*•She Got A Perfect Body...but

[HIGH CALIBER]

I been w/ girls that had a perfect body but.... One girl in clothes 36-24-36 but naked she had had two children her stomach looked like cat fought MMA on that muthafucka stretch marks from pure hell would have never guessed that thru the clothes....Ongoing this shit I know I ain't the only one

She got a perfect body but _____________(finish the sentence)

 

[Deezz]

.....her feet looks like she's been kicking the side of a mountain for the last ten years.

The kind of shit a pedicure can't even fix.

 

[tallblacknyc]

bi-polar

married/relationship

her fuck game ain't up to par

her head isn't that great

 

[Al Smith]

From the neck up she's...

 

[K. Hash]

She's cross-eyed.

 

[World B Free]

...She kept on running back to Jesus

 

[8/11Streetz]

She got a perfect body.........but the bitch got halitosis

 

[The Jamaican]

she had bad credit
her butthole stink
she borrowed money from my mama

 

[King_of_Posts]

...but she is annoying as HELL!

 

[theart0f69]

...She talk too damn much!

 

[MrBee]

Teefis...

 

[The Jamaican]

.. she killed my mama bird

 

[BIGFILL]

she be saying "I LOVE YOU " after the 2nd date
and I dont feel the same way

 

[Mentor B]

She got the perfect body but she's a devoted Christian. And all I wanna do is smash.

 

[dHustla]

...but she is annoying as HELL!

the WORST!

 

[dirtyrat229]

but...her pussy stinks

 

[Atoosa]

She is bat shit crazy...sex game is outta this world but dealing with her crazy shit in between sex is too much.....lol

 

[Atoosa]

She got a perfect body in clothes...but when them shits come of....ewwwwwwww Bag of knuckles ass...water balloon sagging breasts...and the I'm fine without clothes on attitude.....not

 

[HIGH CALIBER]

.....her feet looks like she's been kicking the side of a mountain for the last ten years.

The kind of shit a pedicure can't even fix.

 

[hocjo2626]

but.........she's my fuckin' cousin. Son of a bitch!

Shit!!

 

[godofwine]

she be saying "I LOVE YOU " after the 2nd date
and I dont feel the same way

I just had some shit like this happen. Man, you make a broad come and they be on some real shit real quick. I'm a little twisted I let that bitch stay the night. She know where I live and she might come back unannounced and uninvited

 

[kmillz]

She has bad breath and terrible hygiene