‘South Park’ shocker: ‘Post COVID’ special kills off grown-up characters

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‘South Park’ shocker: ‘Post COVID’ special kills off grown-up characters
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Hannah Sparks
November 26, 2021 10:58am
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After nearly a quarter of a century spent as 9-year-olds, the boys of “South Park” are — for better, but mostly worse — finally men.
Spoiler alert: Stop reading now if you don’t want to learn major reveals from the new “South Park: Post COVID” special.
In the show’s hourlong episode on Paramount+, tragedy strikes as Stan Marsh, Kyle Brovlofski and Eric Cartman reunite decades into the future to mourn the death of their once death-proof friend, Kenny McCormick.
However, he’s not the only major character to lose their life in a post-pandemic world.
But before we get into that: At the flash-forward’s outset, Comedy Central’s enduring cartoon friends are in very different places in their lives.
Stan is an online whiskey consultant and romantically involved with his Alexa device.
Kyle is struggling at a “counseling online start-up thing.”
And Kyle’s antisemitic tormenter, Eric, with his signature turquoise beanie transformed into a yarmulke, has apparently converted to Judaism — which Kyle isn’t buying, of course.
South Park characters The boys of “South Park” have been 9-years-old for 23 seasons.Paramount
News of Kenny’s ultimate demise sent shockwaves through the former residents of South Park, including the “king of woke comedy” Jimmy Valmer, now yet another “Jimmy” of the late night talk show host scene who canceled his live interview with “First Lady Tom Kardashian” as tribute to his late friend.
But as the details of Kenny’s life as an illustrious millionaire scientist emerge, the gang finds the circumstances surrounding his death don’t match up — and decide he must have been murdered while investigating the origin of the COVID Delta+ Rewards variant, which just so happened to lead him back to Randy Marsh’s cannabis operation at Tegridy Farms.
South Park: Post COVID The South Park of the future is mired in chaos when a new coronavirus variant strikes.Paramount
Stan visits the Shady Acres Retirement Community to visit his father, who’d long ago ostracized his son over the demise of Tegridy, and the deaths of his wife and daughter.
In a heartbreaking flashback, we learn that Shelly was caught in the barn when Stan burned down the farms in a misguided attempt to prevent his parents’ divorce in the aftermath of the 2020 pandemic. Wracked by the accidental death of her daughter, Sharon later shoots herself.
The truth comes out as Randy admits the unsavory origins of COVID, including details of back-alley sex with a pangolin — all of which he blames on China for trying to steal America’s tegridy.
adult Kyle Broflovski Audiences learn that adult Kyle Broflovski works for a “counseling online start-up thing.”Paramount
“Space Jam 2 came out, and we all just kind of… gave up,” Randy laments. “We lost our tegridy, and it was all by design. They needed us to lose it.”
The trail leads up Kenny’s dead butt as they discover a flash drive loaded with clues hidden in the corpse’s anal cavity, particularly a video that reveals their genius friend was attempting to travel back in time to prevent the pandemic. Failing, he blames the collapse of civilization on his “three d- -khead friends” who “ruined everything when they let COVID break up their friendship and become argumentative, combative, pessimistic a- -holes.”
Stan and Randy in the future Stan confronts Randy at the Shady Acres Retirement Community to learn his role in the COVID-19 pandemic.Paramount
“Let’s face it, guys, we killed Kenny.”
Meanwhile, the end of the episode sees Kenny’s aforementioned laboratory partner “Victor Chaws” locked-up at the South Park Mental Asylum Plus, where a name tag reveals the mad scientist’s true identity: Victor Chaos, aka Professor Chaos, aka the alter ego of Butters Stotch.
SOUTH PARK: POST COVID | First Look | Streaming Nov. 25 only on Paramount+ “South Park: Post COVID” is now available to stream exclusively on Paramount+.Paramount
 

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