL PICTURES OF THESE COMMON ASSES.
Here are the types of ass (from smallest to biggest): FLATTY GIRL, GRIMACE, ASS SMILE, TEAR DROP, APPLE BOTTOM, PIG TAIL, GHETTO BOOTY, LARD ASS. If you forgot the ones we already highlighted, we covered the Apple Bottom, Flatty, Pig Tail and Ghetto Booties, already, now we demonstrate the THE TEARDROP, THE ASS SMILE, THE GRIMACE and LARGE MARGE classes of ass! CHECK FURTHER DOWN THE PAGE FOR ACTUAL PICTURES OF THESE COMMON ASSES.
FLATTY GIRL aka Sponge Square Pants
We've seen too much of this, in fashion, magazines, TV, and we were told that this was the norm. Then Latinas and Blacks burst on the fashion/HollyWood/public eye scene and these types started to feel inadequate! It started a BUTT CRAVING by white woman all over who wished to get away from this nasty ass that they own. It was OK when only white skinny flat asses were the wild, but as more ladies caught the eyes of guys, the standard, LUCKILY changed to see that ass with curves was better. Now white women all over are bragging that they've escaped this type of ass, even the young white girls don't have this type of ass anymore. They're eating fatty goods, then goin got the gym to shape the ass up, thus giving white chicks ass now. Any magazine you find, for ladies, will have an exclusive section to try to work away that flat ass and get it toned up. Anyway, you still have mainstream white man who loves this. There are no hips, which white guys don't like and there isn't any ass meat, which they also don't like. It's just little flapping butt cheeks, at the bottom of the ass, and these asses look TERRIBLE in thongs and low-rider pants, yet the women continue to wear them. YUCK!!
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GRIMACE (Definition) A sharp contortion of the face expressive of pain, contempt, or disgust.
This ass is unpredictable, in how it's going to look from day to day! It just droops and drips and flops around in pants because there is no mass to it. It's like water jiggling around in a plastic grocery store bag! Depending on the pants worn that day, along with the panty support, this ass looks different. This is the kind of ass that needs a fucking bra! Seriously! It's a shape shifter, due to jeans that bring up a saggy ass like this, but the problem is in the distribution of the fat being hoisted up by the pants. When they walk, the ass cheeks are uneven and form a long nasty crease in the ass, where there should be clear crease separation of ass and thigh. These asses flap skin over the thighs and before they're no form, the fat spreads wide when they walk, giving a nasty sharp edge look to the back of the thigh/lower hip region. Fat came in very nasty on these bodies, that then to have small ass cracks so the distribution of fat is around the bottom of the ass, which leaves the cheeks dangling. Because they're bodies don't handle fat well, they're likely to have sloppy tiny love handles busting out too. These bodies, fat or skinny, are supposed to be skinny with flat ass. Unlike other forms, that adapt to the fat, these don't! Fat goes everywhere but where it should go, thus the ass cheeks look disgusting!
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ASS SMILE
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TEARDROP
Side profile of TearDrop: with a tight waistline, this is the preferred booty of Latinos!
APPLE BOTTOM
Side profile
The ass starts to bump right after the lower-back and the roundness holds up until the finish of the but forming a completely round side profile. It will not look flat from any angle and magically holds itself up! This might be more than a handful, in most cases but most men will enjoy this!
PIG TAIL
Side view
GHETTO BOOTY
Back View
Side profile
Most often, with this type of body, the belly and love handles are out of control yet dudes tend to ignore this, concentrating only on the booty when this profile goes by. Most of these types have a GUT that's bigger than their BUTT! So you can understand why some guys only SPOT CHECK these bodies. There have been many breakthrus in this body though, where the booty used to be an apple bottom, at some point, and as the chick got fatter, the ass stayed in it's round form, but grew to a huge size. It moved out of cute apple bottom category to a monster sized ghetto booty, but it still looks good! The rest of the body is it's normal size and didn't get the fat bellys, Hulk Hogan sized arms and thick necks. This is RARE though, thus we're seeing a lot of ghetto models popping out with this form, by the minute. None of the would be so spectacular enough to be models if this new type of body was very common. Because it's not, dudes ARE paying top dollar to see the GOOD Ghetto Booties, and I can clearly see why! They're fucking stunning! They're cartoonishly shaped and even if you don't like that sized ass, it's amazing it's attached to such a smaller body with a flat stomach. The amazement is in many areas, thus it's a highly entertaining sight, the good Ghetto Booty, that is.
LARGE MARGE
This one right here... it's really on par with the overly large ghetto booty chickes... we really shouldn't even give it two minutes of talk time, but since we covered the rest, we mind as well say our piece on this. This large, jiggly, monstrocity is a favorite of old ghetto dudes and trailer park dwellers. She's BIG in everything you see on her. Her shoulders are even fat! There is nothing small about this and many just love the HUGE backside she has. What she has back there isn't even an ass, it's just a large amount of space that feels soft when you hit it from the back. You also don't have to look at her face all you see is that huge water buffalo fat collection that she calls an ass, hit you in the chest (yes the fat on her ass is that much). Most dudes are spot checkers, so they can zone out and not see the huge love handles and Cheetos stuck in her fat folds, while they're going to work on this. You've seen her too, a hot ghetto mess chick coming out in the summer with bikini tops and thongs showing, and the rest of her body spilling out onto the streets ,through her clothes. She's built like Jabba the Hut stuck in a Pizza Hut. Still, dudes love this body! Actually, I think the secret is that she has to overcompensate for not having a good body, so she'll do anal sex, let you cum in her mouth, all kinds of 'freaky' things that pretty bitches think they're too damn good to do, lately. That's more likely the reason for the rise in demand for this chick. She mostly likely can cook well too, shit she sure loves to eat, so dudes will wife this up to get those benefits, but be fucking chicks on the side, of course.Back View
Argh, this is the chick that thinks she's THICK because all the dudes tell her that she is so they can bag that! It's a sloppy package all together. The hips are wide, the ass cheeks are droopy and long and the inner thigh meat causes her to wobble when she walks. This ass jiggles so sloppily when she walks and when you see it naked, you don't know where the back ends, the butt begins and which part is the thigh vs the butt. If you really looked at it, it looks like someone was really tiny and expanded sideways, leaving the tiny ass meat right at the ass crack and that didn't expand. YOU ARE NOT THICK, YOU ARE WIDE AND FLAT! This is your grandmother's ass, on a 20 year old chick! Ewww!
she's not worth a side view...
4 EXAMPLES OF THE MOST COMMON TYPES OF ASSES
Sometimes it's hard to put images to the words read, well let's visualize then...
TEAR DROP
TEAR DROP
ASS SMILE
ASS SMILE
GRIMACE
GRIMACE
LARGE MARGE
LARGE MARGE
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