%%%10 Mistakes Men Make In Bed%%%

this is a fallacy.... we like to kiss .... if a nigga dont want to kiss you.... here are the only 3 reasons in order...

1. You are just a jump(off) NO NEED TO KISS A HOE...take the dick and stfu:yes:

2. U are a butterface:hmm: or like we say upstate...U DONE:lol:

3. U swollowed some babybatter earlier andhe aint forget about that shyt :lol:

A man not wanting to kiss me during sex is one of my biggest pet peeves and one of the biggest disrespects during sex I think

No way he is getting a second shot at me after something like that

I agree with the list though there is usually a reason more than he just doesn't like to kiss ... the only acceptable one on there to me is if she just swallowed his kids like that would just be funky as hell if he kissed her after that:puke:

DO HOLD THE TITTIES TOGETHER AND TRY TO SUCK THEM AT THE SAME TIME.

*fixed

That shit'll have me dumb weak drooling and shit LOL ... my nipples are my spot:)
 
aNOTHER ONE.. DO NOT HOLD THE TITTIES TOGETHER AND TRY TO SUCK THEM AT THE SAME TIME.

I've driven women crazy with this!

If they are big enough, push 'em together and situate the nipples like Siamese twins and I put my tongue to work.


Then again, I got pretty stellar tongue skills. It is what it is :hmm:, I'm talented.
 
OK here's another one

Trying to force her head further down when she's giving you oral

Yes, once again we know it feels good, but you have to be considerate about it. Everybody's not likely to be a deep throat expert, and there's no reason why she should be, since most of the pleasure of oral sex comes from the action of her tongue on your glans. Keep your hands away from her head unless it's to gently stroke her hair, and you won't feel the temptation to encourage her to go deeper by pushing or holding her head down.:lol:

Wrong!!!

I'm pretty decently endowed and I yearn for the feeling of the top, always. I love to top out, in the pussy or mouth.

Feeling my member enveloped in a hot, wet, soft mouth... my whole member.... while feeling pressure from the back of her throat on the head of my schlong while climaxing is .......

empowering
encouraging
ecstasy
endearingly knee-buckling
exhaustingly toe-curling

and leaves me spent like nothing else but passionate, sweaty, slow, long.... sex :yes:
 
10. Throw the condom in the garbage when finished, not under the bed . (That’s just nasty)

how bout in her purse?

I kid.


I've done this.... :hmm:

After fucking a bitch I named "speak & spell" in my sister's minivan, while parked in the chick's apartment parking lot.... way int he back, of course.
 
this is a fallacy.... we like to kiss .... if a nigga dont want to kiss you.... here are the only 3 reasons in order...

1. You are just a jump(off) NO NEED TO KISS A HOE...take the dick and stfu:yes:

2. U are a butterface:hmm: or like we say upstate...U DONE:lol:

3. U swollowed some babybatter earlier andhe aint forget about that shyt :lol:

basically

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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