A Breakfast I Will Never Forget!

[Mo-Better]

OK you get invited to a business breakfast. As usual there's always someone in the crowd you think stands out more than the others. In this case its the Chairwoman. A tall fine redbone with hazel colored eyes (her own) a very nice chest, small waist, a very nice booty and every hair in place. Everyone is dressed business casual.

Anyway we all place our orders then start discussing the business and hand. About 20 minutes later our meals arrive. So I'm like trying to remember keep your elbows off the table, don't eat too fast. OK I got it, I'm, ready! Until......

I look to my left and that fine redbone I spoke of has cut her omelette and is eating it with her fingers. I do a double take! Last time I checked an omelette was not considered finger food. Talk about you can dress them up but can't take them anyplace.

Have we become so primal today that table manners no longer exist or matter. I'm sitting there after breakfast and I don't think I heard another word spoken. My mind can't get off someone trying to eat eggs with their fingers. Needless to say I've attended my last meeting with this group.

 

[sean69]

man, let the woman eat. lol. i eat cereal with my hands. shit, it's my life. can i live?

 

[p5ych3]

i look at folks weird who eat roti with knife and folk.

A tall fine redbone with hazel colored eyes (her own) a very nice chest, small waist, a very nice booty and every hair in place.

i would over look how she ate that omelette and think if she's weird like that
how weird is she in other areas and how far am i willing to go in her weird world.

 

[followup]

I HATE table manners, but I'm pretty sure eggs in any form other than hardboiled are eaten with a fork everywhere (except places where they don't use forks yet). What a mess

 

[doggish_098]

she saw you checking her so she said to herself "let me do something to keep this dude from trying to holla at me"

 

[mcguyver]

Soooooo How fine was she again?

 

[Mo-Better]

Soooooo How fine was she again?

Didn't matter after I saw her fingering her eggs.

 

[Mo-Better]

she saw you checking her so she said to herself "let me do something to keep this dude from trying to holla at me"

She accomplished her mission.

 

[Mo-Better]

I HATE table manners, but I'm pretty sure eggs in any form other than hardboiled are eaten with a fork everywhere (except places where they don't use forks yet). What a mess

Yeah same here but I'm not crazy with it. But how can you be expected to be taken seriously with poor table manners like that? She's expected to make a presentation on Friday. Fortunately there won't be any food served.

I've gotten 2 calls since this morning about her and it seems I wasn't the only one who noticed her moment of poor judgment.

 

[mcguyver]

You looking for a wifey?

 

[DragonXJC]

greasy finger handshake

 

[Mo-Better]

You looking for a wifey?

Hell NO! This was a possible business venture. I'm not so sure now.

 

[mcguyver]

Hell NO!

SOOOOOOOOO! HOW FINE WAS SHE AGAIN?

 

[WhenTheGoingGetsTtuff]

OK you get invited to a business breakfast. As usual there's always someone in the crowd you think stands out more than the others. In this case its the Chairwoman. A tall fine redbone with hazel colored eyes (her own) a very nice chest, small waist, a very nice booty and every hair in place. Everyone is dressed business casual.

Anyway we all place our orders then start discussing the business and hand. About 20 minutes later our meals arrive. So I'm like trying to remember keep your elbows off the table, don't eat too fast. OK I got it, I'm, ready! Until......

I look to my left and that fine redbone I spoke of has cut her omelette and is eating it with her fingers. I do a double take! Last time I checked an omelette was not considered finger food. Talk about you can dress them up but can't take them anyplace.

Have we become so primal today that table manners no longer exist or matter. I'm sitting there after breakfast and I don't think I heard another word spoken. My mind can't get off someone trying to eat eggs with their fingers. Needless to say I've attended my last meeting with this group.

Hmmm i'm going to start off like this, because i wasn't there. I myself eat lots of foods with my hands. Our hands were given to us by nature for that purpose. To feed ourselves, use as tools. Many people (myself included) don't like the clank, or the taste of metal in our mouths when we eat certain foods.

Many cultures, do not use ANY kind of utensils. I got this habit myself while in Africa. Many places where i was they'd look at you crazy if you used some kind of utensil to eat your food.

As for table manners? why should she belay herself for the comfort of others? Why should she stifle herself for the comfort of others? or what others deem socially acceptable?

Just my thinking on this