19 Times Fast Food Went Too Fucking Far
Please send help FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
posted on Jul. 11, 2016, at 6:01 p.m.
Anna Kopsky
BuzzFeed Staff
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We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us which American fast-food items went too far. Here are the insane results.
1. Red Robin Red Ramen Burger
instagram.com
Twitter: @Kenji_O
What it is: Everything you love about a burger, smushed between two flat reminders of drunken college nights eating on your floor.
—Lexirose0520
2. Burger King Mac n’ Cheetos
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: Mac ‘n’ cheese deep-fried in an orange Cheetos crust.
—Shannon Sims Smith, Facebook
3. Jack in the Box Hella-Peño Burger
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: An obnoxious burger patty topped with jalapeños, thick cheese, and even more deep-fried, breaded, cheese-stuffed jalapeños. OH. MY. LORD.
—Mallory Amanda, Facebook
4. Taco Bell Cap’n Crunch Delights
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: A doughnut hole filled with icing, rolled in bits of Capn’ Crunch. It actually sounds pretty good…SORRY.
—blamethestars
5. Burger King Halloween Whopper
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: It’s a classic Whopper with an A1 sauce–baked, black-dyed bun. It apparently turned people’s poop green, so that’s fun.
—naddakat
6. Pizza Hut Hot Dog Bites
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: A pizza, but instead of having normal goddamn crust, it’s laced with PIGS IN A BLANKET AND SERVED WITH DIPPING MUSTARD. WHY?
—Richard Eric, Facebook
7. Taco Bell Waffle Taco
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: It’s like a breakfast sandwich, but wrapped in a waffle like a taco. Because, why not?
—Buzzfeed21
8. Friendly’s Grilled Cheese Burger Melt
Twitter: @iNOMdaily
Twitter: @Ayda_H9110
What it is: A hamburger with two grilled cheese sandwiches for buns, running at 1,500 calories.
—Rebecca Fike, Facebook
9. Burger King Bacon Sundae
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: Oh, just your normal, average vanilla ice cream sundae, with chocolate and caramel drizzle, bacon bits, and a huge slice of bacon slammed on top.
—Jordan Christine, Facebook
10. Domino’s Pasta Bread Bowls
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: All the pasta you love, in a gigantic bowl you can eat made of bread.
—lexis47
11. Taco Bell Spicy Potato Taco
Twitter: @SeanPatrec
Twitter: @evelynelevenn
What it is: A normal taco, except it’s filled with potato bites and chipotle sauce. Shamefully appetizing.
—Roxanne Marie, Facebook
12. Papa John’s Frito Chili Cheese Pizza
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: A perfectly lovely pizza slaughtered by Frito bits.
—Brett Vergara
13. Carl’s Jr. Double Loaded Omelet Biscuit
Carl’s Jr.
Twitter: @mortonfox
What it is: Exactly what it says — it’s two folded omelets, all cheesed up, filled with bacon bits, on an English muffin.
—Andrew Ziegler
14. Taco Bell Mountain Dew A.M.
instagram.com
What it is: Literally orange juice mixed with Mountain Dew. A stoner’s mimosa, if you will.
—Stephanie Keca, Facebook
15. Jack in the Box Croissant Donuts
Twitter: @meringuebkeshp
Twitter: @Eater
What it is: When a croissant and a doughnut love each other very much, this concoction comes to life.
—Jessica Coffey, Facebook
16. Sonic Chocolate Jalapeño Shake
instagram.com
Twitter: @Rayman9997
What it is: Your fave shake flavor with a hot ‘n’ spicy twist to it. Can you survive it?
—erinw49
17. Dunkin’ Donuts Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich
Twitter: @jbruesewitz
Twitter: @StopBlinking
What it is: It’s your classic breakfast sandwich on a glazed doughnut.
—annav46
18. Domino’s Specialty Chicken
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: Fried pizza crust with chicken, jalapeños, pineapple, bacon…pretty much anything you want. For no good reason except that Domino’s can do whatever the fuck they want.
—Daniel Richards, Facebook
19. KFC Double Down
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: Bacon, cheese, and ~special sauce~, squished comfortably between two chicken patties. Helloooo, diarrhea!
—Bonnie Cleveland Evans, Facebook
Please send help FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
posted on Jul. 11, 2016, at 6:01 p.m.
Anna Kopsky
BuzzFeed Staff
Tweet
Tumblr
We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us which American fast-food items went too far. Here are the insane results.
1. Red Robin Red Ramen Burger
instagram.com
Twitter: @Kenji_O
What it is: Everything you love about a burger, smushed between two flat reminders of drunken college nights eating on your floor.
—Lexirose0520
2. Burger King Mac n’ Cheetos
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: Mac ‘n’ cheese deep-fried in an orange Cheetos crust.
—Shannon Sims Smith, Facebook
3. Jack in the Box Hella-Peño Burger
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: An obnoxious burger patty topped with jalapeños, thick cheese, and even more deep-fried, breaded, cheese-stuffed jalapeños. OH. MY. LORD.
—Mallory Amanda, Facebook
4. Taco Bell Cap’n Crunch Delights
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: A doughnut hole filled with icing, rolled in bits of Capn’ Crunch. It actually sounds pretty good…SORRY.
—blamethestars
5. Burger King Halloween Whopper
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: It’s a classic Whopper with an A1 sauce–baked, black-dyed bun. It apparently turned people’s poop green, so that’s fun.
—naddakat
6. Pizza Hut Hot Dog Bites
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: A pizza, but instead of having normal goddamn crust, it’s laced with PIGS IN A BLANKET AND SERVED WITH DIPPING MUSTARD. WHY?
—Richard Eric, Facebook
7. Taco Bell Waffle Taco
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: It’s like a breakfast sandwich, but wrapped in a waffle like a taco. Because, why not?
—Buzzfeed21
8. Friendly’s Grilled Cheese Burger Melt
Twitter: @iNOMdaily
Twitter: @Ayda_H9110
What it is: A hamburger with two grilled cheese sandwiches for buns, running at 1,500 calories.
—Rebecca Fike, Facebook
9. Burger King Bacon Sundae
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: Oh, just your normal, average vanilla ice cream sundae, with chocolate and caramel drizzle, bacon bits, and a huge slice of bacon slammed on top.
—Jordan Christine, Facebook
10. Domino’s Pasta Bread Bowls
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: All the pasta you love, in a gigantic bowl you can eat made of bread.
—lexis47
11. Taco Bell Spicy Potato Taco
Twitter: @SeanPatrec
Twitter: @evelynelevenn
What it is: A normal taco, except it’s filled with potato bites and chipotle sauce. Shamefully appetizing.
—Roxanne Marie, Facebook
12. Papa John’s Frito Chili Cheese Pizza
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: A perfectly lovely pizza slaughtered by Frito bits.
—Brett Vergara
13. Carl’s Jr. Double Loaded Omelet Biscuit
Carl’s Jr.
Twitter: @mortonfox
What it is: Exactly what it says — it’s two folded omelets, all cheesed up, filled with bacon bits, on an English muffin.
—Andrew Ziegler
14. Taco Bell Mountain Dew A.M.
instagram.com
What it is: Literally orange juice mixed with Mountain Dew. A stoner’s mimosa, if you will.
—Stephanie Keca, Facebook
15. Jack in the Box Croissant Donuts
Twitter: @meringuebkeshp
Twitter: @Eater
What it is: When a croissant and a doughnut love each other very much, this concoction comes to life.
—Jessica Coffey, Facebook
16. Sonic Chocolate Jalapeño Shake
instagram.com
Twitter: @Rayman9997
What it is: Your fave shake flavor with a hot ‘n’ spicy twist to it. Can you survive it?
—erinw49
17. Dunkin’ Donuts Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich
Twitter: @jbruesewitz
Twitter: @StopBlinking
What it is: It’s your classic breakfast sandwich on a glazed doughnut.
—annav46
18. Domino’s Specialty Chicken
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: Fried pizza crust with chicken, jalapeños, pineapple, bacon…pretty much anything you want. For no good reason except that Domino’s can do whatever the fuck they want.
—Daniel Richards, Facebook
19. KFC Double Down
instagram.com
instagram.com
What it is: Bacon, cheese, and ~special sauce~, squished comfortably between two chicken patties. Helloooo, diarrhea!
—Bonnie Cleveland Evans, Facebook
