Short women (or height differences)

Don't lie dude. You know you want some of that...

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Yo! BridgetTheMidget can get it!:dance:
 
Short women are a lot more fun though. Tall chicks in my opinion gotta be fine as hell for me to fuck with them.


This one tall chick i'd wife.

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Shortest 4'11

Tallest 6'1 :D

Me 5'8

Had the most fun with the tall broad. She swore I couldn't handle it, until I had her ass pinned in .5 seconds flat :lol:.
 
Her torso was normal sized, so the pussy was really a normal pussy, but she had them stubby arms and legs. The pussy was cool because it was easy to get them little fuckin' appendages out of the way and go for bottom. Her little high pitched voice was cool too, she squealed like a little fuckin' piggie the whole time.

Only thing that was kinda disturbing was I hated when she fuckin' touched me with them little hands and them little sausage fingers. It freaked me out because it felt like a baby grabbed my dick.:puke:

Once I got past the mental shit with the baby limbs, shit was cool as hell. I could walk around with her little ass basically attached to my waist and I had her stand on a kitchen chair and bend and touch her toes and hit it from the back. And she was mad lightweight. I could toss her little midget ass in the air with no problems.

I'll give midget pussy a 7 out of 10 (with a 2 point bonus for originality). A midget that ain't too wierd looking is hard to find though. This chick had a cute head, it was fuckin' HUGE (watermelon-like proportions), but she was pretty. ALL midgets have big asses, so that was kinda automatic.

But them baby legs and arms were definitely some shit you have to get used to.

I can't fuck with dwarf fuckin', they got those little kid proportions. You gotta have that giant dome to help with the mental. Giant dome = proof this bitch is an adult and not some fast ass 7 year old.


***EDIT*** Forgot...

Of course I got the midget grand finale, standing head from a standing midget (but she was a little too tall and had to crouch down some). I should have stood on some phone books.



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Her torso was normal sized, so the pussy was really a normal pussy, but she had them stubby arms and legs. The pussy was cool because it was easy to get them little fuckin' appendages out of the way and go for bottom. Her little high pitched voice was cool too, she squealed like a little fuckin' piggie the whole time.

Only thing that was kinda disturbing was I hated when she fuckin' touched me with them little hands and them little sausage fingers. It freaked me out because it felt like a baby grabbed my dick.:puke:

Once I got past the mental shit with the baby limbs, shit was cool as hell. I could walk around with her little ass basically attached to my waist and I had her stand on a kitchen chair and bend and touch her toes and hit it from the back. And she was mad lightweight. I could toss her little midget ass in the air with no problems.

I'll give midget pussy a 7 out of 10 (with a 2 point bonus for originality). A midget that ain't too wierd looking is hard to find though. This chick had a cute head, it was fuckin' HUGE (watermelon-like proportions), but she was pretty. ALL midgets have big asses, so that was kinda automatic.

But them baby legs and arms were definitely some shit you have to get used to.

I can't fuck with dwarf fuckin', they got those little kid proportions. You gotta have that giant dome to help with the mental. Giant dome = proof this bitch is an adult and not some fast ass 7 year old.


***EDIT*** Forgot...

Of course I got the midget grand finale, standing head from a standing midget (but she was a little too tall and had to crouch down some). I should have stood on some phone books.





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Dawg...this is one of the funniest posts ive seen in a while.Seems like some shit i'd say word for word.
 
Her torso was normal sized, so the pussy was really a normal pussy, but she had them stubby arms and legs. The pussy was cool because it was easy to get them little fuckin' appendages out of the way and go for bottom. Her little high pitched voice was cool too, she squealed like a little fuckin' piggie the whole time.

Only thing that was kinda disturbing was I hated when she fuckin' touched me with them little hands and them little sausage fingers. It freaked me out because it felt like a baby grabbed my dick.:puke:

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That is one thing I was getting at in this thread, though, I have a tall eleven year old sister and its crazy to think of being involved with a chick who is shorter than her. (She has some nice breasteses, though, so I'll at least know I'm with a woman.)

Baby fingers on the dick, though...

 
seems like I'm in the minority when I say:
I prefer an equally tall chick, at least within 2-3 inches, that shit is sexy on all levels :dunno:
 
I'm 6'5

Tallest: 6'3
Shortest: 4'10

Both grade A freaks! :D:yes: 4'10 had a bubble ass but so did the 6'3 chick.

I'm a strong dude but I don't think I could put a 6'3 chick on my shoulders like I did with the 4'10 chick...limbs to damn long! :lol:
 
Anywho,for the record short chicks can handle the long stroking better.I only had one problem doing a position because he was too tall and I was too short.He almost broke my legs:hmm:


Oh and :hmm:
 
Shortest 4'10"

Tallest 5' 11" female college B-ball player

I am 5'7"

bitch had me by 4 inches and could post a nigga up!!:lol:
 
I'm 5'11 tallest woman I fucked was and stall fucking is my homegirl who's 6'3 and the shortest was this chick in high school who was 4'3. It's strange that this topic came up cause I have this fine ass 4'5 friend thats staying at my house for the week:devil:
 
I'm 5'11 tallest two have been around 5'11 also. The best pussy I have ever had.::Looks around:: Besides my girl of course:D

All them legs and the tittays be right in ya face when you on top. OooohWeeee I love a tall bitch.
 
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