Top Simp songs of all time.

Soon as I read the thread title that Mario Winans bullshit popped into my head.


That Trey Songs "I can't help but wait shit is pretty sad too.




 
Here is my nominations





And these niggas right here were king of simp songs, but they was stiil one of the better groups of the 90's

 
I was talking to my homeboy about all these simping anthems on heavy rotation these days that it made me wonder when this trend started. At first thought you would think T-Pain, but I realized that simping songs have been around for a minute. Example....


This hear is disgusting. He don't wanna know that his girl is straight up playing his ass...:smh:

That is my definition of a simp song.

T.I. You Can Have Whatever You Like...THE most simpish shit you could ever say to a bitch...



This shit was disgusting, 2008 was like a plague on masculinity and it carries over to today...


I tolerated Fabalous's attempt to be a dollar store version of LL Cool J because he was sometimes somewhat lyrical but this shit was unforgivable and he is now dead to me as an artist:



And, my main contribution, a depressed memory, the ultimate sigh of a sad and isolated loner, appropriately voiced by someone claiming the name Blunt:

 
this is past simping, this is out & out tricking :smh:

Mullage - It ain't tricking if you got it




and for those who would defend this nonsense, yes it fucking is tricking even if you have it, because you have to have it to trick. thats like saying "im not a crackhead because i can afford my crack & dont have to shoplift" congratulations, youre a functioning crackhead. whenever you are making promises of financial compensation in the hopes of luring female attention instead of relying on your personality attributes, yousa trickazznicca. doesnt matter whether it will financially dent you or not, the intent is still the same :hmm:
 
In keeping with the stupid-ass, fake-macho mentality of this thread:




 
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That "even though i'm not ya man you not my girl i'ma call you my shawty, cuz i can't stand to see you treated bad i'll whoop his ass for my shawty" even in the video this hood rat bitch about to get evicted and his simp ass come out of nowhere to save her

And the ol "i got a lot of dollas i'ma spend em on here bawse!"

"Just throw it in the bag" :smh:
Simping music top 5



This one takes the cake. the title alone:smh:
 


Not really simpin but this was the shit..babyface is that dude :yes::yes:




Now all this crying has to get him in the Hall of Fame
 
Adore --Prince
killin me softly --Al B Sure
We dont have to take our clothes off --jermaine faggot forgot name
workin day and night -- Michael Jackson
sensitivity--ralph tresvant
in the closet 1 thru 28--r kelly
 
Damn...simp songs. Would make a great mixtape/CD, lol.


R&B cats know that women are the top music consumers, and they know what they want to hear. Some of the songs are simpy, sure, but hey that's what ballads are, confessing your love (or on tank's case obsession) with your woman, almost to the point of disbelief when they find out the broad is playin them.
 
this is past simping, this is out & out tricking :smh:

Mullage - It ain't tricking if you got it




and for those who would defend this nonsense, yes it fucking is tricking even if you have it, because you have to have it to trick. thats like saying "im not a crackhead because i can afford my crack & dont have to shoplift" congratulations, youre a functioning crackhead. whenever you are making promises of financial compensation in the hopes of luring female attention instead of relying on your personality attributes, yousa trickazznicca. doesnt matter whether it will financially dent you or not, the intent is still the same :hmm:






Been saiyin this shit for years. Rappers have fucked the game up, females expecting this shit now, and lame ass ninjas are happy to go along with it. Last Saturday Im standin at the bar waitin on my drink, so i strike up a convo, nothing big. Shorty had dreds, so I showed her some love, we exchanged names and whatnot... Then the bitch is hinting around her being a little thirsty in this hot ass club... Bitch your sittin at the bar, order a fuckin drink if your thirsty.:hmm: So like clockwork the bartender comes back with my shit, and Im out... Shot her ass a 2 dollar tip for good timing.:lol:
 
Classic simpin from one of my favorite artists of all time:



"You know that I tried
To treat you right
What did you do
Oh, you stayed out
You just stayed out late at night
I don't care who you was with

Bring it to me
Bring all that good lovin', baby
Bring it on"
 
I always found it difficult to listen to Rnb. Shit was just too soft and moist for me even though I'm down with classic Rnb. Most of the time the music overcomes those simp ass lyics, so I can just tune that shit out.
 
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