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woodchuck said:
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:roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3:
 
Chick was sitting tight up to the bar, i could only see waist up. She was pretty as hell. Bought her two high ass long island ice teas. She had to go to the bathroom and I was like, "yes, i finally get to see the total package". She moved away from the bar and wobbled out the chair, and jumped down to the floor. Not only fat, but almost a miget. I got ghost.
 
here's another one..

this used to be her main pic..
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saw the rest of the pics and...

"how am i gonna get out?"
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LOL @ all this. I don't mind a larger girl as long as the cellulite:smooth ratio is low. That and when a gal has that fat that tolls back over the calves and makes dimples where their knees and elbows should be, it's :itsawrap:. Oh...and the bloated gut that makes 'em look like a Weeble Wobble.

That is why I fought my inner horndog and let that pretty face girl go back to the buffet. I'll always dream of her and what could have been two hundred pounds ago. :)

Now, come on! Y'all ain't never seen a girl that for all rhyme and reason is NOT the one to be messing with, yet something in your head starts trying to rationalize why it'd be okay?

"Damn, she sure is fat as hell. Sure got some pretty feet..."

"Her face is like a pitbull, but her head game is CRAZY!"

"She smells nice...MMMMMMMMMMMM...smell."

Trying to rationalize some crazy shit on the quest for a nut! Anyone who says they haven't hasn't truly lived! It's when you stare the demon in the face and rebuke that demon that you have truly become a man! :lol:

I've been there, but know that I'm older, it much easier to wait for the next bus. And she is one pretty-face-busted-bottom-half bus I'll let go. If anything, you younger cats have that wisdom you'll gain to look forward to. :roflmao:
 
blackbastard said:
LOL @ all this. I don't mind a larger girl as long as the cellulite:smooth ratio is low. That and when a gal has that fat that tolls back over the calves and makes dimples where their knees and elbows should be, it's :itsawrap:. Oh...and the bloated gut that makes 'em look like a Weeble Wobble.

That is why I fought my inner horndog and let that pretty face girl go back to the buffet. I'll always dream of her and what could have been two hundred pounds ago. :)

Now, come on! Y'all ain't never seen a girl that for all rhyme and reason is NOT the one to be messing with, yet something in your head starts trying to rationalize why it'd be okay?

"Damn, she sure is fat as hell. Sure got some pretty feet..."

"Her face is like a pitbull, but her head game is CRAZY!"

"She smells nice...MMMMMMMMMMMM...smell."

Trying to rationalize some crazy shit on the quest for a nut! Anyone who says they haven't hasn't truly lived! It's when you stare the demon in the face and rebuke that demon that you have truly become a man! :lol:

I've been there, but know that I'm older, it much easier to wait for the next bus. And she is one pretty-face-busted-bottom-half bus I'll let go. If anything, you younger cats have that wisdom you'll gain to look forward to. :roflmao:
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:lol::lol::lol::lol: i can relate dog

hard times, ya dig!!!!! :smh: :cool:
 
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that shit happened 2 me 1 time on the real, chick was cute but when i saw her, i couldnt do it, and shes shaped just like the pic the op posted, but dam i didnt ever want her to suck my dick:smh::smh:
 
I'd fuck.
There may be some good pussy under there, you just have to search for it like the Holy Grail. If you mess with her, you know that you always have a home cooked meal.
 
ShawnNYC said:
here's another one..

this used to be her main pic..
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saw the rest of the pics and...

"how am i gonna get out?"
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She ain't fittin thru that turnstyle unless there are 12 racks of babyback ribs waiting for her on the other side of them...:lol:



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Freedom Of Chat said:
:lol: that shit happened to me back in like 2003.... met some chick off myspace... cute in the face, and her TWIN SISTER WAS A DIME!!!!... i met the chick and :puke: at one point she showed me her out of state license, the shit said she was 258 lbs :smh:

my girl at the time broke up with me cuz i was supposed 2 do somethin for her that night i went out tryin to get some myspace puss (we got back 2getha tho)... just terrible

i still talk 2 the big chick tho, she's cool.. but i never seen her again... she's smart and her fam got paper... she headed to law school next year... good contact, altho she not fuckable
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I seen that episode of hell date too!
 
damn:smh: some of these bitches look like they belong in a klumps movie instead of eddie playing most parts.
 
Prophetic:::Poet said:
Check out this fine broad here....









she cute....not ugly....probably her homegirl showed you these pics or she had these pics on her Myspace....and you ready to see whats up....

then you go to see whats up...and this is what you see...









:smh::puke:

I've got caught up like this....
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C/S I GOT CAUGHT OUT THERE 2.... SHIT WAS CRAZY I GOT CHICK TO COME MY CRIB LATE AT NIGHT THANK GOOD FOR JUMPOFF AND I WAS LIKE WTF WHEN SHE GOT OUT HER CAR :confused:.i PLAYED SHIT OFF N MADE HER A FRIEND ASAP CAUSE SHE WAS TILL COOL PEOPLES.

IM NOT GONNA FRONT THE THOUGHT CROSS MY MIND HGOW WOULD IT BE TO FUCK A BIG ASS CHICK LIKE THAT BUT THAT SECOND WHEN IN AND OUT MY HEAD
 
itzmotto said:
C/S I GOT CAUGHT OUT THERE 2.... SHIT WAS CRAZY I GOT CHICK TO COME MY CRIB LATE AT NIGHT THANK GOOD FOR JUMPOFF AND I WAS LIKE WTF WHEN SHE GOT OUT HER CAR :confused:.i PLAYED SHIT OFF N MADE HER A FRIEND ASAP CAUSE SHE WAS TILL COOL PEOPLES.

IM NOT GONNA FRONT THE THOUGHT CROSS MY MIND HGOW WOULD IT BE TO FUCK A BIG ASS CHICK LIKE THAT BUT THAT SECOND WHEN IN AND OUT MY HEAD
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:lol:
 
UniqueStyles82 said:
Aint nobody gassing her head up...and if it is someone its probably a fat bruce bruce mufucka...I'll say this though..if ever I was forced to settle on the option between a frugly chick with a body and a naturally beautiful chick in the face who is on the big side, Ill take the big chick...my thing is some big chicks aint beyond help and some will just eat themselves to bed strickness...I really think some big girls want to lose the damn weight for health concerns and esteem issues but as some alluded to have no idea of how to go about it in terms of fitness and diet...Ill tell a chick in a heartbeat either come to the gym with me or sign up for the Marine Corps...cause Marine females Ive talked said going through parris island,sc summer heat and all the lack food they get plus the intensive training drops their weight like 30-50lbs especially if they on the big side...but some of them gain it back once they get out of bootcamp...and I know a chick wont do the latter soooo....
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And you felt the need to get this off your chest because :dunno:
 
ShawnNYC said:
here's another one..

this used to be her main pic..
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saw the rest of the pics and...

"how am i gonna get out?"
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man u dont know that camera trick yet?
ANYTIME u see a chick takin a bare ass pic with her hands in her "hips",
shes really just pushin her back tits to the front.
 
Prophetic:::Poet said:
I got caught up like this too...nice chick...cute...only face shots...went to see her...:smh::puke:

terrible skin...fat...she was stank...and smelled stank to...

couln't fuck with it...:smh:
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Homie....thatz ur fault man......once u get caught like that once.....ya gotta smarten up, if not, the sh*t will keep on happenin':lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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