46 Year Old Evander Holyfield Signs to fight 7'2 Russian GIANT for WBA Title
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I know Holyfield's pockets are lean right now but is he fuckin' crazy?
Holyfield has been punch drunk for years, dude can't even talk properly man. No denying his heart, so this may be entertaining...
HMMMMMM WHY DOES THIS FIGHT SEEM SO FAMILIAR???????
Why is this nigga getting knocked out wearing pink boxing gloves.
dat nigga looks like a fuckin yeti, these muhfuckers done went and shaved bigfoot and shit and taught his ass how to box
'Cuz on that day ... he wanted to be the "Giant Killer" that did it in style.
End result.
FAIL
Hahah,
Look at the ref's face, he still has trouble comprehending this dude...
the referee's like what the fuck!? i bet you he didnt try to break up shit that night isnt he head butting that nigga?! this nigga looks like zangief from street fighter, this nigga looks like andre the giant and the elephant man, this nigga looks like his name should be elephant man, this nigga looks like the grizzly man (if there was one) this nigga came from mars, or mercury or some shit this nigga lives on the ocean floor this nigga looks like a cave dweller whew! lemme take a break..
this niggas a geico caveman
i had to go find this shyt god damn
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the hair on this niggas back can make a mink coat
the referee's like what the fuck!? i bet you he didnt try to break up shit that night isnt he head butting that nigga?! this nigga looks like zangief from street fighter, this nigga looks like andre the giant and the elephant man, this nigga looks like his name should be elephant man, this nigga looks like the grizzly man (if there was one) this nigga came from mars, or mercury or some shit this nigga lives on the ocean floor this nigga looks like a cave dweller whew! lemme take a break..
STOP, STOP, STOP!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!
I wash my face with a proactive brick every morning...
This monster shaves with an axe!!!
Is this even a fucking human being?!!!
You know, like a regular EARTH HUMAN from Earth not like Venus or Alpha Centuri 7
That mutha fuckas head is polygonal. Dude definitely missed his birth by a couple centuris, dude should have been swinging a sword in the roman army or some shit.
This is easy work for Valuev. Honestly the best thing for this fight as far as Holyfield's long term health is concerned is a quick KO by Valuev in the early rounds. Therefore he can avoid a long beating. However, it's likely Holyfield will just get punched in the head for 12 rounds and become even more shot
that nigga looks like he was born in the center of a radiation blast
Is this even a fucking human being?!!!
You know, like a regular EARTH HUMAN from Earth not like Venus or Alpha Centuri 7
Why is this nigga getting knocked out wearing pink boxing gloves.
"I'll say it - the Russian is here to show us splendiferous pugelism and skill. His might is like Samson. Only in America.
Pssss....just make sure my fucking money is in Euro and he gets paid in Rubles.
Ummm, he's not soft, BY A LONG SHOT!
This monster shaves with an axe!!!
oh my god im done.
they got this nigga from the wringley brothers barnum and bailey and shit
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all those dents in his face.....looks like somebody pelted that nigga with stones and the swelling never went down
Honestly - this thread very well may be one of the FUNNIEST non-ocking threads of 2008. Shit.
LMAOOO!!!
that nigga looks like the super villians number one goon, that nigga shoulda played juggernaut, sabertooth, chewbacca, jar-jar binks, this nigga 
im bout to have nightmares about this nigga
This kid is looking at him like.. "What the fuck is this shit"?
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