Light a match to it and show him it's a flame-thrower as you BBQ him ... EXTRA crispy
COP: Can I see some I.D.? TRANSLATION: I feel bonafide stupid as fuck now so I wanna run your I.D. so I can hope to catch you on something to justify my actions/jam him up and later tell my co-workers that I knew there was something off about him sidebar: ole kiss ass nigga at the counter inside "Thankyou for your service" ...