Do we eat maggot larva each time we eat fresh fruit and vegetables?
- Thread starter Black A. Camus
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HOLD UP DAMNIT! I was referring to the fruits n vegetables mentioned in this thread!!!
You got to be a fool to think those fruits n veggies sitting out in the grocery store for everyone to touch is clean. For the simple fact you can eat the shit, and not die (in most cases) has to mean we've built some type of immunity to some of this stuff?????
I'd hate to believe that the human body is that frail, and we have no means of surviving on fruits and vegetables unless they are spotless and clean....
Bruh you said
man nature will kill a nigga dead quickfast
especially when your body is compromised by toxic chemicals - thats what I was saying - the worms aint gonna kill u- they wont make u stronger either - in general all the shit in the water, fruit and food containers will do you in or not- just depends on your luck
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Yup! Did you know that most of the beef you eat, especially hamburgers contain considerable amounts of manure?
I know we're just animals and we're not as separate from these things like beetle dung and beetle eggs as we'd like to be and we need to stop being so holier than thou and accept and understand some shit but still...
Y'all got me feeling like Howard Hughes over here.
"Where did this sudden fear of germs come from in this country? Have you noticed this? The media constantly running stories about all the latest infections? Salmonella, E-coli, hanta virus, bird flu, and Americans will panic easily so everybody's running around scrubbing this and spraying that and overcooking their food and repeatedly washing their hands, trying to avoid all contact with germs. It's ridiculous and it goes to ridiculous lengths.
In prisons, before they give you lethal injection, they swab your arm with ALCOHOL. Wouldn't want some guy to go to hell AND be sick. Fear of germs, why these fuckin' pussies... You can't even get a decent hamburger anymore-- they cook the shit out of everything now 'cause everyone's afraid of FOOD POISONING! Hey, wheres you sense of adventure? Take a fuckin' chance will you? Hey you know how many people die of food poisoning in this country? Nine thousand, thats all, its a minor risk.
Take a fuckin' chance bunch of goddamn pussies. Besides, what d'ya think you have an immune system for? It's for killing germs! But it needs practice, it needs germs to practice on. So if you kill all the germs around you, and live a completely sterile life, then when germs do come along, you're not gonna be prepared. And never mind ordinary germs, what are you gonna do when some super virus comes along that turns your vital organs into liquid shit?! I'll tell you what your gonna do ... you're gonna get sick. You're gonna die and your gonna deserve it because you're fucking weak and you got a fuckin' weak immune system!
Let me tell you a true story about immunization ok. When I was a little boy in New York city in the 1940s, we swam in the Hudson river. And it was filled with raw sewage! OK? We swam in raw sewage, you know, to cool off. And at that time the big fear was polio. Thousands of kids died from polio every year. But you know something? In my neighborhood no one ever got polio. No one! EVER! You know why? Cause WE SWAM IN RAW SEWAGE! It strengthened our immune system, the polio never had a prayer. We were tempered in raw shit!
So personally I never take any precautions against germs. I don't shy away from people who sneeze and cough. I don't wipe off the telephone, I don't cover the toilet seat, and if I drop food on the floor I pick it up and eat it! Even if I'm at side walk cafe! IN CALCUTTA! THE POOR SECTION! ON NEW YEARS MORNING DURING A SOCCER RIOT! And you know something? In spite of all the so called "risky behavior ".... I never get infections. I don't get 'em. I don't get colds, I don't get flu, I don't get headaches, I don't get upset stomach, And you know why? Cause I got a good strong immune system! And it gets a lot of practice!
My immune system is equipped with the biological equivalent of fully automatic military assault rifles, with night vision and laser scopes. And we have recently acquired phosphorous grenades, cluster bombs and anti-personnel fragmentation mines.
So, when my white blood cells are on patrol reconnoitering my blood stream seeking out strangers and other undesirables, and if they see any, ANY, suspicious looking germs of any kind, THEY. DON'T. FUCK. AROUND. They whip out the weapons, they wax the motherfucker and deposit the unlucky fellow directly into my colon! Into my colon. There's no nonsense! There's no miranda warning, there's none of that 'three strikes and you're out' bullshit. First offense, BAM! Into the colon you go!
-- George Carlin
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Man.... fuck yall. You bastards ruined my lunch.
troutwine
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http://www.discoverneem.com/neem-oil-insecticide.html
instead of rinsing fruits with water, spray them with neem oil, instead.
instead of rinsing fruits with water, spray them with neem oil, instead.
how many cookouts have u been to?? im sure there's been a fly or two that landed on a rib or piece of chicken that was on your plate when you werent paying attention. that same fly was probably somewhere crawling across a wet piece of shit 2 minutes earlier, then thought it would be a good idea to land on your food and tap dance across it for a while...but after throwing up on it first. its amazing the stuff you stick in your mouth when you're not paying attention. To be on the safe side....peel your fruit.....dont eat the skin.
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