Re: Whoa, WTF??? Creflo Dollar Invokes Uzi Massacre Of Non-Tithing Church Members! Da
Whoa, WTF??? Creflo Dollar Invokes Uzi Massacre Of Non-Tithing Church Members! Damn!
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Re: Whoa, WTF??? Creflo Dollar Invokes Uzi Massacre Of Non-Tithing Church Members! Da
Say word...
My homeboy put down with this back in 94.
http://www.themonastery.org/
You send them small fee and you can become a ordained minister.I want become minister,because they are tax free.
Say word...
My homeboy put down with this back in 94.
http://www.themonastery.org/
You send them small fee and you can become a ordained minister.I want become minister,because they are tax free.
Re: Whoa, WTF??? Creflo Dollar Invokes Uzi Massacre Of Non-Tithing Church Members! Da
Re: Whoa, WTF??? Creflo Dollar Invokes Uzi Massacre Of Non-Tithing Church Members! Da
^^^ Nothing he said in this audio clip is supported by biblical scripture, fam.
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You obviously haven't read the Bible either because it in no way supports Creflo's pimp ass shit. Tithing (and I assume you're referring to Creflo's incessant refrain) was under The Most High's old law to establish a revenue system for the Levite priests (Yah's priesthood--i.e. those in charge of teh Ark of the Covenant among other duties) without an inheritance, and to help feed the poor. Tithes mostly were food, live-stock and what not. Money was taken in, but was used to purchase more food, grains, fruit, etc. Preachers in the Christian church always use one example from Heb. 7:1-10 (there are a couple more, but trying to keep this short)to justify the 10% shit.
Because people simply hate to read (even the Bible like they are called to do), they let the Dollar's of the world lead them around by the nose.
Pimps like Creflo, Benny Hinn, Kenneth Copeland, Joel Osteen, T.D. Jakes, Juanita Bynum, etc. prey upon the ignorance of the people who flow into their churches every Sunday (btw NOT the Sabbath) to get their fix. It's part of the prosperity hustle where they spout that "sow a seed (read: give me money lol) and get blessed" bullshit. Nowhere in the Bible does it say (except in certain isolated instances) you have to take 10% of your earnings and give them to some preacher so he can pay the note on his private jet or whatever. Yah is not a hypocrite nor is he partial (see Gen. 28:20-22, lol Jacob promised to tithe only if The Most High did something for him first, lol).
If you're going to bash the Bible, so be it, but please, don't be a bandwagon jumper and go around spouting shit for the "cool" kids and lump everyone in with the Christian crowd. Peace.
You obviously haven't read the Bible either because it in no way supports Creflo's pimp ass shit. Tithing (and I assume you're referring to Creflo's incessant refrain) was under The Most High's old law to establish a revenue system for the Levite priests (Yah's priesthood--i.e. those in charge of teh Ark of the Covenant among other duties) without an inheritance, and to help feed the poor. Tithes mostly were food, live-stock and what not. Money was taken in, but was used to purchase more food, grains, fruit, etc. Preachers in the Christian church always use one example from Heb. 7:1-10 (there are a couple more, but trying to keep this short)to justify the 10% shit.
Because people simply hate to read (even the Bible like they are called to do), they let the Dollar's of the world lead them around by the nose.
Pimps like Creflo, Benny Hinn, Kenneth Copeland, Joel Osteen, T.D. Jakes, Juanita Bynum, etc. prey upon the ignorance of the people who flow into their churches every Sunday (btw NOT the Sabbath) to get their fix. It's part of the prosperity hustle where they spout that "sow a seed (read: give me money lol) and get blessed" bullshit. Nowhere in the Bible does it say (except in certain isolated instances) you have to take 10% of your earnings and give them to some preacher so he can pay the note on his private jet or whatever. Yah is not a hypocrite nor is he partial (see Gen. 28:20-22, lol Jacob promised to tithe only if The Most High did something for him first, lol).
If you're going to bash the Bible, so be it, but please, don't be a bandwagon jumper and go around spouting shit for the "cool" kids and lump everyone in with the Christian crowd. Peace.
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That's okay devils like Michael Smith(Dollar's real name) will die at the hands of their congregations when they wake up to their bullshit in the final days.
That's okay devils like Michael Smith(Dollar's real name) will die at the hands of their congregations when they wake up to their bullshit in the final days.
Re: Whoa, WTF??? Creflo Dollar Invokes Uzi Massacre Of Non-Tithing Church Members! Da
fuckin swag surfin..?!!
Dude was like this on that money. -->
Shit is disgusting ...
BUT ..
Can I get a gif of Ole boy Swag surfing on the money?
fuckin swag surfin..?
!!Dude was like this on that money. -->
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yep
Black Ameicans are the worst IMO when it comes to religion.
All Religions have a dark past, but when you look at the Religion that most Black Americans chose to believe in...its really sad & sickening. It really shows how mentally lost Black folks have become since we got brought to this shithole.
I can tell you that since the depression started, damn near ever church that I see in Black communities still has plenty of Black folks in em. Black folks that lost their jobs, lost the homes, etc; But with the little money that they have left, they still take time to pay their 10% and "PRAY" to God and hope he wil save them from their stress. The whole situation is very sad and sicking....and hilarious at the same time.
I coulda opened a church with my cousin a few years ago. He got a lump sum from a settlement and he didnt know how to flip his money; But im not cold hearted like that ...plus i believe human enforced karma. It wasnt in my character to exploit my dumbfounded brotha's and sista's. We got too many people doing that already.
yep
Black Ameicans are the worst IMO when it comes to religion.
All Religions have a dark past, but when you look at the Religion that most Black Americans chose to believe in...its really sad & sickening. It really shows how mentally lost Black folks have become since we got brought to this shithole.
I can tell you that since the depression started, damn near ever church that I see in Black communities still has plenty of Black folks in em. Black folks that lost their jobs, lost the homes, etc; But with the little money that they have left, they still take time to pay their 10% and "PRAY" to God and hope he wil save them from their stress. The whole situation is very sad and sicking....and hilarious at the same time.
I coulda opened a church with my cousin a few years ago. He got a lump sum from a settlement and he didnt know how to flip his money; But im not cold hearted like that ...plus i believe human enforced karma. It wasnt in my character to exploit my dumbfounded brotha's and sista's. We got too many people doing that already.
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Gotdayum, I've been waiting for someone to say this!! My uncle said that about Rev. Ike in the 70's, and my grandsheep,...uh, grandmother tried to take a broomstick to him.
The craziest thing is that these false preachers don't have any fear of God because they don't believe in Him.
Gotdayum, I've been waiting for someone to say this!! My uncle said that about Rev. Ike in the 70's, and my grandsheep,...uh, grandmother tried to take a broomstick to him.
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Dude, you and I both know that that ain't gonna happen.
Dude, you and I both know that that ain't gonna happen.
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I say this shit to my peeps all the time.
I say this shit to my peeps all the time.
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You just ruined my whole day.
Believing in God is one thing, but being punked like this out of your cheese?
You just ruined my whole day.
Believing in God is one thing, but being punked like this out of your cheese?
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Anybody who doesn't/didn't walk right out of that church RIGHT THEN is a damned fool. He showed you who he is. And he covered it with, "Aren't you glad we're under the blood of Jesus." and these fools said, "Well!"
Damn, fucking Christians are damned fools. Deaf, dumb and blind foolish sheep. I almost wish my conscience could let me be a pastor/preacher so I could join in in fleecing these idiots of their last dollars.
Anybody who doesn't/didn't walk right out of that church RIGHT THEN is a damned fool. He showed you who he is. And he covered it with, "Aren't you glad we're under the blood of Jesus." and these fools said, "Well!"
Damn, fucking Christians are damned fools. Deaf, dumb and blind foolish sheep. I almost wish my conscience could let me be a pastor/preacher so I could join in in fleecing these idiots of their last dollars.
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i think that if you truly believe that the omniscient creator of the universe NEEDS your money then anything is fair game.
the truth is yall shittin on creflo but his followers would try to tear you to pieces if you critisized him...
i think that if you truly believe that the omniscient creator of the universe NEEDS your money then anything is fair game.
the truth is yall shittin on creflo but his followers would try to tear you to pieces if you critisized him...
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Yup. I work with a black chick who swears by T.D. Jakes and Creflo and that crowd. I showed her the clip where Creflo mentioned the uzi craziness last year and she was like "That's not him...they've done a voice over or something. I don't believe that is him." I was like
Yup. I work with a black chick who swears by T.D. Jakes and Creflo and that crowd. I showed her the clip where Creflo mentioned the uzi craziness last year and she was like "That's not him...they've done a voice over or something. I don't believe that is him." I was like
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Its a spiritual thing brother, stick around.
Its a spiritual thing brother, stick around.
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who said pimping aint easy!
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Anybody who goes to a church where the pastor's name is dollar is a damned fool.
Anybody who goes to a church where the pastor's name is dollar is a damned fool.
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So true it hurts!!!!!!
So true it hurts!!!!!!
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The man reviews the tax returns of applicants to ensure what 10 percent is to take from you...
People would give their money through these churches and at the same time turn their nose up to people in need... like earthquake and tsunami survivors.
There is no difference between a pimp, a pastor, and a politician; promise the world for a fee
The man reviews the tax returns of applicants to ensure what 10 percent is to take from you...
People would give their money through these churches and at the same time turn their nose up to people in need... like earthquake and tsunami survivors.
There is no difference between a pimp, a pastor, and a politician; promise the world for a fee
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"The man reviews the tax returns of applicants to ensure what 10 percent is to take"
"There's a sucker born every minute"
P.T. Barnum quote
"The man reviews the tax returns of applicants to ensure what 10 percent is to take"
"There's a sucker born every minute"
P.T. Barnum quote
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c/s
and can we get that swag surfing on the money gif
shit got alot of potiential
Dont be mad at him .
You and i instantly see through his bullshit.....so why cant they?
Anyone who can allow themselves to get that far gone for anything aint worth it.
c/s
and can we get that swag surfing on the money gif
shit got alot of potiential
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c/s
and can we get that swag surfing on the money gif
shit got alot of potiential
Dont be mad at him .
You and i instantly see through his bullshit.....so why cant they?
Anyone who can allow themselves to get that far gone for anything aint worth it.
c/s
and can we get that swag surfing on the money gif
shit got alot of potiential
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veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery interesting.
veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery interesting.
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And Simple Simon little broke negroes also
And Simple Simon little broke negroes also
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There it is.
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Even when I was a more involved Christian, I NEVER liked this ol slimy dude. I got a bad vibe from him first time I seen him. And who goes to a preacher with the last name dollar anyway?
Even when I was a more involved Christian, I NEVER liked this ol slimy dude. I got a bad vibe from him first time I seen him. And who goes to a preacher with the last name dollar anyway?
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Religious people take offense of the notion that they have any relation to primates but I challenge anyone to show me a group of apes or any other animal capable of the ignorance displayed by the church-goers in that video.
Religious people take offense of the notion that they have any relation to primates but I challenge anyone to show me a group of apes or any other animal capable of the ignorance displayed by the church-goers in that video.
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