Are dudes really this thirsty????

Young women's hygiene ain't shit, the stories told by gynecologists, tattoo artists, body piercers and waxers are amazingly gross, and from personal experience, older women (50 plus)'s hygiene runs circles around younger women's sometimes.
I have stories but I'm afraid of my role in it revealing I may not be shit as well.

I have stories from elementary, middle, and high school. Stories from college too.
 
Young women's hygiene ain't shit, the stories told by gynecologists, tattoo artists, body piercers and waxers are amazingly gross, and from personal experience, older women (50 plus)'s hygiene runs circles around younger women's sometimes.
Dog! My wife and I trying to get my 12 year old daughter to take care of herself is a FIGHT!!! I keep telling my wife it will take ONE roasting and she will be in the showering HOURLY. OVER wiping and armpits caked in deodorant and my mother who is a teacher says that they ALL stink!!! I remember being a kid and we had the musty kid in school and the berating that he took was enough for me to at least clean my ass.
 
Dog! My wife and I trying to get my 12 year old daughter to take care of herself is a FIGHT!!! I keep telling my wife it will take ONE roasting and she will be in the showering HOURLY. OVER wiping and armpits caked in deodorant and my mother who is a teacher says that they ALL stink!!! I remember being a kid and we had the musty kid in school and the berating that he took was enough for me to at least clean my ass.

I remember being in middle school and the beginning of puberty, and those new strange odors and the "musty" label quickly became something you didn't wanna have. Especially because the "musty" smell essentially smelled like shit, literal human waste. So, we all quickly made it a point to take real showers, wipe correctly, wipe your tip after pissing, using deodorant, body sprays and lotion.
 
Dog! My wife and I trying to get my 12 year old daughter to take care of herself is a FIGHT!!! I keep telling my wife it will take ONE roasting and she will be in the showering HOURLY. OVER wiping and armpits caked in deodorant and my mother who is a teacher says that they ALL stink!!! I remember being a kid and we had the musty kid in school and the berating that he took was enough for me to at least clean my ass.
I remember being in middle school and the beginning of puberty, and those new strange odors and the "musty" label quickly became something you didn't wanna have. Especially because the "musty" smell essentially smelled like shit, literal human waste. So, we all quickly made it a point to take real showers, wipe correctly, wipe your tip after pissing, using deodorant, body sprays and lotion.
And this board tried to laugh at the shit rag thread that was made to try to mock me cause I said back in the days after you took a shit you was to wipe your ass and also thoroughly clean yourself using a hot rag to clean your backside.. as I said my uncle would make jokes if someone took a shit he would say I hope you got a shit rag in there cause no woman likes a nig with skid marks or dodo stains in their draws.. that comment right there inspired us boys to make sure we was good hygiene wise
 
And this board tried to laugh at the shit rag thread that was made to try to mock me cause I said back in the days after you took a shit you was to wipe your ass and also thoroughly clean yourself using a hot rag to clean your backside.. as I said my uncle would make jokes if someone took a shit he would say I hope you got a shit rag in there cause no woman likes a nig with skid marks or dodo stains in their draws.. that comment right there inspired us boys to make sure we was good hygiene wise

Another thing I figured out about girls/women as pre-teen was how quickly they can get turned off or get, what these youngsters call now "the ick"... and that was also motivation to maintain decent hygiene.
 
It's a process and it's called living and learning and for a female it can be heavy cause they have to go that extra mile to learn and handle themselves.

But there's also them types that just don't give a fuck,accept them as they are or keep it moving.Their making being themselves normal and they usually like to hangout in groups and are overly opinionated especially when it comes to others cause their not right.

These new niggas,the new 1998 and on up,don't wash,don't clean,dont iron, don't do shit but jump in and out of shit cause everythings instant and they don't have time.....I have family members that I don't really mingle with cause we on different planets,they say shit like "You match too much","you iron your pants...?","I hate water".....so you hate washing your ass and they don't have remark.
 
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And this board tried to laugh at the shit rag thread that was made to try to mock me cause I said back in the days after you took a shit you was to wipe your ass and also thoroughly clean yourself using a hot rag to clean your backside.. as I said my uncle would make jokes if someone took a shit he would say I hope you got a shit rag in there cause no woman likes a nig with skid marks or dodo stains in their draws.. that comment right there inspired us boys to make sure we was good hygiene wise
I was an EARLY adopter of bidet's and toilet wipes!!! To me Charmin feels like sandpaper!!!! I have got 3.5 bathrooms in my house...I will only shyt in one! The one that has the bidet in it! I carry pocket wipes on me and a handful of them when I go on vacation. The amount of CONFIDENCE one has to have in order to wear white draws is beyond me!
 
I remember being in middle school and the beginning of puberty, and those new strange odors and the "musty" label quickly became something you didn't wanna have. Especially because the "musty" smell essentially smelled like shit, literal human waste. So, we all quickly made it a point to take real showers, wipe correctly, wipe your tip after pissing, using deodorant, body sprays and lotion.
There was a girl that had a pissy/musty smell to her and we were mean af to that girl. I felt bad later, years later, after learning that young girls who are victims of SA are likely to pee themselves. She was likely abused at home only to come to school and get clowned for her abuse, I hope Rasheeda is having a good day today.
 
There was a girl that had a pissy/musty smell to her and we were mean af to that girl. I felt bad later, years later, after learning that young girls who are victims of SA are likely to pee themselves. She was likely abused at home only to come to school and get clowned for her abuse, I hope Rasheeda is having a good day today.

I knew of similar situations, but thankfully, the one girl I remember from middle used to get taken by the other girls to the locker rooms for a shower before school, and because we wore uniforms, so it was easy to give them an extra blouse and skirt/shorts/pants or jumper to wear and put her soiled uniform in the washing machine and dryer.
 
I knew of similar situations, but thankfully, the one girl I remember from middle used to get taken by the other girls to the locker rooms for a shower before school, and because we wore uniforms, so it was easy to give them an extra blouse and skirt/shorts/pants or jumper to wear and put her soiled uniform in the washing machine and dryer.
Salute to those young girls for looking out!
 
I was an EARLY adopter of bidet's and toilet wipes!!! To me Charmin feels like sandpaper!!!! I have got 3.5 bathrooms in my house...I will only shyt in one! The one that has the bidet in it! I carry pocket wipes on me and a handful of them when I go on vacation. The amount of CONFIDENCE one has to have in order to wear white draws is beyond me!
As chicks see when they come to my crib.. Kirkland babywipes pack in both my bathrooms… peroxide, q tips, liquid hand soap, in the shower a bar of soap, sometime some fruity smelling body wash or shampoo.. they also know I have an assortment of sweet scented lotion .. they often smell it as soon as they get close to me and when they bout to suck some dick they really smell it and often compliment the smell
 
You guys are focusing on the chick, I totally get it the hoe is disgusting, but let's keep it a stack, there are also disgusting dude walking around out there.
My thing is how the fuck did dude wipe her shitty ass, fuck her raw only to get her pregnant, because in my book, not only does this make him disgusting, but also stupid as a wet paper bag filled of dumbells!
 
Before I got married, I had several incidents where chicks had that ass fire. Turned me straight the fuck off! I then used to tell chicks to go take a shower (or we both took a shower together) before we doing anything. I'm not even getting in my own fucking bed if I feel I got some ass fire going on!! I'm taking a shower.
 
As chicks see when they come to my crib.. Kirkland babywipes pack in both my bathrooms… peroxide, q tips, liquid hand soap, in the shower a bar of soap, sometime some fruity smelling body wash or shampoo.. they also know I have an assortment of sweet scented lotion .. they often smell it as soon as they get close to me and when they bout to suck some dick they really smell it and often compliment the smell
I can't do the fruity smelling soaps and lotions. I get the body oils from @BronxBomber so those smells end up mixing and throwing shyt off.

I used to do the Kirkland wipes, but Dude Wipes has this XL wipe. I can fold that bytch 4-5 times and still get a good wipe!
 
Young women's hygiene ain't shit, the stories told by gynecologists, tattoo artists, body piercers and waxers are amazingly gross, and from personal experience, older women (50 plus)'s hygiene runs circles around younger women's sometimes.
 
Young women's hygiene ain't shit, the stories told by gynecologists, tattoo artists, body piercers and waxers are amazingly gross, and from personal experience, older women (50 plus)'s hygiene runs circles around younger women's sometimes.
I dont even know how most tattoo artists handle it when they meet clients who want tattoos on or near their pussy lips,anal area,etc..
Dog! My wife and I trying to get my 12 year old daughter to take care of herself is a FIGHT!!! I keep telling my wife it will take ONE roasting and she will be in the showering HOURLY. OVER wiping and armpits caked in deodorant and my mother who is a teacher says that they ALL stink!!! I remember being a kid and we had the musty kid in school and the berating that he took was enough for me to at least clean my ass.

I remember being in middle school and the beginning of puberty, and those new strange odors and the "musty" label quickly became something you didn't wanna have. Especially because the "musty" smell essentially smelled like shit, literal human waste. So, we all quickly made it a point to take real showers, wipe correctly, wipe your tip after pissing, using deodorant, body sprays and lotion.
The teachers at my H.S,some of them were guilty of extreme body odors themselves..male and female :smh:

A group of exchange students always masked their B.O by using tons of cologne or aftershave..once youd walk past them in a hallway you'd know :puke::lol:
 
I can't do the fruity smelling soaps and lotions. I get the body oils from @BronxBomber so those smells end up mixing and throwing shyt off.

I used to do the Kirkland wipes, but Dude Wipes has this XL wipe. I can fold that bytch 4-5 times and still get a good wipe!
900 Kirkland wipes, in 9 seperate packaging.. wait for the $4 off sale..to get them for $16.. been my go to for yrs… Hell sometimes I would sell the packs to strippers at parties.. they need them wipes.. also use to sell hell of smell goods to strippers..body lotions, sprays.. online coupons use to be the best with the buy 1 get 1 free.. get a free body lotion and sell them shits for $10, body sprays 15-20
 
You guys are focusing on the chick, I totally get it the hoe is disgusting, but let's keep it a stack, there are also disgusting dude walking around out there.
My thing is how the fuck did dude wipe her shitty ass, fuck her raw only to get her pregnant, because in my book, not only does this make him disgusting, but also stupid as a wet paper bag filled of dumbells!
When you been in the sex game you know how nasty nigs can be..dudes never really shock me on how thirsty and disgusting they are when you see them in this game.. that’s why I know what some dudes say and what they do be completely opposite.. nigs fluffing strippers, hoes, prositutes, etc after they coming from the boom boom room or after a days of work servicing nigs.. chicks sometimes telling nigs like hey I just did some extras uhhh you might want to take a rain check on sucking pussy/eating ass and nigs still like whatever.. like literally hearing chicks on the phone with nigs turning down money cause they trying not to get fluffed and dudes still begging smh.. same nigs running around like they playas and ladies men and you busy looking at them like only if you knew I heard you on loud speaker begging to trick and fluff a whore
 
When you been in the sex game you know how nasty nigs can be..dudes never really shock me on how thirsty and disgusting they are when you see them in this game.. that’s why I know what some dudes say and what they do be completely opposite.. nigs fluffing strippers, hoes, prositutes, etc after they coming from the boom boom room or after a days of work servicing nigs.. chicks sometimes telling nigs like hey I just did some extras uhhh you might want to take a rain check on sucking pussy/eating ass and nigs still like whatever.. like literally hearing chicks on the phone with nigs turning down money cause they trying not to get fluffed and dudes still begging smh.. same nigs running around like they playas and ladies men and you busy looking at them like only if you knew I heard you on loud speaker begging to trick and fluff a whore
You learn a lot about how thirsty ninjas get down when you hang with women.
 
We have all our gutter sex moments, as long as nobody was forced, shit (poor choice of words) happens.
When I was stationed in the Philippines back in the day I hooked up with this fine ass Blasian (father was probably a Vietnam Vet) there. I got her to the hotel and smashed it RAW. Her punanni was stank as a MF. I was like "OK I know I'm probably burnt already." To my amazement she didn't burn me.
 
I can't do the fruity smelling soaps and lotions. I get the body oils from @BronxBomber so those smells end up mixing and throwing shyt off.

I used to do the Kirkland wipes, but Dude Wipes has this XL wipe. I can fold that bytch 4-5 times and still get a good wipe!

Salute I feel naked not smelling exceptional, F! just good. Salute my brother!
 
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