So You Thought Anaconda's Were Big and Bad, Well ....

[Heist]

... meet the African Rock Python.
Sure to fuck your day up in a major way. While they don't get as big as an Anaconda or Reticulated Python, they're 2x as aggressive and do not like to run off. Basically, they just slither around all day, pissed off and hungry...
How pissed off and hungry? Just ask the African guy inside its stomach in the pictures below.

The Rock python is Africa's largest snake; it eats mammals and birds. It lays up to 100 eggs about the size of a tennis ball in antbear (aardvark) holes, hollow tree or similar suitable places. The female coils herself around the eggs to protect them. The snake in this picture had eaten a full grown Impala ewe and, sadly, caught itself in an electric fence. Over four metres in length, this was a large specimen.

And why was the snake so fat? Because he'd had a rather large meal...

When the python was skinned we found a full grown Impala ewe had just been swallowed. The python kills its prey by coiling itself around the animal and constricting it. When the animal is dead the python swallows it normally head first. Having swallowed its prey, the snake will find an abandoned burrow or hollow tree in which to hide and digest it's meal.

 

[cartempire]

ok im never going to africa

 

[SamSneed]

 

[ShortyCumStain]

Goddamn!!!!

And what's brazy is, there's probably still other snakes other there that rivals this one in size that go undiscovered.

 

[Flawless]

ok im never going to africa

the only folks who usually get bit are the ones who fuck with them

 

[ShortyCumStain]

the only folks who usually get bit are the ones who fuck with them

True, true.

 

[UnderDawg]

ok im never going to africa

i came to that conclusion well before this post.

 

[SloPoke]

ok im never going to africa

we have something more dangerous in the US my friend:

"BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

 

[SHADOWHUNTA]

I seen these pics 100's of times. The one on the truck is from eating a baby hippo. They said the one with the man is a fake and the other one is from a snake getting electrocuted on a fence after eating some animal on the farm trying to get out.

 

[Heist]

the only folks who usually get bit are the ones who fuck with them

Or who happen to look like a delicious meal.

 

[SEXY_SCORPIO]

i came to that conclusion well before this post.

 

[yureeka9]

the only folks who usually get bit are the ones who fuck with them

Exactly! And duely noted!

 

[zx10 rider]

we have something more dangerous in the US my friend:

"BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

 

[H.E.A.T.]

thats sum ill shit. look at those fuckin teeth.

 

[Heist]

I seen these pics 100's of times. The one on the truck is from eating a baby hippo. They said the one with the man is a fake and the other one is from a snake getting electrocuted on a fence after eating some animal on the farm trying to get out.

- Looked like a electrified fence. I'm not surprised.

- If that's a BABY HIPPO and not a man, then that even worse. Do you know how much even a baby hippo weighs, let alone how powerful it's bite is. Not to mention Hippo's have the worst bites since they're loaded with bacteria.

- Don't know about guy. Will have to do some more research.

 

[2 ONE 3]

"Hey Jimmy you wanna go on a wild safari in Africa"

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[Krazy]

we have something more dangerous in the US my friend:

"BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

c/s

 

[D-TOWN REP]

Goddamn!!!!

And what's brazy is, there's probably still other snakes other there that rivals this one in size that go undiscovered.

Yeah in South America they say the largest anacondas have yet to be caught because they are in the water most of the time but a lot of natives have seen ones way bigger than they ones that have been recorded

i came to that conclusion well before this post.

we have something more dangerous in the US my friend:

"BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

 

[dukedagod]

 

[Meister-Uber-Alles]

i came to that conclusion well before this post.

Word... and if I do go.... only in the city! Fuck the woods and shit!

 

[Heist]

Word... and if I do go.... only in the city! Fuck the woods and shit!

You think you're really any safer in the city?

 

[kdogg3270]

Thats some gangster shit for the snake to lay it's eggs in your house (the aardvark holes mentioned in the original post), so it's young can hatch and EAT YOU
this is assuming the reason for the snake picking those locations instead of having its own nest.

 

[Lola]

I seen these pics 100's of times. The one on the truck is from eating a baby hippo. They said the one with the man is a fake and the other one is from a snake getting electrocuted on a fence after eating some animal on the farm trying to get out.

Yep..exactly!

 

[mihimaru]

an this is why i never like to leave city areas, i aint fucking with anything like snakes and them spiders. That shit is crazy though, snake ate that whole thing WHOLE! Aint going to Africa anytime soono if they got wild ass snakes...sounds pussy but fuck it.

 

[Mo-Better]

Old shit but still frightening!

 

[max-dawg]

this is how it's done in texas.

 

[Rossini]

we have something more dangerous in the US my friend:

"BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

 

[infamouz646]

we have something more dangerous in the US my friend:

"BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

"id open every cell in attica send them to Africa"

 

[Onpoint]

we have something more dangerous in the US my friend:

"BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

By far the best post of the day!

 

[swiftandsilent]

Another reason to stay out of the fukin jungle !

 

[Simply Sickenin']

Goddamn!!!!

And what's brazy is, there's probably still other snakes other there that rivals this one in size that go undiscovered.

Oh they been discovered.

Only problem is the person that gets close enough to take the picture don't live long enough to show anybody.

Just ask this guy

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[Mello Mello]

Africa has got the most hostile animals on the earth.

 

[ansatsusha_gouki]

ok im never going to africa

 

[Piff504]

Anacondas are lazy creatures. there more likely to try to run away than attack you. Yall watch too many movies

 

[godofwine]

Those pics are fake. I don't doubt the viciousness of the African Rock Python, but the picss of the guy in the snake's stomach have been floating around the net for years. It is my belief that only anacondas and reticulated pythons are capable of swallowing a human. Cobras can get up to and over 20 feet, but they don't have the girth to swallow a human.