INTERCOURSE SEX POSITIONS USING SEX SWINGS
* Easily "swing" your partner to the next sex position while maintaining the mood
* Using the Spring supplied with most sex swings gives energy for faster / deeper penetration
* With the can standing and the woman in the swing, the man can move the woman back and forth in the swing, or move her in other interesting angles, for intercourse. This is a favorite position for many.
* If you have the Love Swing or Spinning Sex Swing, hold the Torque Support Bar™ to allow you greater leverage during sex
* Adjustable straps give you different angles of entry
* The man can sit in a chair with the woman in the swing over him, her legs spread apart or together. The woman can be facing away from the man or toward him.
* A sex swing offers more comfortable sex positions offering both people less fatigue and back strain. This allows for more comfort and longer love making sessions.
* Hands-free sexual positions provides an entirely new realm of touch and caressing sensations during sex
* Attach the swing over the bed. Have the man lay down on the bed, bounce the woman up and down in the swing using the bungee spring.
* With the man laying down and the woman suspended in the swing over him, spin the woman in the swing 360º
* A woman can be suspended face down in the swing for "doggy style" entry or anal entry.
* Let your imagination help you discover even more sexual uses for the swing.
ORAL SEX POSITIONS WITH A SEX SWING
* Swing allows you to move your partner around effortlessly during oral sex
* Weightless freedom and suspended access to your lover allows a great variety of sex positions for the oral giver to use your tongue, lips, hands and mouth in new exciting ways
* Choose positions to eliminate strain on neck and back. Oral giver kneeling on floor or bed with oral receiving partner suspended in swing.
* Incorporate spring-loaded "energy" to oral sex. Use the bungee spring to give motion to oral sex or to bounce your partner up and down while giving oral.
* With the man in the swing, the woman giving oral sex can move the man by pulling and pushing him back and forth into her mouth with very little effort.
* Weightless oral sex position – One partner lays on the bed or floor, the partner sits in the swing suspended over their face for oral sex
* Weightless "69" oral sex position – One partner lays on the bed or floor, their partner lays in the swing suspended over them. While the partner in the swing is suspended, both partners face each others genital area
MASTURBATING SEX POSITIONS USING A SEX SWING
* Using a love swing during masturbation a user can use the foot stirrups to keep their legs apart effortlessly
* Sex swings with springs allow you to bounce on insertion toys
* Relaxing positions as you swing
* Attach a dildo or vibrator with a suction cup to the wall. Suspended in the swing, push your feet off the wall with the toy inserted.
). I love it. Haven't gotten into the pole thing, but I like the swing a great deal. It's quite fun. Not having to deal with gravity during sex is ...ummm...interesting. And did I mention fun?
I AM NOT A FREAK 
It's good you have the plants, just imagine what a conversation piece a swing would be. 
Exercise equipment? I guess...wonder if he bought that story 
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