Army Twerker Regrets Joining Army

You ever go to sick call or have it in your records? No, that won’t get you to 100 but we can work it. Did you retire?
When I was in in the 90s, if you went to sit call repeatedly they would threaten you was kicking you out of the for malingering, so I don't know what's in and what is not in my records
 
I was deployed to the ABC islands in 1999 ( Aruba, Bonaire, Cartagena Colombia, Curacao, St Thomas, Puerto Rico). I was also deployed to Kuwait in 1996

They are trying to say that my migraines are not service-connected, but I never had migraine headaches before I joined the military and now I have headaches everyday. I don't know how to get them covered because that would give me 100%

How did they determine the ED wasn’t Service related
 
In my Crunchy Black voice “It’s not just about the money to me!” You get huge tax breaks on your ad valorem tax, property, Chap 35 ( for your spouse, you and your kids under 26 to attend school full time and PAY your mortgage which ironically you qualify for NOW) free fishing and game licenses (or deep discounts) that nice parking spot , preferred hiring if you want to work again and a whole lotta other shit you ain’t even realize.


I was :roflmao:cause he kept saying GLAD instead of Vlad. Oh man.
 
The Army is a good choice if you choose the right MOS. Use the VA loan to buy a crib or two. Clep your way to a degree.

Actually, most services have good MOSs. And I know some folks will say you have to serve and yes, you do but what you don't know is if they approve you for 500k and your house is only 200k you can buy another house and use the VA for at least 3 times. And it'll be tough to take your house. And you don't have to pay shit down. And you can CLEP your way to your 2-year degree, then get 1 MA/MS for free and 2 BA/BS. For free. Oh, if you are 100 disabled and you buy a new car your county will cut you a check for the taxes. So, an 80k car will give you 4700 back, give or take. How's that sound? YOU WANT MORE YOU SAY? Ok, how about they will send ALL your seeds to college for FREE and depending on what state say like Texas which will kick in another scholarship to keep them lil MFS from working and YOU still can get the PELL grants! But but but my wife wants to go to school too B! Ok, well send her funky ass back to school too for free and tell her to leave you the fuck alone! :angry:
 
every person i know joined the army was a serious hoe, or no nothing good having nigga.
I can't say that's not true for you, but that's not true for most people I know to join the military. Some people like me just didn't have any structure from a parenting perspective. My parents never stayed on top of me when I had bad grades. They pretty much just let me be.

They never even encouraged me to go to college. So, when senior year rolled around and I had a barely passing GPA I didn't know what I was going to do but I knew I couldn't stay at home with my mother because I hate her and I couldn't stay with my father because he was a piece of shit

However, I couldn't go to college because my grades were shit

I scored a 73 on the ASVAB and I left more than half of the questions blank because I didn't get to them in time because I read slow. That's qualified me for almost every job in the military, unfortunately I let them pick my job and they gave me a job that didn't have outside relevance

When I talk to young people since I've gotten out oh, I told them to make sure that the job they pick in the military has outside relevance

Back in 99 a buddy of mine got out of the Navy without a degree and some job paid him $100,000/yr back in 99 just off of the training in class has he been to when he was in the military

If you pick the right job, you can make it work for you

After High School, if your options are minimum wage hell, it's better for you to join the military
 
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Hey, I joined the Navy. We shoot missiles not bullets. As far as forces go between the Navy and the Air Force you got the best chances for survival

I'm not trying to listen to that Circle talking bitch

I just got rated 70% disability so my mortgage is paid for the rest of my life. I'm trying to get that 100%. 30% to go

But y'all get bombed and drown...not shot and carried..brah
 
But y'all get bombed and drown...not shot and carried..brah
Bro, The Last Ship that was sunk in combat was USS Bullhead SS-32 in 1945.

The USS Scorpion (SSM-589) was sunk in 1968 and they haven't determined whether it was combat related.

In the Navy, you don't have to swim. Our swim test in boot camp consist of treading water for 30 seconds and swimming off to the side of the pool.

You never have to go in the water again for the entirety of your Naval career. If you HAVE TO swim in the Navy it's because your Ship got hit and that hasn't happened in a long while.

When was the last time you heard of a person getting shot in combat? Or someone killed or injured by an IED? Much more recently than 1968.

A lot of y'all joined the army or the Marines or any other Force because y'all couldn't swim. You can't tread water for 30 seconds bro?

Before I got deployed to Kuwait in 2006 and had to actually shoot and qualify, I shot about 50 bullets in my entire 10-year Navy career.

I say again, we shoot missiles, not bullets. Much safer within the steel of a Ship than on land. I've got nothing but respect for all military veterans, especially those who were on the ground facing direct combat. I wasn't built for that shit
 
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I can't say that's not true for you, but that's not true for most people I know to join the military. Some people like me just didn't have any structure from a parenting perspective. My parents never stayed on top of me when I had bad grades. They pretty much just let me be.

They never even encouraged me to go to college. So, when senior year rolled around and I had a barely passing GPA I didn't know what I was going to do but I knew I couldn't stay at home with my mother because I hate her and I couldn't stay with my father because he was a piece of shit

However, I couldn't go to college because my grades were shit

I scored a 73 on the ASVAB and I left more than half of the questions blank because I didn't get to them in time because I read slow. That's qualified me for almost every job in the military, unfortunately I let them pick my job and they gave me a job that didn't have outside relevance

When I talk to young people since I've gotten out oh, I told them to make sure that the job they pick in the military has outside relevance

Back in 99 a buddy of mine got out of the Navy without a degree and some job paid him $100,000/yr back in 99 just off of the training in class has he been to when he was in the military

If you pick the right job, you can make it work for you

After High School, if your options are minimum wage hell, it's better for you to join the military

Def. But it kinda aligns with what im saying. Those hoes and sorry niggas needed structure, needed help. And this seems to give them that. Even tho from stories, hoes outside stay hoes in the army lol. This one girl i knew from DC, Meka, boyyyyy. She was one of the proud hoes. Used to tell me the stories of how many dudes she would fuck on base and gave no fucks

I remember checking in on her years later and she had regreted it. Said the guys on base got real mean to her and she eventually dropped out. Went back to regular hoeing till that also got old. She went from a insanely sexy perfect body military hoe to an obese dyke. Now she is done with dudes and has her fat gf's on her fb like life is better now. She had it ruff, molested thru out her foster care years by many dudes. She never recovered.

But I agree theres another aspect of going into the work force or army and for many the army pays better.
 
Reading a few points above I can attest to a few things:
1. The military (army in my case) gives folk structure. I helps you to stay organized even after you finish your service or retire. You're almost never late to an appointment because it's now engrained in you to be where you need to be on time.
2. Military/Army opens doors you'd otherwise not have access to. I got out in 2005. I've done DOD Contracting and now I am federal employee. If you have military experience you could easily get certain jobs and a civilian. I make a decent living and have two properties to my name.
3. If you're still in, go to sick call if you want your VA. It's much easier these days to keep records of your ailments than back in the day. and take whatever they want to give you (props/specialist visits/rehabs etc...) I fucked up and refused crutches after a road march sprain, it cost me 20-30% of my total compensation. I wanted to be that "good" NCO....
4. If you have a young adult not sure of what to do, talk to them about the military. You only need to do one tour (3years generally) to qualify for benefits and draw VA when you're done (VA=greatest hustle ever)
5. while in, take every classes they send you to. It pays off in the end. sign up for the GI. Bill, it pays off in the end. I used mine to the last cent and walked away with two degrees.
6. This is why I think her freaking out must be because no one talked to her about what you get from the military. As a PFC, she's still young in the army. She just needs good leadership and mentors.
 
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