Lion's Den The Cleansing

[Andeyhollawho]

Whoa Whoa Whoa!!!!!This is shit I like!!!!
All this fire here! I gotta jump in!

Andyholla.....WHO? den said my name more than twice?
Let me tighten up my bra strap and check this mic-
Uh 1-2,1-2?
Time to school ya cuz fuckin aint all I do.

Lyrically I'll rip you apart and scream helter skelter-
You may wanna think twice about the cards you just dealt son.
My verbiage will reduce a nigga to tears-
Go kill ya self partna, I dont play with kids.
Ya annoying me now gotta swat ya like a fly-
Then get my microscope and watch you die.
Was that 1st verse for you? what someone writing your rhymes?
Or you just wanted my attention, so resorted to trying-
To get me notice you....look at me, look at me!!!
Baby wants his pacifier,try this size c's.
And you talk about limp dicks alot for a male....
Ahhhh.....!That's the reason why you on SOL?
Ok I see you snapping 2 times in circle-
You go girl!! Now..dont..you...hurt em!
Fast forward two months from now-
BGOL reading your obituary on Onlinefuneral.com
Andyholla....who? yo what happend to that kid?
They said he got fucked up by Onyx in the Lion's Den.​

Bout time
Somebody who at least attempted to rhyme
This shit is NOT sublime
But I'll give you a couple of lines
Of my time
I called your name
Just in the heat of battle with a lame
I knew the game
But it's pussy under my dick all the same
I don't need no triple c tiddies you can hold that
I got some double d's from the 80's she told me you can get the bozack!!!
I said this the lion's den and you in here asking for affection
Piss off shorty, you'd never be the cause for my erection
This dick would be a blessing
But you just can not receive
I'll snatch the weave out your fucking head and have you down on your knees
In less than three minutes
They'll know Andey been in it
You'll be chain smoking, cooking grits in the kitchen and chilling my Gunniess
I don't take slights
And I've never hit a woman in my life
But I'll fuck the shit out of a trick and tell her to go get me a wet wipe.

 

[mcguyver]

Look fuck boy simple and plain
You loosing so find somebody else to try to gain fame from
You too dumb
And your rhymes are leaving me numb
I'm trying to go get me some
While you sit and suck your thumb
Or maybe a little more
A blatant attention whore
Who can't rhyme no more
Like Jay before a million one
Son
I"m telling you that I'm better than you
And better than this
How can I watch your dick
When you sit down to piss
You sir are bitch
I smell the summer's eve and seen the switch
You walk with
You can miss me with this bullshit
Just the way you pump up your chest
When I pulled up your dress
You ain't never defend this much what a fucking mess
Nigga just...
Let your girl handle this deal
For real
You can sit up all night and you still won't make me heel
You looking real sweet right now
Nigga bite down
And take Onyx dildo like a man, McClown
Fuck it I'm going to sleep now
Watch this clown
Try to hit me with another round!

I Dunno why this fool thinks he's in my league
When I'm pro and he's junior varsity
Since you the king of your own mind and you been over throne
You're still my dawg so I'll give you a home
That dark corner way over there with the bitchassness
You can have that place with no walls no roof. yeah you can have that ditch
bitch I aint trying to hit you when you aint around
I'm hitting you while you trying to run
Claiming you gonna hit the sack
I'm a real 'G' While the bitches run I shoot them in their back
Your whole style is wack
You mad cause I threw your dick riding off track
If you aint talking about your dick
You talking about the next man's dick
The first time time you stepped up to rhyme I called it.
Ninja fuck the man googler
you the dick rhymer.

 

[Andeyhollawho]

I Dunno why this fool thinks he's in my league
When I'm pro and he's junior varsity
Since you the king of your own mind and you been over throne
You're still my dawg so I'll give you a home
That dark corner way over there with the bitchassness
You can have that place with no walls no roof. yeah you can have that ditch
bitch I aint trying to hit you when you aint around
I'm hitting you while you trying to run
Claiming you gonna hit the sack
I'm a real 'G' While the bitches run I shoot them in their back
Your whole style is wack
You mad cause I threw your dick riding off track
If you aint talking about your dick
You talking about the next man's dick
The first time time you stepped up to rhyme I called it.
Ninja fuck the man googler
you the dick rhymer.

Nigga rhyme please
Is stupidity
A fucking disease?
You talking about fucking in a battle and licking on titties
You see...that shit rhymed
Your last five lines didn't
I could see if that shit made a whole sentence
I am the KING
Who the fuck has made me think twice?
Who nice?
Sean even went back to his red beans and rice!
I'm the beast of all beastality
You don't wanna battle me
You was just holding me off until you called in the pussy calvary
I'm Mickey and in this analogy
You couldn't even be Mallory!!!
You wack in all totality
Bring me something credible
Instead of this government cheese shit that is highly unedible
I am the incredible
You are the forgettable
Maybe you can contribute to hip-hop, get a spray can or a turntable!

 

[mcguyver]

Nigga rhyme please
Is stupidity
A fucking disease?
You talking about fucking in a battle and licking on titties
You see...that shit rhymed
Your last five lines didn't
I could see if that shit made a whole sentence
I am the KING
Who the fuck has made me think twice?
Who nice?
Sean even went back to his red beans and rice!
I'm the beast of all beastality
You don't wanna battle me
You was just holding me off until you called in the pussy calvary
I'm Mickey and in this analogy
You couldn't even be Mallory!!!
You wack in all totality
Bring me something credible
Instead of this government cheese shit that is highly unedible
I am the incredible
You are the forgettable
Maybe you can contribute to hip-hop, get a spray can or a turntable!

Dear mr. dick rhymer
Now you reverting to reaching?
Ninja I aint trying to get in your way, keep dick peeping
Lost bitch ass ninja now you critiquing
You right, you hot matter of fact you flaming
oh and lines accentuated by laughing faces really aint hitting
bet you going back through ya rhymes wondering where your brain went.
I suggest you look outside your parent's basement
Here is a true analogy
I was talking about fucking a woman and you mad at me.
anyone can see whats your true pedigree
Dick rider/ rhymer of the purest breed

you know damn well killing bitchasses like you is what I do
As sure as your balls will remain blue
the decapitated is really you





Now ninja you can go to bed

 

[ladyscorpio]

DAMN its like a regular slaughter house in here.


Keep bringing that fyah....

Am having multiple rhymegasms ​

 

[mcguyver]

Fuk this ninja go?
Why he running from my lava flow
did my spit melt his shit?
did i make him look like a fucking idiot?
Will his bitch ass return with more wack rhymes tomorrow?
with a lame ass excuse to why he ran and cower.

 

[onyxfemme]

Bout time
Somebody who at least attempted to rhyme
This shit is NOT sublime
But I'll give you a couple of lines
Of my time
I called your name
Just in the heat of battle with a lame
I knew the game
But it's pussy under my dick all the same
I don't need no triple c tiddies you can hold that
I got some double d's from the 80's she told me you can get the bozack!!!
I said this the lion's den and you in here asking for affection
Piss off shorty, you'd never be the cause for my erection
This dick would be a blessing
But you just can not receive
I'll snatch the weave out your fucking head and have you down on your knees
In less than three minutes
They'll know Andey been in it
You'll be chain smoking, cooking grits in the kitchen and chilling my Gunniess
I don't take slights
And I've never hit a woman in my life
But I'll fuck the shit out of a trick and tell her to go get me a wet wipe.

**Singing Rockwell**
I always feel like someone is watching me........
Aint it time for your punk ass to go to sleep?
Paranoid watching this thread like a vietnam vet.
Crazy ass nigga, take your ass to bed!!
Like...Yes she finally responded to me!
Woosah your nerves fan, it aint that deep.
Your right, I'll never cause you an erection-
You on too many dicks for me to get your attention...
So instead of Andy, now your name is Angie-
The SOL ball juggler aka the dick fairy.
McGuyver shot ya, but I gotta finish..
I warned ya in the first round but you didnt listen.
So mount up and prepare for this ass whippin-
**SLAP**My name is Andy!! Naaah bitch it's ANGIE!
Get a wet wipe? Riiight come and wipe my ass-
I shitted you out now I gotta wash my hands...
Put you in a sleeper choke hold-
This shit is getting old-
I bet you like this pink font, that I put in bold.
Look Angelina,time for kids to go bed.
Fade to black sis, w/ vision of my wrath in your head
​

 

[grownazzblakman]

[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/6xWxGSL5WfM&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

They slaying all suckers who perpetrate
and laying down laws from state-to-state.

They slaying all suckers who perpetrate
and laying down laws from state-to-state.

They slaying all suckers who perpetrate
and laying down laws from state-to-state.



This thread is a serious may-lay (melee)
So this rhyme got 'instant replay'
with a verbal display... of the savage history
plus a vicious segue... ridin' off a bumpin' medley...

Now Andyholla got a problem.
So he's kicking shit off like he was Pele...

on McGuyver...
the Man of Action...
in his basement building
some type o'
wild-ass contraption...
made outta gunpowder and ropes,
quotable jokes & crazy blades
bigger than the sides of a hippo.
Man, this gizmo is built
purely for destruction.

Got so many switches
that give stitches, prolly caught
himself laughing out loud...
once he opened
the instructions.

But Andey ain't having that.

He plans to ruin this cat
before he get a chance
to ever flip the shit on
or even finish his song.
So LadyScorp,
pass the popcorn
while they 'get it on'.

Mean. While....

The 'one-man army'
known as Mista Dibi checked-in
to 'check-in' bodies' @ the morgue.

With verbal 'body-checks'
worse than reckless hockey
played with swords.

He's the evil coroner separating
the tables of rap cats who clapped back
and got put in freezer bags, with toe-tags....

Wait. Hold up.
'Hit reverse Black'.
And run that verse back.

Before LD 'turns the tables'
like that Evil DJ prolly.

"Toe tags & freezer bags
will separate the pack rats
who pack raps in their backpacks
in back of the coroner's stable...

Courtesy of Leroy DiBiase."

He breaking dreams of teams
like And 1. Damn son.

Now spin this thread back
like a head-spin, black...
to see some other damage done.

OK.

Sean69 came straight 'off-the-flip'..
and brought 69 clips... of hollow-tip
rhymes right offa the 'front-lines'..
to put 6-foot holes in 9 of his foes
or any random CACs 'running-off at the lip'

Even Shane and Grown
went 'hand-to-hand' til
the 'last man stands'...
trying to break each others' nose
with double 'chin-checks'
from this set of script Vets
over break-beats 'fully blown'.

When the OnSlaught begun...
Word is my witness...

He dropped in for a minute
just to 'handle his bizness'
and dropped a crazy flow
that shoulda been
recorded by Guinness.

Then Onyx got Bionic and
Choked-out a fool with her legs
cuz some Don-Juan named Tom,
Cruised up in the thread...

Real dizzy... or tipsy... or just drunk offa love.
Chasing her 'thing-thing' like Rin-Tin
seeing frisbees above...

In the midst of Fall,
ma was 'type appalled'
that he was on a Spring-Bling
quest for a quick-fling and some head.

Caught up in the visions
of a giving a 'pearl necklace'
had that Ving singing,
or dreaming & wishing
they had the best sex.

He wanted to finish her 'dinner'...
then 'go bezerk for dessert'....
before he asked the rest of 'her staff'
to 'cook his breakfast'.

Now that's a universal mistake.

Thinking she just a 'jump-off'.
So lyrically she had to 'crump-off'.
And he got punked-off
& dumped-offa the set
like he flunked-off on a bet
with Rachel Ray
during a 'rehearsal take'.

Cuz her posse of vixens,
pumas & culinary kittens
took off their 'cooking mittens'
and put an end to his
Impossible Mission...
with an endless barrage
of the heaviest bars
plus a 'deadly massage'
with their jaws, paws, claws
and every knife in the kitchen.



They slaying all suckers who perpetrate
and laying down laws from state-to-state.

They slaying all suckers who perpetrate
and laying down laws from state-to-state.

They slaying all suckers who perpetrate
and laying down laws from state-to-state.

 

[sean69]

Nigga rhyme please
Is stupidity
A fucking disease?
You talking about fucking in a battle and licking on titties
You see...that shit rhymed
Your last five lines didn't
I could see if that shit made a whole sentence
I am the KING
Who the fuck has made me think twice?
Who nice?
Sean even went back to his red beans and rice!
I'm the beast of all beastality
You don't wanna battle me
You was just holding me off until you called in the pussy calvary
I'm Mickey and in this analogy
You couldn't even be Mallory!!!
You wack in all totality
Bring me something credible
Instead of this government cheese shit that is highly unedible
I am the incredible
You are the forgettable
Maybe you can contribute to hip-hop, get a spray can or a turntable!

Walks back in thread with a bowl of lasagna ... Fuck you nigga, and yo muthafukin momma...

Thought I'd chill for a second n' watch shit transpire/
Ol' boy's Andey's gettin' sodomized in a lil mermaid attire/
That hyphen in ya name dun got smacked off its axis/
Even Iverson like "ay, that nigga need more practice"/
"I'm Mickey" and "you couldn't even be Mallory"/
Are you fuckin kiddin' me?
Nigga you even have a G.E.D?
Oh I get it, you got street smarts/
Is that your excuse?/
(yeah right) Dis nigga hiding behind his bitch
Talkin' bout "duck-duck-goose"/
You fuckin recluse/
Must get off on abuse/
This is a tribunal nigga, this aint a debate/
Fuck a funneral, bitch/
Lock you ass in a crate/
Shit, It's almost November, don't yo species hybernate?
I aint' talkin' bout bears/
I'm talking bout "squares"/
This hobbit wana battle me?/
Deconstruct your anatomy/
Like a fat bitch on web-cam/
You's a fuckin "parallelogram"/
Lyrical trigonometry/
I Sine my autographs on breasts/
You Cosine faggots and beat your chest/
Nigga put in his heart and the kitchen sink/
But still got served by a Onyx in Pink/
Know what, this shit is gettin' old/
Awwwww,fuck you nigga, now my lasagna is cold!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!

 

[Andeyhollawho]

Oh the hate is so strong in this bitch! I LOVE THE HATE!!!

Now everybody just shut the fuck up
I got women whipping they ass and niggas pulling they skirt up
I'm putting cases on all of you faggots, Pelican Bay ass niggas
I ain't the white boy though I squeeze triggers
Man it figures
That muthafuckas want to come at the best
But I ain't seen a test yet
All I see is three women with they pussy wet
And ain't neither one of them Lady S?
At least the girl rhyme her lines, she should write for the other two
Matter of fact not another fucking word out of the other two
Both of you
Playing yourself with this rhyme shit
Ya'll need to go be first responders or something, learn the muthafucking hymlic
See I rhyme sick
And McGuyver's mentioned dick
to many times
In his recent rhymes
I think he packing shit
Niggas wait til I go to sleep to post
That shit got no round of applause, a mere chuckle at the most
This my stage, nan one of you muthafuckas come close
So here's a toast
To you niggas coming up with some new shit
To roast me with
Fuck this dumb shit
You simps are all conterfit
McGuyver begging Onyx for some pussy when he been celibate
Since 86
Not like that's been by choice but that's irrelevant
That nigga got a jar of vaseline
Named Christine
And his hand rock a Belladonna wig
Doggie, do you know who the fuck this is
ANDEY MUTHAFUCKING BEAST
Fuck out of here with that weak shit make it count at least
I smile because ya'll niggas is infected like yeast
On hating the kid
I got the ak standing by the window like Huey in the sig

 

[onyxfemme]

Your siggy...lololol when I read your post.......it's just appropriate!

Oh the hate is so strong in this bitch! I LOVE THE HATE!!!

Now everybody just shut the fuck up
I got women whipping they ass and niggas pulling they skirt up
I'm putting cases on all of you faggots, Pelican Bay ass niggas
I ain't the white boy though I squeeze triggers
Man it figures
That muthafuckas want to come at the best
But I ain't seen a test yet
All I see is three women with they pussy wet
And ain't neither one of them Lady S?
At least the girl rhyme her lines, she should write for the other two
Matter of fact not another fucking word out of the other two
Both of you
Playing yourself with this rhyme shit
Ya'll need to go be first responders or something, learn the muthafucking hymlic
See I rhyme sick
And McGuyver's mentioned dick
to many times
In his recent rhymes
I think he packing shit
Niggas wait til I go to sleep to post
That shit got no round of applause, a mere chuckle at the most
This my stage, nan one of you muthafuckas come close
So here's a toast
To you niggas coming up with some new shit
To roast me with
Fuck this dumb shit
You simps are all conterfit
McGuyver begging Onyx for some pussy when he been celibate
Since 86
Not like that's been by choice but that's irrelevant
That nigga got a jar of vaseline
Named Christine
And his hand rock a Belladonna wig
Doggie, do you know who the fuck this is
ANDEY MUTHAFUCKING BEAST
Fuck out of here with that weak shit make it count at least
I smile because ya'll niggas is infected like yeast
On hating the kid
I got the ak standing by the window like Huey in the sig

 

[Red_Munkey]

Back the garbage truck up, more rubbish
from the jilted bitch
look I don't have to trace rhymes
Every line flows from the fountain of my mind
I know its unbelieveable the ass kicking I'm issuing
You should open your mind, sit back, relax, ya may learn something.
plus for others its quite entertaining.
Please abandon the bitch made road you are persuing
Only losers accuse others of cheating.
In other words it wouldn't have crossed your mind if you thought you were winning.
Better shit would come to mind if you kicked your addiction.
Those drugs are allowing the estrogen to take over you system.
the results your whining and crying.
But what do you care as long as in your mind you flying.
Enough of that, I'm not here to preach
I'm here to kick in your fucking teeth
Use them to decorate the wreath
put it on your casket
You keep returning, you also addicted to getting your ass kicked
Damn now thats 2 habits

The abuse you choose to receive
I have no problem with issuing, lemme roll up my sleeve
Lets be real
You underestimated this man of steel
You a cub among lions ninja kneel
or once again get your cap peeled.

I haven't been writing this for hours,
I'm just rightfully empowered,
plus, I hold, the title that you bow to.
Not to mention, I shit streams of copper wire
from all of the mics that I've devoured.
Five minutes is about all, my mental
intends to
spend sending impulses
meant to insult you.
Get hit with witty lyricism and metaphors, almost impossible to put a hault to.
I incorporate all sorts of cultures
dissolve 'em and involve 'em, through the use
of boiling cauldrons.
Pause in awe when I drink this elixir
and start evolving.
It's appauling the way I start mauling 'em
when all of the transformation is complete.


Check it Richard, I mean Dick, I mean I want you to notice.
I could be, sober or loaded
But with the flow and
quoteables that I throw in
I'd still be more than a worthy opponent
It goes to show that, I don't care if you fools cheat.
I rap sentences up like I'm due out in about two weeks.
Call me a cub if you want, you can have your stomping ground
'cause I'm still the baddest muthafuckin' cub to EVER jog around.
I don't usually use 'em, but fuck it I gotta
You couldn't make 'casual tee's' if you had half my style.
When it comes to material, you know I'm serial with it.

Why attempt to put an end to me...
Sneaky assassin?
End up Elijah Wood in the woods less than an hour into Sin City.

 

[mcguyver]

....

.....

Yall shit aint even worth quotin
I grab the sniper rifle now I'm scoping
spotted to assholes in the open
I fire one shot 2 kills now they in the river floatin

Who pulled these bitches out?

 

[Andeyhollawho]

Yall shit aint even worth quotin
I grab the sniper rifle now I'm scoping
spotted to assholes in the open
I fire one shot 2 kills now they in the river floatin

Who pulled these bitches out?

Aka "I can't think of shit"
Or "I'm running like a little bitch"
Or "Onyx please save me and let me ride your clit
I promise that I'll kiss it"
I write shit that's exquisite
I tend to exhibit
You tend to be kidding
In the thread bullshitting
Your shit ain't hitting
You really need therapy
Unawaringly
Your whole vocal tone is varying
You've started developing chest pains
And your crotch is starting to bleed
Don't worry sweet heart, It's your first period, all women they have these

 

[mcguyver]

Aka "I can't think of shit"
Or "I'm running like a little bitch"
Or "Onyx please save me and let me ride your clit
I promise that I'll kiss it"
I write shit that's exquisite
I tend to exhibit
You tend to be kidding
In the thread bullshitting
Your shit ain't hitting
You really need therapy
Unawaringly
Your whole vocal tone is varying
You've started developing chest pains
And your crotch is starting to bleed
Don't worry sweet heart, It's your first period, all women they have these

Can't think of shit?
you know me better than that
still mad cause she didn't mention you? C'mon ninja relax
she didn't pick you cause you a crumb she wanted a snack.
Or maybe she predicted you were gonna be hanging off my sack
The hate aint a good look for you dawg fade to black.
you came to a gun fight with bullets no gat
someone handed you a bat
do I need to go into details describing how it was a wrap.
Btw way my chest pains
caused by me laughing at your piss stains
Triggered by when you saw the thread bumped by my name.
You king alright, King of lames.
You inside my domain
This is where i reign
Besides how many times can one person be slain?
and before you scream you got 9 lives
had you switching styles
I murdered you 18 times

 

[Andeyhollawho]

Can't think of shit?
you know me better than that
still mad cause she didn't mention you? C'mon ninja relax
she didn't pick you cause you a crumb she wanted a snack.
Or maybe she predicted you were gonna be hanging off my sack
The hate aint a good look for you dawg fade to black.
you came to a gun fight with bullets no gat
someone handed you a bat
do I need to go into details describing how it was a wrap.
Btw way my chest pains
caused by me laughing at your piss stains
Triggered by when you saw the thread bumped by my name.
You king alright, King of lames.
You inside my domain
This is where i reign
Besides how many times can one person be slain?
and before you scream you got 9 lives
had you switching styles
I murdered you 18 times

How long did it take you to write this wackness
You need practice
Better yet you need to get them period stains out your mattress
I called her out, cause I thought she'd spit something real
I was tired of talking to a bitch, so I figured I talk to pussy, you feel?
She wouldn't have been in it if you wasn't such a wimp
Such a simp
Fucking with this gorilla when you really still a chimp
I tell you how I do this so you can understand
I write this flows about as fast as the keys touch my hand
Freestyling with a tad bit of edit
What should I give your credit?
Because you want your girlfriend off the market and the beef deaded?
I said you wasn't getting no pussy, then she basically said it
So you need to check my pedigree nigga cause I'm seriously vetted
This ain't no John McCain shit
You's really a lame prick
And didn't Red Munkey call you out? Why you still on my dick?
Savoir it
This little bit of reprieve
See with you I don't need shit up my sleeve
You won't go away like venerial disease
My nigga please
Learn how to rap first
I got the feeling you baiting me to write a verse
So you can go to another board and call it yours
Well here go some more sample It's Yours
Like Scott LaRock, nigga stop now
You been clowned
Niggas ain't even screaming give up in the later rounds
they sitting round talking amongst themselves like "Why won't this nigga just stay down"
You think you Rocky? You know that shit was fiction right?
When I get finish fucking tonight
I'll tell your mom to turn out your night light
This is your sister right? The one bobbing her head down and up?
Really? What the fuck? I didn't even have the stereo sounds up?
Momma jokes aside
Nigga just die
Commit suicide
It's a better way to end your life.

 

[mcguyver]

How long did it take you to write this wackness
You need practice
Better yet you need to get them period stains out your mattress
I called her out, cause I thought she'd spit something real
I was tired of talking to a bitch, so I figured I talk to pussy, you feel?
She wouldn't have been in it if you wasn't such a wimp
Such a simp
Fucking with this gorilla when you really still a chimp
I tell you how I do this so you can understand
I write this flows about as fast as the keys touch my hand
Freestyling with a tad bit of edit
What should I give your credit?
Because you want your girlfriend off the market and the beef deaded?
I said you wasn't getting no pussy, then she basically said it
So you need to check my pedigree nigga cause I'm seriously vetted
This ain't no John McCain shit
You's really a lame prick
And didn't Red Munkey call you out? Why you still on my dick?
Savoir it
This little bit of reprieve
See with you I don't need shit up my sleeve
You won't go away like venerial disease
My nigga please
Learn how to rap first
I got the feeling you baiting me to write a verse
So you can go to another board and call it yours
Well here go some more sample It's Yours
Like Scott LaRock, nigga stop now
You been clowned
Niggas ain't even screaming give up in the later rounds
they sitting round talking amongst themselves like "Why won't this nigga just stay down"
You think you Rocky? You know that shit was fiction right?
When I get finish fucking tonight
I'll tell your mom to turn out your night light
This is your sister right? The one bobbing her head down and up?
Really? What the fuck? I didn't even have the stereo sounds up?
Momma jokes aside
Nigga just die
Commit suicide
It's a better way to end your life.

Flat lined verse
charge up the life support cue in the nurse
I got you 2 bitch ninjas clutching your purses
you can't win, the finish line is that way, you in auto reverse kid.
Bitch is you high
Fuk it no excuses your shit is a straight up lie
you got moist cause me and shane was her choice
you said it right you wanted her attention after she hollared at me hence all your fucking noise
No more you write the mo' dumb you look, you fucking nit wit
You running 28.8k bandwith
claming you lightning quick
Ninja you are your own hype
Fuk your pedigree you fukin with a dawg with a killa byte
You aint killa bitch you just bytes
keep fuking around kill ya I just might
you aint shit but a prototype I'm your creator
you my weakest competitor
Be a king Ninja I'm who you pray ta
You a kilo I'm mega
That means add me to anything It gets betta
Bitch ass follower i lead
i'm fully grown you still a seed
If you a winner why you always behind me
all that rap talk you sounding like "here I am sign ME".

 

[Red_Munkey]

While breaths are being caught up with
I'll just call this, an opportunity
to knock a poo MC
a few knotches
after I drop some newer keys.
I can't stop the foolishness, believe me I've tried
but can't seem to dodge abusing kids.
Everytime you cross my path, you get a lot of bruised up ribs.

When you rap I'm constipated, 'cause it's not a relief,
so I take a shit, scoop it and dump it,
for 'wasting' my time to read, that stupid-ass, dumb-shit.

What you call competition, I call sacrficial gifts
I'm so onpoint, I could snap a fish's neck
with my hands dipped in axel liquid, dripping wet
with no traction at all with which to get a grip.
Innocent bystanders
who've witnessed such maliciousness
begin twitching and then their mind panics,
accompanied by eye spazzes.
With some slight, fly-by passings
of blinding white light flashes,
disrupting their eye sight badly.

 

[Andeyhollawho]

Flat lined verse
charge up the life support cue in the nurse
I got you 2 bitch ninjas clutching your purses
you can't win, the finish line is that way, you in auto reverse kid.
Bitch is you high
Fuk it no excuses your shit is a straight up lie
you got moist cause me and shane was her choice
you said it right you wanted her attention after she hollared at me hence all your fucking noise
No more you write the mo' dumb you look, you fucking nit wit
You running 28.8k bandwith
claming you lightning quick
Ninja you are your own hype
Fuk your pedigree you fukin with a dawg with a killa byte
You aint killa bitch you just bytes
keep fuking around kill ya I just might
you aint shit but a prototype I'm your creator
you my weakest competitor
Be a king Ninja I'm who you pray ta
You a kilo I'm mega
That means add me to anything I'm betta
Bitch ass follower i lead
i'm fully grown you still a seed
If you a winner why you always behind me
all that rap talk you sounding like "here I am sign ME".

Everytime I come in this bitch
Here you go running your lips
And twitching your hips
Gay ass nigga ain't you sick of this shit?
Go play
Or at least come up with better shit to say?
Is that mega and killa byte shit supposed to be witty?
Cause to me it sound shitty?
If ain't a metaphor
Then what the fuck is you spitting it for
And let me clear up this Onyxfemme shit while I have the floor
Now let me get this straight
So there's no further debate
You see nothing wrong with in the middle of battling asking for a date???
Wait...wait...wait...I open it to the thread...
Should we give him a reprieve or is it off with his head???
I say kill him dead
Unless you got some head, or climbed in the sheets
Did she at least feel on your shit? Or even give you a peak???
No???

Then what the fuck you bitching for
I got no beef with Onyx you the one being a ho
What you thought I was gonna let that shit go?
Let it slide
Does hurt your pride?
Make you fell all mushy inside
Did you cry?
When she came in thread and didn't bat an eye
This was a night out for the guys
You left the fellas to get some pussy and came back on the snide
With your tell between your legs and your thighs
This is no lies
This all facts
Face it bitch nigga you wack
And there is no taking it back
In fact
She got some fire rhymes...you NOT
You left the cypher to get some pussy she slid in and took your spot
So step aside son
You done
Get the fuck off the stoop
The only way you could win a battle is if your opponent was Uncle Luke
You could throw on a tie and a suit
And hand out loot
At a strip club and the girls still wouldn't fuck with you.

 

[mcguyver]

Go on dawg you got my permission
you can't stand the heat so please exit the kitchen
aren't there some dicks somewhere you can be watching
some other dude for you to be stalking
all that talk about I'm in for a fight didn't I already put you out for the night.
you aint in my weigtht class you way to light
ninja kill the hype
your rhymes aint tight
you do a alotta talking for a bitch with a rubber bite
you aint drawing no blood
if you were a missle you would be a dud
Ya screaming and hollering cause you can't get no love
you want the crown
but ya going about it all wrong
singing the same ole tired song
ya
still at it
with bitch ninja tatics
go on faggot play in traffic
ninja this my thread my house I do as I please
get off your moist knees
the shit thats wrong is you keep changing the story
you mad cause onxy hollered at me
she asked for the rhyme then you started jocking mine.

 

[Red_Munkey]

Guess I missed the opp...

 

[mcguyver]

Guess I missed the opp...

sorry bro gimme 5 mins

 

[mcguyver]

BTW: where that lightning speed bitch
I'm hitting your rhymes out the ball park cause ya got the slowest pitch
your so called hot rhymes, I huffed, puffed and made a wish
I know.... you slow, I estinguished your shit
here is some parting adivce you can call a gift
becarefull of the dicks you try to sit
you may get slapped to the back of your head with something long and rigid
i'm talking about a baseball bat you fucking faggot.
You're done aint but somany times you can get your ass kicked
bodied put in a casket
now watch you bitch ass come with something drastic
I'm through with you you aint worth of target pratice
your ass to easy to kick
your score still haven't left zero and I'm in the triple digits
mad cause the women treat you like a midget
"I'm not messing wit him he looks funny 'n' shit".
"lemme holla at Mcguyver he cool as a pip".

 

[Andeyhollawho]

Why do you keep talking bout dicks?
Why do you keep talking bout MY dick?
Please get off that tip
Every rhyme
And damn near every other line
Dick this dick that and the third
This shit is absurd
I'm tired of reading that shit on the screen
I get pussy, matter of fact I'm about to go get my shit cleaned
By a medium toned Ebony queen
With a walk that's mean
While you in here beating off waiting for me to hit the scene
I know...it must be fucked up
That you can't get you nuts
Out your hand
Long enough to realize that I don't give a damn
In fact I think Onyx is my new fan
She ain't asked you for shit since I called you out, so you can continue to be a stan
My shawty over here said I'm making you feel like less of man
I told you to get Onyx to save you, but you a losing team, I'm sure she understand
Man
When is the last time that YOU been laid
Or even talked about some pussy? I'll let you thumb through the page
Check my comments I'm talking about fucking nightly
My girl will be screaming lord almighty
While you still in here typing
Please go and get you some wet wet
I'm sure there's some ho that will take your money that you haven't even met yet
I'm not taking on no simp shit
I'm talking about out there on the track with some pimps and a limp shit
Get you up some nerve
And ask them working girls
What's the going price
You might not be a faggot...I really think you some pussy in your life.

 

[Red_Munkey]

In the mood for a cleansing?
Get the soap and water ready.
If not, I'm throwing heavy bombs bigger
than Chevy Tahoe's armored with
Level 7 extra plated exterior protection.
You need to just pay attention
that way you can save yourself from
a grave destination, or situation, in which you may
find your fate sealed to a place
of utter despair and strict mayhem.
Just play your position,
and stray away from destructive
tendencies.
Or this cinematic ending'll read,
"I hope this little pest, is resting in peace."
Forget what you think or thought
my mental's ink car-tridges
very well may be responsible for,
bringing this world
to the, brink of a war, with un-thinkable horror.
Hope that I don't rise to the pinnacle?
Hope floats, and I'm sinking it all.
I wouldn't sniffle or get choked up
even in the least, I would just blow up
ev-e-ry he-ro, that chose, to show up.
Sho' nuff

Sounds like a damn good plan to me
Being able to win displays of strength, is your manhood fantasy.
Man, how can it be, so damn easy
for this Monkey to challenge these,
homo sapiens and stretch 'em out like canopies.

...Goddamn it, feel free to answer me!
And to be, completely honest...
I'm Charizard sparring in molten corridors
This is my turf; you can't defeat me on it.

 

[mcguyver]

While breaths are being caught up with
I'll just call this, an opportunity
to knock a poo MC
a few knotches
after I drop some newer keys.
I can't stop the foolishness, believe me I've tried
but can't seem to dodge abusing kids.
Everytime you cross my path, you get a lot of bruised up ribs.

When you rap I'm constipated, 'cause it's not a relief,
so I take a shit, scoop it and dump it,
for 'wasting' my time to read, that stupid-ass, dumb-shit.

What you call competition, I call sacrficial gifts
I'm so onpoint, I could snap a fish's neck
with my hands dipped in axel liquid, dripping wet
with no traction at all with which to get a grip.
Innocent bystanders
who've witnessed such maliciousness
begin twitching and then their mind panics,
accompanied by eye spazzes.
With some slight, fly-by passings
of blinding white light flashes,
disrupting their eye sight badly.

constipated
Ok i'm hip. I passed you with ease
Gods' heartbeat stop when I sneeze
rhymes more hypnotizing than the sway of trees
a mind so sacred, I'm worshipped by my enemies
while you my ninja are greener than the leaves
I've discpline so many Mcguyver wannabes, my belt hurts
I can't count how many decide to lurk Instead of bearing the wrath of my berzerk.
There is room for you in club hell and yes you get all the perks
some say I'm cruel
some say I'm that dude
I say fuck you
Aint my fault I can crush you with a dirt molecule.

 

[onyxfemme]

Keep the battles going....

 

[mcguyver]

To all my rhyming dormant bitches,





your cauldron is a melting pot of whats not
you're not hot
not on top
rhymes not good they are slop
unsymmetrical verses
far from picture perfect
You dropped an ill rhyme? why has no one heard it
My metaphors excites wars
unlocks the barred door minds of the biggest bores
makes juices flow from the driest whores
suck water from the desert's pores
my pen to paper make hieroglyphics look like eye sores
I'd march in hell and cause a thunderstorm
compared to me the sun is luke warm
Ya'll evil? more like hell's retarded spawn
I spit sexier shit than Selma Hayek dancing on the bar in "Dusk Til Dawn".
Where is lady, sex scorp and onxyfemme's panties right now?......gone.
NINJAS THIS IS SPARTA, Fuk 300 I am won.

 

[Red_Munkey]

To all my rhyming dormant bitches,





your cauldron is a melting pot of whats not
you're not hot
not on top
rhymes not good they are slop
unsymmetrical verses
far from picture perfect
You dropped an ill rhyme? why has no one heard it
My metaphors excites wars
unlocks the barred door minds of the biggest bores
makes juices flow from the driest whores
suck water from the desert's pores
my pen to paper make hieroglyphics look like eye sores
I'd march in hell and cause a thunderstorm
compared to me the sun is luke warm
Ya'll evil? more like hell's retarded spawn
I spit sexier shit than Selma Hayek dancing on the bar in "Dusk Til Dawn".
Where is lady, sex scorp and onxyfemme's panties right now?......gone.
NINJAS THIS IS SPARTA, Fuk 300 I am won.

Alright!

Oscar the Grouch's getting Hefty with the trashtalking.
Get flesh forced off your neck;
this sketch artist is a fast drawer.
I'm the culprit of world suffering at any time and age
I can inhale sulfur and huff up a couple bubonic plagues.
So you capable of running with...?
This prick must be insane, y'all.
I will
kill you
until, you're reborn with Parkinson's,
so you can juggle my chainsaws.

Court jesters get off'd seconds into their act.
'Gifted' you're not, your 'presence' is considered a 'wrap'.
Lyrical assassin? Don't gas him, and consider him that.
"...TheBitch-AssNiggaThat'sWhack?"
Yeah, that's where his moniker's at.
I chew stained glass church windows,
::Burp:: And there goes
almost perfectly blown glass spheres, clear of seeds or airholes.
My lungs have the capacity of torchblowers.
Mini-missiles for my enemies, I face 'em, and they flow forward.

Heat seekers that eat you give me comfort when in pain.
The target can't be lost
from all of the blood rushing to your brain;
plunging through your veins, searching for a safe haven.
And then it finds one, resting on a surface of grey pavement.

 

[onyxfemme]

**jumping in like double dutch**

Beautiful but deadly-ya'll wasnt ready.
For the slashing I brought in this Serengeti..............

This is like the jungle and I'm swingin my machete

Contemplating on who I wanna get at next-
Mutha phuckas ducking and diving not trying get vexed.
Scared to look me in eye, head dodging all around-
It's a new season, pimpstresses up and fake G's going down.

Too embarrased to say what you really feel?
Sending subliminal messages like I dont know the deal.
Hoe I aint knew to this-
Call me Gepetto and your Pinocchio bitch.
I made you and played and moved on to the next-
But I can still pull your strings and make you dance on this set
You cant fade me so you send your troops my way.
Didnt think I knew??? Nigga I mastered and wrote the games you try to play.
And by the way...you acting real gay-.
Jealous of a woman? I cant fuck w/ lames...
Your new name? Is Lacy Duvall-
Cuz you a worn out pussy w/ played out walls.
Lolol Jaws dropping? Who is Onyx slicing?
Just a bitch made nigga that gotta pay the price.
Names isnt necessary-but know this-
Never send a ho to fight for you, that trick swung and missed.
Ya didnt know my mouth was this slick-
Pushed that niceness to the side, brought out my inner crazy bitch.
Every step you take Im ahead by ten-
Come in here if you want, and get fucked up in the Lions Den.

​

 

[ladyscorpio]

No mercy in dese parts
ITS MURRRRDDAAAAAAHH
soundbwoys getting slaughtered left right n center I love it.

Onyx girl yuh killed um

 

[mcguyver]

**jumping in like double dutch**

Beautiful but deadly-ya'll wasnt ready.
For the slashing I brought in this Serengeti..............

This is like the jungle and I'm swingin my machete

Contemplating on who I wanna get at next-
Mutha phuckas ducking and diving not trying get vexed.
Scared to look me in eye, head dodging all around-
It's a new season, pimpstresses up and fake G's going down.

Too embarrased to say what you really feel?
Sending subliminal messages like I dont know the deal.
Hoe I aint knew to this-
Call me Gepetto and your Pinocchio bitch.
I made you and played and moved on to the next-
But I can still pull your strings and make you dance on this set
You cant fade me so you send your troops my way.
Didnt think I knew??? Nigga I mastered and wrote the games you try to play.
And by the way...you acting real gay-.
Jealous of a woman? I cant fuck w/ lames...
Your new name? Is Lacy Duvall-
Cuz you a worn out pussy w/ played out walls.
Lolol Jaws dropping? Who is Onyx slicing?
Just a bitch made nigga that gotta pay the price.
Names isnt necessary-but know this-
Never send a ho to fight for you, that trick swung and missed.
Ya didnt know my mouth was this slick-
Pushed that niceness to the side, brought out my inner crazy bitch.
Every step you take Im ahead by ten-
Come in here if you want, and get fucked up in the Lions Den.

​

No name dropping, then you left it wide open.
I'm gonna insert andeyhyphen.
He had a hell of a curve on his pen
when you came through and started eye gouging.
He went from Onxyfemme aint nothing
to, with her i don't have a problem.
bitchass ninja couldn't score if he was jordan
2 million in his pockets and lana sands on his right hand.
That fool is the softest brand
and his mom is the only woman in the world that thinks he is charmin.

 

[ladyscorpio]

No name dropping, then you left it wide open.
I'm gonna insert andeyhyphen.
He had a hell of a curve on his pen
when you came through and started eye gouging.
He went from Onxyfemme aint nothing
to, with her i don't have a problem.
bitchass ninja couldn't score if he was jordan
2 million in his pockets and lana sands on his right hand.
That fool is the softest brand
and his mom is the only woman in the world that thinks he is charmin.

Now how you gonna go n call out Andey








its not andey

 

[Red_Munkey]

See it's back to fun and games
Well I'm in a rush to turn up the flames
I could be known, but fluck the fame
However...
I'm better, wherever
but this shit I treasure, just the same.

Gold-digger flow, the kind that don't
F*** with her husband.
I don't try to be nice, the effort is nothing.
I've been blessed with repulsive,
tal-ents so disgusting
the next to get done in's, next-of-kins get Jennifer Hudson'd.
I benefit from
spending a bit of my funds
then I get lump sums in return, for getting it done.
Maybe I'm missing some One's, but this is because
I needed a buck, to get across the bridge
So I could re-up.

I probably should, be causing a crime scene
then drop a piece of, flawlessly timed schemes
properly struct-ured, for all of my rhyme fiends.
Gotta grease up the axels in order to find speed.

 

[mcguyver]

Alright!

Oscar the Grouch's getting Hefty with the trashtalking.
Get flesh forced off your neck;
this sketch artist is a fast drawer.
I'm the culprit of world suffering at any time and age
I can inhale sulfur and huff up a couple bubonic plagues.
So you capable of running with...?
This prick must be insane, y'all.
I will
kill you
until, you're reborn with Parkinson's,
so you can juggle my chainsaws.

Court jesters get off'd seconds into their act.
'Gifted' you're not, your 'presence' is considered a 'wrap'.
Lyrical assassin? Don't gas him, and consider him that.
"...TheBitch-AssNiggaThat'sWhack?"
Yeah, that's where his moniker's at.
I chew stained glass church windows,
::Burp:: And there goes
almost perfectly blown glass spheres, clear of seeds or airholes.
My lungs have the capacity of torchblowers.
Mini-missiles for my enemies, I face 'em, and they flow forward.

Heat seekers that eat you give me comfort when in pain.
The target can't be lost
from all of the blood rushing to your brain;
plunging through your veins, searching for a safe haven.
And then it finds one, resting on a surface of grey pavement.

pen to paper your art aint nothing but stick figures
You spit fire like dylan.... Ya flame is a slooowww flicker
you couldn't fuck with me if you were this much bigger
Screaming missle's?
couldn't have been a near miss i didn't even hear a whistle
Didn't you hear? uncalibrated guidance systems equals failed misson
Hmmm!
seems like your rhymes took a wrong turn....outcome looks bleak
I see you heading down sesame street
may have to relocate Jason voorhees
Naw I don't need him to handle the lyrical version of corky
I suggest you call your life line here use my phone
that last rhyme you dropped, trigged uncontrollable yawns
you way over your head better run home
but don't look back or your life is gone
I may think you second guessing, contemplating returning and pop you with my chrome