Scenario: How would you handle this situation?

[geechiedan]

You meet a girl at a supermarket. She real cute, nice tight body and is witty..makes good small talk.

You two flirt heavily while shopping and it becomes apparent that a jump off might happen.

Leaving the market she's about to go to the bus stop and you offer her a ride. More flirting and small talk and soon you're back at her house.

20 minutes later you two are fucking and sucking like you've known each other since highschool. After sucking on that clit like a champ you strap up and hit it like a fuck machine.

Later..she's sleeping it off and you're feeling proud. You go to the bathroom for a leak and while washing your hands you get curious and open her medicine cabinet and see a bottle of Valtrex there.

How do you handle it?

 

[Steelwill2006]

First of all if you contract a disease from indulging in oral sex with a woman you just met 20 mins ago then you deserve every STD known to man. What can you do in that situation except pray that your body can fight that shit off.

 

[geechiedan]

a condom isn't 100% in protection against herpes...

 

[oggeenice]

a condom isn't 100% in protection against herpes...

But putting your mouth on unknown pussy is?

 

[Steelwill2006]

But putting your mouth on unknown pussy is?

DING DING DING!!!

 

[I.F. UCKEDYABITCH]

First of all if you contract a disease from indulging in oral sex with a woman you just met 20 mins ago then you deserve every STD known to man. What can you do in that situation except pray that your body can fight that shit off.

PREACH!

 

[geechiedan]

But putting your mouth on unknown pussy is?

now i never said that...

 

[geechiedan]

anyone ever use a dental dam?

 

[mr_mantel_216]

First of all if you contract a disease from indulging in oral sex with a woman you just met 20 mins ago then you deserve every STD known to man.

Main point right here!!!

C'mon man Hope you aint caught nothing...

 

[primal.primus]

okay so u had sex with an EASY broad u just met...but to go down and suck...im not one to judge but thats just dumb...plain dumb.

....do some quick searching on google and see if u can take some pills to help you overcome the onslaught.

 

[SWATLANTA]

anyone ever use a dental dam?

You never mentioned a dental damn !!
Somebodies....

 

[I.F. UCKEDYABITCH]

now i never said that...

YEAH YOU DID!

ORIGINALLY POSTED BY THE DUDE SOON TO HAVE MOUTH HERPS

20 minutes later you two are fucking and sucking like you've known each other since highschool. After sucking on that clit like a champ you strap up and hit it like a fuck machine.

AT THE GEECH TRYING TO SAVE FACE. PUN INTENDED

 

[El Guapo]

 

[Steelwill2006]

YEAH YOU DID!



AT THE GEECH TRYING TO SAVE FACE. PUN INTENDED

I thought this story was actually about something he did but blew it off as being a hypothetical question. But he keeps adding shit to the story so I dunno what to believe.

 

[dHustla]

*pats geech on shoulder*
*Looking down and shaking head*....says, "You'll be aight"

 

[geechiedan]

YEAH YOU DID!



AT THE GEECH TRYING TO SAVE FACE. PUN INTENDED

he's saying that i'm implying that unprotected oral sex isn;t risky..

in the story all i'm doing is decribing what happened..no judgements or conclusions

 

[YoungSinister]

 

[hanginbals]

First of all if you contract a disease from indulging in oral sex with a woman you just met 20 mins ago then you deserve every STD known to man. What can you do in that situation except pray that your body can fight that shit off.

Truth!!!

 

[rerun run]

 

[DAHITMAN]

thats fucked up, go see a doctor.

 

[kotf]

You fucked up man!

Your going to DIE

 

[AtlSportsFan]

You meet a girl at a supermarket. She real cute, nice tight body and is witty..makes good small talk.

You two flirt heavily while shopping and it becomes apparent that a jump off might happen.

Leaving the market she's about to go to the bus stop and you offer her a ride. More flirting and small talk and soon you're back at her house.

20 minutes later you two are fucking and sucking like you've known each other since highschool. After sucking on that clit like a champ you strap up and hit it like a fuck machine.

Later..she's sleeping it off and you're feeling proud. You go to the bathroom for a leak and while washing your hands you get curious and open her medicine cabinet and see a bottle of Valtrex there.

How do you handle it?

You licked her CLIT!

You have HERPES-MOUTH!

And brushing & flossing won't HELP!

Stop dating BLACK WOMEN NOW!

I don't want your filthy ass infecting the pool of available BLACK WOMEN!

Go to a HERPES COLONY (i.e. modern-day leper colony), and live for the rest of your NATURAL LIFE!

Filthy, nasty-pussy-eatin' mofo!

Haven't you LEARNED BY NOW; that if the PUSSY IS TOO EASY, THERE MUST BE A CATCH (i.e. lifelong infection)!

 

[I.F. UCKEDYABITCH]

You licked her CLIT!

You have HERPES-MOUTH!

And brushing & flossing won't HELP!

Stop dating BLACK WOMEN NOW!

I don't want your filthy ass infecting the pool of available BLACK WOMEN!

Go to a HERPES COLONY (i.e. modern-day leper colony), and live for the rest of your NATURAL LIFE!

Filthy, nasty-pussy-eatin' mofo!

Haven't you LEARNED BY NOW; that if the PUSSY IS TOO EASY, THERE MUST BE A CATCH (i.e. lifelong infection)!

 

[bgbtylvr]

So, what else did you pick up at the supermarket?

 

[Mello Mello]

You licked her CLIT!

You have HERPES-MOUTH!

And brushing & flossing won't HELP!

Stop dating BLACK WOMEN NOW!

I don't want your filthy ass infecting the pool of available BLACK WOMEN!

Go to a HERPES COLONY (i.e. modern-day leper colony), and live for the rest of your NATURAL LIFE!

Filthy, nasty-pussy-eatin' mofo!

Haven't you LEARNED BY NOW; that if the PUSSY IS TOO EASY, THERE MUST BE A CATCH (i.e. lifelong infection)!

 

[Duffle_Bag]

Damn, you're gonna be looking like T.I. in no time.

 

[CHEF!]

"...3 days later, go see the doctorrrrrrr..."

 

[AristotlesOwn]

anyone ever use a dental dam?

If you know you're gonna lick strange pussy, you better have a few of these in your possession.

 

[djkidrich]

It's all good man, get your ass back over there and steal that chick's bottle of Valtrex, you will be needing it

Now that you got clowned real talk bro,
You most likely didn't catch anything Herpes wise, I'm sure you inspected the vagina before putting your face down there (hopefully). I mean I'm sure if there were any open sores you would have tasted the puss and blood (hopefully) or felt the crater created by the outbreak with your tongue (hopefully). You still can catch Herpes if there are no sores present but the chances are slimmer. I'm routing for you man, gone are the days of the casual jump off without parting gifts...

 

[SWATLANTA]

 

[doggmd]

I'd take two of the Valtrex right then and take the rest later and hope for the best.

 

[Mad Genius]

Man...I hope you don't have the "aids". Peter Griffin has a song for you.

[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/r5sDtRfgr_w&rel=1[/FLASH]

 

[geist]

You should've known you'd get clowned for this one.

For real: Red flag one was, she went to the bus stop. I would've kept on driving.

Stock up on some Blistex, just in case. And pray, ain't nothing you can do now, but hope she wasn't in a contagious stage.

 

[Icekold]

Man...I hope you don't have the "aids". Peter Griffin has a song for you.

[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/r5sDtRfgr_w&rel=1[/FLASH]

OOH SHIT!!

 

[djdez]

anyone ever use a dental dam?

The clinic gives them shits out for FREE in Decatur... don't think that you are just gonna use it and its gonna be all good, you have to PRACTICE with that dental dam...takes a little time to get used to... but once you learn how to use dental dam, you'll NEVER look back...