Academy Awards: So last night Glenn Close was doing Da Butt at the Oscars...

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BDR sitting at home saying RAW
Raw? Raw sewage maybe. I like an occasional cougar or MILF, but Glenn Close looks like Glen Close...she looks like a fucking man, and men ain't attractive to me.

I been on a dry spell for a second because of this Covid19 shit and a freak I am interested is scared she's gonna get Covid19 even though she's been vaccinated.

I told her it's like 2 virgins fucking and one of them thinking they're gonna get AIDS when it's just them, but we all know how fucked it is trying to rationalize with a goddamn woman

That said, I'd rather watch porn from now until Rapture before I fuck Glenn Close
 
Raw? Raw sewage maybe. I like an occasional cougar or MILF, but Glenn Close looks like Glen Close...she looks like a fucking man, and men ain't attractive to me.

I been on a dry spell for a second because of this Covid19 shit and a freak I am interested is scared she's gonna get Covid19 even though she's been vaccinated.

I told her it's like 2 virgins fucking and one of them thinking they're gonna get AIDS when it's just them, but we all know how fucked it is trying to rationalize with a goddamn woman

That said, I'd rather watch porn from now until Rapture before I fuck Glenn Close

Tell that lying ass bitch stop stunting...you might be on a dry spell....but she ain't...these hoes be fuckin outta both pants legs...find another freak...throw huh in da gutta....go get anotha...brah
 
Tell that lying ass bitch stop stunting...you might be on a dry spell....but she ain't...these hoes be fuckin outta both pants legs...find another freak...throw huh in da gutta....go get anotha...brah
I'm chilling. Not really working too hard to get the pussy lately. Broads either bore me or they got too many kids or are looking to come up. I just started school so I'm doing me right now. If I fall into some I fall into some, but not lacing up the Nikes to chase any right now
 
Raw? Raw sewage maybe. I like an occasional cougar or MILF, but Glenn Close looks like Glen Close...she looks like a fucking man, and men ain't attractive to me.

I been on a dry spell for a second because of this Covid19 shit and a freak I am interested is scared she's gonna get Covid19 even though she's been vaccinated.

I told her it's like 2 virgins fucking and one of them thinking they're gonna get AIDS when it's just them, but we all know how fucked it is trying to rationalize with a goddamn woman

That said, I'd rather watch porn from now until Rapture before I fuck Glenn Close
And yet, someone out there is fantasizing about a threesome with Glenn Close and Frances McDormand, lol.
 
so are on Deus & Mero awhile back...came off like a chill hippie, escentric artist (aka pot-head).
I aint never gonna be made at someone having fun and not taking themselves too seriously

 
Spike Lee dubs Glenn Close 'my sista' for her 'Da Butt' Oscars dance

Filmmaker thanks the actress for honoring his 1988 film School Daze with the performance.
By Joey Nolfi
April 26, 2021 at 01:18 PM EDT



Glenn Close's "Butt" commanded Spike Lee's attention at the Oscars.

The morning after the eight-time Academy Award nominee lost her latest contest for Best Supporting Actress but virtually won the entire ceremony by getting up out of her seat to dance to E.U.'s iconic 1988 single "Da Butt," the School Daze filmmaker shared a sweet message on Instagram praising the actress for doing justice to his movie's soundtrack tune.

"Good morning. I've got to give a shout-out to my sister Glenn Close, who I heard gave me love [for] School Daze," Lee said in a video post. "She was doing 'Da Butt!' I saw it on video! You were getting down!"


The show-stopping moment occurred during a segment that saw Lil Rel Howery traveling through the Oscars audience and quizzing them on classic songs from the past, asking them if they knew whether the compositions were nominated for Best Original Song or not. Close admittedly knew the song, and enthusiastically indulged Howery's request for her to prove it by dancing.

While "Da Butt" did not receive an Oscar nod, Lee used the song in School Daze, which catapulted the track to No. 35 on the
 

Glenn Close Dancing to ‘Da Butt’ for Lil Rel Howery Is Pure Oscars Joy
By Halle Kiefer@hallekiefer


You might have thought our 93rd Annual Academy Awards VIP could rest after his preshow gig wrapped earlier this evening, but Sunday’s Oscars wasn’t done with Lil Rel Howery. The Bad Trip actor returned to present a truly wild round of Best Original Song trivia, which started with Andra Day getting bleeped out and ended with Glenn Close dancing to E.U.’s “Da Butt.”

When Day guessed Prince’s “Purple Rain” had never been nominated (the song itself didn’t get the nom, but Purple Rain’s soundtrack won for Best Original Score), she zinged the Academy for the slight, calling it “bullshit,” though the network was able to bleep her in time. “I don’t know how much that’s going to cost you, ABC, but it happened,” joked Howery. “We’re in a train station; you don’t know what you’re going to hear.”

“I stole a car from my job, picked you up in the woods, and we drove off,” Howery reminisced with his next victim Daniel Kaluuya (but seriously, what happened that night they hung out at a sports bar?!). When the Best Supporting Actor winner whiffed his trivia question about Best Original Song winner Donna Summer’s “Last Dance,” Rel quipped, “You’re in the sunken place again, man.”

However, when Howery quizzed Glenn Close on the Academy Award history of “Da Butt,” she conveniently not only knew the song, but proceeded to get up and throw it in a circle to said song in a moment of pure Oscars chaos. “It’s both dope and uncomfortable,” said Howery. Thank you, Lil Rel, for this moment. Thank you, Glenn, and most of all, thank you, “Da Butt.”

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Update, April 26: The Los Angeles Times reported that Close’s dancing was indeed a scripted bit, crushing our fantasy that the film legend just knows the “Da Butt” dance. On the bright side, if this year’s Oscars were a movie and Close’s part was scripted, does that mean she’s eligible for another Best Supporting Actress nod next year?

Update, April 27: Glenn Close has butted in to clear everything up. “I knew that Lil Rel was going to quiz me about ‘Da Butt,’” she wrote on an Instagram post, adding that her tablemates Daniel Kaluuya, Darrell Britt-Gibson, and Chris Terrio helped teach her about the song. “I had Googled ‘Da Butt’ and watched Spike’s music video so when Lil Rel asked if I could do the dance … you can actually see me think of the video,” Close continued. “That part was completely spontaneous. Daniel, Darrell, and Chris egged me on!!! It was ALL their fault.” Sure, Glenn.
 
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