Divine Thread Security Risk: 90% of Divine Posts Infected With Fanboy Virus
SMobile Systems: 90% of Divine Threads Are Infected With Fanboy Virus
from IntoMobile - Mobile Phone News, Information, and Analysis by Dusan Belic
http://www.intomobile.com/2010/06/25...8IntoMobile)
Message board security company SMobile Systems has been inspecting the Divine posts on BGOL and has found that most of the posts are infected with rampant fanboy faggotry brought on by a Fanboy viral infection. As a matter of fact, they say that reading some posts puts anal cavity integrity at risk. Here’s the recap of SMobile’s findings:
90% of posts on BGOL by Divine are infected with a new hybrid of the Ultrafaggotry Fanboy Virus first discovered by the CDC on March 6, 2005, the virus can turn any reader into a rabid vicious idiotic faggot who only wants to argue and suck Steve Jobs' cock;
5% of posts on BGOL by Divine are infected with an even more sinister Bitchass Nigga Simplex5 retrovirus that causes readers to become totally catatonic and non-responsive to any forms of logic or non-fallacious reasoning while remaining totally responsive to pictures of Steve Jobs and gay pornography;
Dozens of posts have appeared with the identical type of infections;
2% of Divine posts do not seem to be infected at all but authorities are still testing.
SMobile’s press release ends with promotion of their Security Shield Against Ultrafaggotry Fanboy and Bitchass Nigga Simplex5 Viruses solution, which analyzes an entire thread in seconds, and identifies and mitigates known and unknown viral faggotry threats; while at the same time not interfering with the user experience or board performance. In addition to Firefox, Security Shield is also available for Chrome, Mozilla and IE. It is not compatible with Safari.
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