William Shatner; Keeping It Gangsta

[Heist]

Motherfucker don't you know Will used to battle Romulans and Klingons ... then would go fuck some blue three tittied chick from Nebulus 9 bareback, teleport the fuck out right after he got his nut off, and then talk shit about it later to Spock's non-pussy getting ass, after getting drunk with Scotty in the engine room behind the warp reactors on dilithium crystal laced Romulan Ale.

Fuck made you think Capt'n Kirk was gonna run his jewels that easy, nigga?!

Next time, don't test Will's gangsta!

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[rerun run]

 

[Manbot26]

Motherfucker don't you know this Will used to battle Romulans and Klingons ... then would go fuck some blue three tittied chick bareback and teleport the fuck out right after he got his nut off.

Fuck made you think Capt'n Kirk was gonna run his jewels that easy?!

 

[Dannyblueyes]

Someone just got shot outside my house. I needed to see that. THANKS!!

 

[Heist]

Outside your house? Hmm, time to move.

 

[Dannyblueyes]

Outside your house? Hmm, time to move.

Nah, I just need a good laugh now and then.

 

[wwppd]

Nah, I just need a good laugh now and then.

Nah...... seriously..... u need to move....

 

[ED1988]

Nah, I just need a good laugh now and then.

CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Makkonnen]

his roast is on comedy central now

this shit is killin me

 

[Otis Supreme]

Motherfucker don't you know Will used to battle Romulans and Klingons ... then would go fuck some blue three tittied chick from Nebulus 9 bareback, teleport the fuck out right after he got his nut off, and then talk shit about it later to Spock's non-pussy getting ass, after getting drunk with Scotty in the engine room behind the warp reactors on dilithium crystal laced Romulan Ale.

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[TakeThaShot]

flawless

 

[Shurnuff]

 

[Heist]

I want to see him in a black gangsta flick playing like the head of a cartel.

 

[the Imm font]

this shit is funny

 

[STAR-69]

Don't mess with Captain Kirk...

 

[Heist]

bump

 

[WorldEX]

That shit was funny as hell.

 

[saundman]

Damn!!

 

[Noir]

I'M CAPTAIN KIRK BITCH!!!!!

 

[Mad Genius]

"Knee. (pop!) Right foot. (pop!) Left foot. (pop!)"

 

[DjMorpheus]

What's even mo funnier is he tried to give dude an out but...

 

[BoyJupiter]

Nah...... seriously..... u need to move....

 

[MRBITCHEZZ]

 

[heiesuke]

Hood

 

[Heist]

"Knee. (pop!) Right foot. (pop!) Left foot. (pop!)"

You gotta love a man who calls his shots.

And he tried to give dude an early out.

Some motherfuckers are just hard headed.

 

[Heist]

bump

 

[RAULDK]

My Watch, My Wallet, My Gun!!
Right Knee, Left Foot, Right Foot.....

Lol, Thank God For Guns!!

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH BETTER IF HE PULLED OUT A PHASER!!

 

[..oj]

Looooooooooooooooool What Holy Shit

Where Did That Come From???????

 

[Manny Styles]

^^^ Boston Legal, one of my favorite shows.

This cat has either shot or shot at someone like twice or more in each of the last couple of seasons.

 

[Heist]

Looooooooooooooooool What Holy Shit

Where Did That Come From???????

Boston Legal. I watch the show solely for him and the crazy shit he says.

It's like he has no fucking awareness of decency.

 

[Andeyhollawho]

Why the fuck was Just Blaze trying to stick up Captain Kirk anyway!

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaze!!!!!

Left foot (POW) Right Foot (POW)!

 

[DAYNE]

i need to start watching boston legal again

 

[Heist]

Why the fuck was Just Blaze trying to stick up Captain Kirk anyway!

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaze!!!!!

Left foot (POW) Right Foot (POW)!

That was Blaze?


Damn, so when the production checks stop coming in I guess you just switch to robbing on film for dough.

 

[MASTERBAKER]

 

[UltimateLurker]