The WAR on CHRISTMAS
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and the bgol food wars begin
We doing it the all american way though. No automatics. Put the blenders and the electric knifes away for this one!
Cuz I got four words for you...honey apple chicken breast!
What son what!
Nah you get some chicken breast and you soak them in apple juice. Get you some honey mustard and some bread crumbs right. Put the left over apple juice, crumbs and the honey mustard all in a bowl with some parmesian cheese, pepper and parsley. Coat the chicken in that solution and put it on some wax paper. Heat up the oven, lay down the butter pop it in. Throw it down with some mashed potatoes or whatever and you in there cuz!
You don't want it with the kid cuz. Don't invite your girl to a couple s dinner at my house cuz. You want have a pleasant trip home!
fuck yo couch nigga!!!!!!
smothered chicken, steamed buttered rice and 5 cheese macaroni
all fuckin day
shouts to gladys knight and patti labelle
they taught me everything i know so step yo gotdamn game up nigga!!!!!!!!!!!
The Lord shall offer no more instruction today. Pagans and blasphemers are free to post recipes or whatever else makes them feel big before the Lord as they help to spread the word through their ignorance.
Sinterklaas has led many souls to Hell. Through this thread, the Lord has helped a precious few to escape from his nefarious clutches.
Sinterklaas has led many souls to Hell. Through this thread, the Lord has helped a precious few to escape from his nefarious clutches.
Yeah, put the Baby Jesus right next to them nut guzzling hoes up in the banner. I think that will convey your feelings.
Yeah, put the Baby Jesus right next to them nut guzzling hoes up in the banner. I think that will convey your feelings.
The whores should be temporarily removed.
FACTS on the WAR on CHRISTMAS
In 2006, the American Family Association launched a campaign against Best Buy after its idolotrous decision not to use Christmas in it's advertising. Dawn Bryant, a hell-bound Best Buy spokeswoman, stated: "We are going to continue to use the term holiday because there are several holidays throughout that time period, and we certainly need to be respectful of all of them." Fighting evil, the Catholic League placed Best Buy on its 2006 Christmas Watch List. This year, a repentant Best Buy will be using the proper title of "Christmas" in their advertising.
Also last year, after mounting criticism from religious groups that staged boycotts against Wal-Mart and other merchants after they eliminated or de-emphasized "Christmas" in their advertising, Wal-Mart, Kohl’s Corp. and Macy’s all stepped up their acknowledgment of the reason for the season. Wal-Mart vowed to launch its first Christmas-specific TV ad in several years, feature Christmas shops, previously and deviously called Holiday Shops, and increase the number of seasonal merchandise labeled "Christmas" instead of "holiday" by 60 percent.
“We learned a lesson from that. Merry Christmas is now part of the vocabulary here at Wal-Mart,” said Linda Blakley, a Wal-Mart spokeswoman.
Still, the battle wages on.
At the Gap, Old Navy and Banana Republic, Christmas hardly exists. For these three companies, all owned by the Gap, the only items listed as having anything to do with Christmas were a pair of boxer shorts and a child's sleepwear set.
A search of Banana Republic's website found no reference to "Christmas." Everything is "holiday." While Christmas scored a grand total of zero results, holiday scored 41.
BGOL must boycott Banana Republic and other insidious arms of the GAP. Further action to be taken in this war shall be detailed shortly.
In 2006, the American Family Association launched a campaign against Best Buy after its idolotrous decision not to use Christmas in it's advertising. Dawn Bryant, a hell-bound Best Buy spokeswoman, stated: "We are going to continue to use the term holiday because there are several holidays throughout that time period, and we certainly need to be respectful of all of them." Fighting evil, the Catholic League placed Best Buy on its 2006 Christmas Watch List. This year, a repentant Best Buy will be using the proper title of "Christmas" in their advertising.
Also last year, after mounting criticism from religious groups that staged boycotts against Wal-Mart and other merchants after they eliminated or de-emphasized "Christmas" in their advertising, Wal-Mart, Kohl’s Corp. and Macy’s all stepped up their acknowledgment of the reason for the season. Wal-Mart vowed to launch its first Christmas-specific TV ad in several years, feature Christmas shops, previously and deviously called Holiday Shops, and increase the number of seasonal merchandise labeled "Christmas" instead of "holiday" by 60 percent.
“We learned a lesson from that. Merry Christmas is now part of the vocabulary here at Wal-Mart,” said Linda Blakley, a Wal-Mart spokeswoman.
Still, the battle wages on.
At the Gap, Old Navy and Banana Republic, Christmas hardly exists. For these three companies, all owned by the Gap, the only items listed as having anything to do with Christmas were a pair of boxer shorts and a child's sleepwear set.
A search of Banana Republic's website found no reference to "Christmas." Everything is "holiday." While Christmas scored a grand total of zero results, holiday scored 41.
BGOL must boycott Banana Republic and other insidious arms of the GAP. Further action to be taken in this war shall be detailed shortly.
Re: Dietary Regulations-- NEWS
The evils of Christmas ham have struck again.
Thieves steal 17 tons of Christmas ham
1 hour, 58 minutes ago
SYDNEY, Australia - Thieves stole 17.6 tons of ham and bacon from a warehouse and left behind a message busting the owners' chops, police said Monday.
"Thanks," the crooks daubed on a wall of the Zammit Hand and Bacon curers warehouse in suburban Sydney. "Merry Christmas."
Police said the robbery occurred some time between late afternoon Saturday and dawn Sunday.
Owner Anthony Zammit said that when he arrived for work Monday he found a hole in a wall of the building where the thieves appeared to have entered. The stolen meat was worth up to $88,000, he said.
Zammit said he was offering a $4,420 reward for anyone who helped to recover the meat, and that his company would work overtime to make sure all its Christmas orders were filled.
"We're working 24 hours a day, seven days a week and put on extra staff," he said. "We won't let anyone down."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071203/ap_on_re_au_an/odd_australia_ham_heist
The evils of Christmas ham have struck again.
Thieves steal 17 tons of Christmas ham
1 hour, 58 minutes ago
SYDNEY, Australia - Thieves stole 17.6 tons of ham and bacon from a warehouse and left behind a message busting the owners' chops, police said Monday.
"Thanks," the crooks daubed on a wall of the Zammit Hand and Bacon curers warehouse in suburban Sydney. "Merry Christmas."
Police said the robbery occurred some time between late afternoon Saturday and dawn Sunday.
Owner Anthony Zammit said that when he arrived for work Monday he found a hole in a wall of the building where the thieves appeared to have entered. The stolen meat was worth up to $88,000, he said.
Zammit said he was offering a $4,420 reward for anyone who helped to recover the meat, and that his company would work overtime to make sure all its Christmas orders were filled.
"We're working 24 hours a day, seven days a week and put on extra staff," he said. "We won't let anyone down."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071203/ap_on_re_au_an/odd_australia_ham_heist
I feel you.Back in the day you would tell a stranger Merry Christmas but nowadays you just tell them Happy Holidays.The same thing goes for school with the pledge of allegiance when they say "one nation under God".They changed that as well.I wouldn't say that people are evil but nowadays there's so many different races in this country and peoples religious beliefs are different.
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The war continues...
U.S. House Passes Resolution Supporting Christmas and Christianity
Some Representatives Who Said "Bah, Humbug" to Christmas Favored Ramadan Resolution
WASHINGTON, Dec. 12-- Standard Newswire-- Yesterday, the U.S. House passed a resolution recognizing the importance of Christmas and the Christian faith by a vote of 372 to 9. Nine members voted against the resolution, ten refused to support it by voting "present," and 40 others members did not vote.
All but two of the representatives voting "present" or against the Christmas Resolution voted in favor of a resolution recognizing Ramadan, which passed by a 376-0 vote in October. The Ramadan Resolution stated that the House "recognizes the Islamic faith as one of the great religions of the world…expresses friendship and support for Muslims…acknowledges the onset of Ramadan…and conveys its respect to Muslims…rejects hatred, bigotry, and violence directed against Muslims…commends Muslims…who have privately and publicly rejected interpretations and movements of Islam that justify and encourage hatred, violence, and terror".
The Christmas Resolution uses similar language, stating that the House recognizes "the Christian faith as one of the great religions of the world…expresses continued support for Christians…acknowledges the international religious and historical importance of Christmas and the Christian faith…acknowledges and supports the role played by Christians and Christianity in the founding of the United States and in the formation of the western civilization…rejects bigotry and persecution directed against Christians…and expresses its deepest respect to American Christians and Christians throughout the world".
The nine members who voted against the Christmas Resolution were all Democrats: Ackerman (NY), Clarke (NY), DeGette (CO), Hastings (FL), Lee (CA), McDermott (WA), Scott (VA), Stark (CA) and Woolsey (CA). The 10 who answered "present" without entering a vote were also Democrats except one: Conyers (MI), Frank (MA), Holt (NJ), Payne (NJ), Pence (Republican from IN), Schakowsky (PA), Schwartz (PA), Wasserman-Schultz (FL), Welch (VT) and Yarmuth (KY).
Mathew D. Staver, Founder of Liberty Counsel and Dean of Liberty University School of Law, commented: "I am pleased to see that the vast majority of the United States House of Representatives supports Christmas and recognizes the fundamental role of Christianity in America. Our Founders believed that Christianity was the best foundation for a republican form of government and freedom. It is disturbing that a small number of representatives support Ramadan and Islam but not Christmas and Christianity."
U.S. House Passes Resolution Supporting Christmas and Christianity
Some Representatives Who Said "Bah, Humbug" to Christmas Favored Ramadan Resolution
WASHINGTON, Dec. 12-- Standard Newswire-- Yesterday, the U.S. House passed a resolution recognizing the importance of Christmas and the Christian faith by a vote of 372 to 9. Nine members voted against the resolution, ten refused to support it by voting "present," and 40 others members did not vote.
All but two of the representatives voting "present" or against the Christmas Resolution voted in favor of a resolution recognizing Ramadan, which passed by a 376-0 vote in October. The Ramadan Resolution stated that the House "recognizes the Islamic faith as one of the great religions of the world…expresses friendship and support for Muslims…acknowledges the onset of Ramadan…and conveys its respect to Muslims…rejects hatred, bigotry, and violence directed against Muslims…commends Muslims…who have privately and publicly rejected interpretations and movements of Islam that justify and encourage hatred, violence, and terror".
The Christmas Resolution uses similar language, stating that the House recognizes "the Christian faith as one of the great religions of the world…expresses continued support for Christians…acknowledges the international religious and historical importance of Christmas and the Christian faith…acknowledges and supports the role played by Christians and Christianity in the founding of the United States and in the formation of the western civilization…rejects bigotry and persecution directed against Christians…and expresses its deepest respect to American Christians and Christians throughout the world".
The nine members who voted against the Christmas Resolution were all Democrats: Ackerman (NY), Clarke (NY), DeGette (CO), Hastings (FL), Lee (CA), McDermott (WA), Scott (VA), Stark (CA) and Woolsey (CA). The 10 who answered "present" without entering a vote were also Democrats except one: Conyers (MI), Frank (MA), Holt (NJ), Payne (NJ), Pence (Republican from IN), Schakowsky (PA), Schwartz (PA), Wasserman-Schultz (FL), Welch (VT) and Yarmuth (KY).
Mathew D. Staver, Founder of Liberty Counsel and Dean of Liberty University School of Law, commented: "I am pleased to see that the vast majority of the United States House of Representatives supports Christmas and recognizes the fundamental role of Christianity in America. Our Founders believed that Christianity was the best foundation for a republican form of government and freedom. It is disturbing that a small number of representatives support Ramadan and Islam but not Christmas and Christianity."
Dear GOD,
Is it okay to call you YAhWeh, Well I have this problem. I want to die, Can u Please Kill me. Can you make it that I have a massive heart attack or a burgler kills me in a botched robbery. I need to know if you are real or if your just a stupid muthafucka, that craves attention on a porn board. I want to believe in you , but your stupidity on BGOL is making me doubt. Please make me a believer again......Oh and Im counting down. SO lets see you work your magic.
Yours Truely
Bruh Grizz
Is it okay to call you YAhWeh, Well I have this problem. I want to die, Can u Please Kill me. Can you make it that I have a massive heart attack or a burgler kills me in a botched robbery. I need to know if you are real or if your just a stupid muthafucka, that craves attention on a porn board. I want to believe in you , but your stupidity on BGOL is making me doubt. Please make me a believer again......Oh and Im counting down. SO lets see you work your magic.
Yours Truely
Bruh Grizz
You got my t-shirt yet bitch!
Broiled salmon with rice!!!
Broiled salmon with rice!!!
You know I have blessed you immensely. You must value the life I gave you and discover the purpose behind it.
Do not think that your blatant disrespect toward the Lord went unnoticed, my child. I am a loving and forgiving God, but you must change your ways and repent in the deepest of manners.
Christmas is about hitting the nearest bar and taking home whatever poor wench doesn't have an an accepting family. In that spirit THIS is christmas REAL enemy
Yahweh, please put me out my misery..I beg of you , if you are the king of all kings, bless me with my wish. If u cant bless me, then your wasting your time.
You don't mean it. Even if you did, I have already decided your time and manner of exit.
Nigga does a fat kid love cake....I want u to kill me now lord....Make me one your angels, so i may fight the fight amongst the spirits.....
or if u cant do it...then stop acting you god, you lonely old cum fart ass nigga.....
shut yo fruity ass up...I bet this you huh.......
Shut up and buy me a drink
To me it's XmaX Season, because people and stores these days all they worry about is presents and money.
It should be, no matter your thoughts on religion, a time for charity, a time to be with loved ones and a time share your love. A time to renew a comittent to those ideas.
AND a time to remember our soliders far from home and family.
It should be, no matter your thoughts on religion, a time for charity, a time to be with loved ones and a time share your love. A time to renew a comittent to those ideas.
AND a time to remember our soliders far from home and family.
You seem to have a heart cuz. I mean you came out of semi lurkdome for this so...
Don't take this shit that serious man.
Not in this thread and not from this dude. He is trying his best to be the new Blunt, but he ain't got it in him. Everything you said is true though.
Commentary: You can't take Christ out of Christmas
By Roland S. Martin
CNN contributor
(CNN) -- This whole push to remove Christ from the Christmas season has gotten so ridiculous that it's pathetic.
Because of all the politically correct idiots, we are being encouraged to stop saying "Merry Christmas" for the more palatable "Happy Holidays." What the heck are "Seasons Greetings"? Can someone tell me what season we are greeting folks about? A Christmas tree? Oh, no! It's now a holiday tree. Any Christmas song that even remotely mentions Christ or has a religious undertone is being axed for being overtly religious. And I'm sorry, forget X-M-A-S. Malcolm X? Yes. X replacing Christ? No.
Don't get me wrong; I'm very respectful of other religions. I don't want anyone to be afraid of discussing the Jewish faith when we address Hanukkah. And we shouldn't dismiss Muslims when the annual pilgrimage to Mecca is held during December. In fact, Americans are so ignorant of other faiths that we can all learn from one another.
But this seeming backlash against Christianity is bordering on the absurd, and we should continue to remember that Jesus is the reason for the season.
I know that may sound strident, but it's true. We spend an inordinate amount of time focused on shopping and buying gifts, but really, what does any of this have to do with the birth of Jesus? We have families all over the nation killing themselves to buy a tree they can't afford, running up their credit to buy toys and other gifts, all in an effort to make someone else happy.
What if families decided to forgo gifts, and instead, used their shopping days giving back to those in need? What if more of us went into our closets, grabbed old toys and clothes, repackaged them, and provided them as gifts to those without? Instead of gorging on food, what if we used some of the dough to feed those who are in need? What if we blew off those gift cards to electronic retailers and signed up with Networkforgood.org, and gave someone a gift card to their favorite charity?
Sure, I know I sound like a reincarnation of a flower child, but really, do we have to be so crass during the Christmas season?
Its time that we return to traditional values, and end this ridiculous charade. It's important that we take a fuller account of WHY we celebrate Christmas, as opposed to falling for the barrage of ads that tell us what is most important.
Parents, don't be so consumed with the notion that your children will have a terrible Christmas because the tree isn't overflowing with gifts. The true love that you show them is more important than anything else.
America might be the king of capitalism, but secularism must never become so prevalent that our religious traditions are discarded.
By Roland S. Martin
CNN contributor
(CNN) -- This whole push to remove Christ from the Christmas season has gotten so ridiculous that it's pathetic.
Because of all the politically correct idiots, we are being encouraged to stop saying "Merry Christmas" for the more palatable "Happy Holidays." What the heck are "Seasons Greetings"? Can someone tell me what season we are greeting folks about? A Christmas tree? Oh, no! It's now a holiday tree. Any Christmas song that even remotely mentions Christ or has a religious undertone is being axed for being overtly religious. And I'm sorry, forget X-M-A-S. Malcolm X? Yes. X replacing Christ? No.
Don't get me wrong; I'm very respectful of other religions. I don't want anyone to be afraid of discussing the Jewish faith when we address Hanukkah. And we shouldn't dismiss Muslims when the annual pilgrimage to Mecca is held during December. In fact, Americans are so ignorant of other faiths that we can all learn from one another.
But this seeming backlash against Christianity is bordering on the absurd, and we should continue to remember that Jesus is the reason for the season.
I know that may sound strident, but it's true. We spend an inordinate amount of time focused on shopping and buying gifts, but really, what does any of this have to do with the birth of Jesus? We have families all over the nation killing themselves to buy a tree they can't afford, running up their credit to buy toys and other gifts, all in an effort to make someone else happy.
What if families decided to forgo gifts, and instead, used their shopping days giving back to those in need? What if more of us went into our closets, grabbed old toys and clothes, repackaged them, and provided them as gifts to those without? Instead of gorging on food, what if we used some of the dough to feed those who are in need? What if we blew off those gift cards to electronic retailers and signed up with Networkforgood.org, and gave someone a gift card to their favorite charity?
Sure, I know I sound like a reincarnation of a flower child, but really, do we have to be so crass during the Christmas season?
Its time that we return to traditional values, and end this ridiculous charade. It's important that we take a fuller account of WHY we celebrate Christmas, as opposed to falling for the barrage of ads that tell us what is most important.
Parents, don't be so consumed with the notion that your children will have a terrible Christmas because the tree isn't overflowing with gifts. The true love that you show them is more important than anything else.
America might be the king of capitalism, but secularism must never become so prevalent that our religious traditions are discarded.
soooo...who is deep frying a turkey for x mas?!
Sadly, the people lack heart.
Spilled my drink all over my desk because of this shit.
Because of your defiance of the Lord.
merry christmas yahweh
Yes, yes...bless thou Yahweh on tomorrow. We art enthralled in a vicious battle for 364 days of the year, but I wilst abandon my battle for the "celebrated" sacred day of the true lord!!! Art thou in agreement?
You telling us you want a fucking nativity scene on the banner of a porn board?
GTFOH!!!!!
Yeah, put the Baby Jesus right next to them nut guzzling hoes up in the banner. I think that will convey your feelings.
Got him!!! The Almighty knocked over that motherfucker's drink, that'll learn him...TheDynasty used to fucking hate me
Happy Holidays