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Woman, 70, Jailed After Sidewalk Sex Encounter
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A 70-year-old woman and her 60-year-old mate are each jailed on a felony charge after they allegedly had sex on a Florida sidewalk in view of a 12-year-old child, police report.
According to investigators, Susan Roscillo and Robert Kellogg trysted around 8:45 PM Thursday in front of the Capitol Theater in downtown Clearwater. They were both subsequently arrested on a felony charge of lewd and lascivious exhibition for allegedly engaging in sexual conduct in the presence of the minor.
Pictured above, Roscillo and Kellogg are each being held in the county lockup in lieu of $10,000 bond.
The victim, Clearwater police say, saw Roscillo “on her back with her legs up in the air and no pants on.” The septuagenarian was “actively masturbating Kellogg’s penis with her hand,” according to an arrest affidavit.
After being read his rights, Kellogg reportedly admitted to having sex in public with Roscillo, adding that she “did have his penis in her hand multiple times.” Kellogg, cops reported, apologized and said that he knew the Thanksgiving night encounter “was wrong.”
Roscillo was “extremely uncooperative and continued to scream that she wanted a lawyer,” according to the affidavit, which indicates that both defendants showed an “indication of alcohol influence.”
Roscillo was convicted earlier this month on an open container charge after she was spotted drinking a can of Bud Light Cran-Brrr-Rita beer on a Clearwater street. Kellogg’s rap sheet includes collars for trespassing; disorderly intoxication; disorderly conduct; panhandling; battery on a law enforcement officer; obstruction; and carrying an open container. Court records describe Roscillo and Kellogg as homeless.
And you thought YOUR holiday family reunion was awkward...
Woman, 70, Jailed After Sidewalk Sex Encounter
Woman, 70, Jailed After Sidewalk Sex Encounter
DECEMBER 1--A 70-year-old woman and her 60-year-old mate are each jailed on a felony charge after they allegedly had sex on a Florida sidewalk in view of a 12-year-old child, police report. Accordin
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70-year-old woman and 60-year-old man busted having sex in front of 12-year-old
They put the sex in sexagenarian — and cops put them in jail. A 60-year-old Florida man and his 70-year-old girlfriend were arrested for having public sex in Clearwater, Fla. last week. The a…
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Florida elderly couple arrested for sex outside of theater in front 12-year-old on Thanksgiving: report
A Florida man and woman were arrested Thursday after they were caught having sex in public in front of a 12-year-old child outside a Clearwater theater on Thanksgiving.
A 70-year-old woman and her 60-year-old mate are each jailed on a felony charge after they allegedly had sex on a Florida sidewalk in view of a 12-year-old child, police report.
According to investigators, Susan Roscillo and Robert Kellogg trysted around 8:45 PM Thursday in front of the Capitol Theater in downtown Clearwater. They were both subsequently arrested on a felony charge of lewd and lascivious exhibition for allegedly engaging in sexual conduct in the presence of the minor.
Pictured above, Roscillo and Kellogg are each being held in the county lockup in lieu of $10,000 bond.
The victim, Clearwater police say, saw Roscillo “on her back with her legs up in the air and no pants on.” The septuagenarian was “actively masturbating Kellogg’s penis with her hand,” according to an arrest affidavit.
After being read his rights, Kellogg reportedly admitted to having sex in public with Roscillo, adding that she “did have his penis in her hand multiple times.” Kellogg, cops reported, apologized and said that he knew the Thanksgiving night encounter “was wrong.”
Roscillo was “extremely uncooperative and continued to scream that she wanted a lawyer,” according to the affidavit, which indicates that both defendants showed an “indication of alcohol influence.”
Roscillo was convicted earlier this month on an open container charge after she was spotted drinking a can of Bud Light Cran-Brrr-Rita beer on a Clearwater street. Kellogg’s rap sheet includes collars for trespassing; disorderly intoxication; disorderly conduct; panhandling; battery on a law enforcement officer; obstruction; and carrying an open container. Court records describe Roscillo and Kellogg as homeless.
