Amazing minister heals child out of coma on tape!!!!!!!!1

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That baby was sleeping, people in Coma's need to be intensive care with apparatus to help them stay alive. If that baby was in a real coma she would be dead from self aphyxiation.
 
Damn, Christians have to be some of the most gullible people on Earth.

If we ever have a Nuclear holocaust I'm pulling a Gaius Baltar, and becoming a preacher.
 
Minister: "Here's what we'll do, we'll pay your family 10,000 if you can pull this off. Meet me at my house to practice tonight at 7"

Family: "Oh yes lawd, Child we going to get rich baby!"

Minister: "Ready when I touch your sleeping baby and speak in toungues it should scare her into waking up from her sleep, make sure you only give her a half a teaspoon of Benedryl so she's not in a deep sleep."

Mother: "You got it, whatever you say"

Minister: " Good now lets go get this money."

 
I want to believe, but i have a feeling that the baby was doing her tongue like that because the tylenol PM was wearing off and face was numb
 
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