UPDATE: Donald Trump Takes Office as the 47th US President
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Right on. These people have no shame but we already knew that. The spin move to Biden is crazy
LOOK MAGA, I’M JUST GONNA TELL IT LIKE IT IS, OK? MOST SNAP RECIPIENTS - THEY’RE IN RED STATES! AND YOUR DEAR LEADER? THE GUY YOU'VE DONATED HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS TO? HOW DOES HE REPAY YOU? BY HOLDING YOUR SNAP BENEFITS FOR RANSOM! NOW YOUR EBT CARD’S MAXED OUT. YOUR FRIDGE IS EMPTY. YOUR KIDS ARE HUNGRY AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO TURN INTO A PANICAN! AND FOR WHAT? BECAUSE YOUR MAGA MESSIAH DOESN’T CARE IF YOUR FAMILY STARVES AS LONG AS A DEMOCRAT STARVES WITH YOU! YOU’RE NOT PATRIOTS, YOU’RE PAWNS! DISPOSABLE! THE LUNCH MEAT IN HIS REVENGE SANDWICH TO BE CHEWED UP, SPIT OUT, AND LEFT TO ROT ON THE CURB. SAD!
BUT I’M A FEEDER, NOT A FIGHTER, FOLKS! THAT'S WHY I'M OPENING A FOOD BANK. I'M CALLING IT "GAVIN'S BIG, BEAUTIFUL BUFFET!" I HATE TO BE BRAGGADOCIOUS BUT MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT'S GOING TO BE EVEN BIGGER THAN TRUMP'S TREMENDOUS CANKLES! I'VE BUILT A GREAT WALL, AND NOBODY BUILDS WALLS BETTER THAN ME, BELIEVE ME. A GREAT, GREAT WALL OF THE BEST CANNED FOODS. AND WE’RE GOING TO EAT. WE’RE GOING TO EAT SO MUCH, YOU’RE GOING TO BE SO SICK AND TIRED OF EATING, YOU’RE GOING TO COME TO ME AND GO "PLEASE, PLEASE, WE CAN’T EAT ANYMORE!" YOU’LL SAY "PLEASE, MR. GOVERNOR, WE BEG YOU SIR, WE DON’T WANT TO EAT ANYMORE. IT’S TOO MUCH. AND I’M GOING TO SAY "I’M SORRY, BUT WE’RE GOING TO KEEP EATING, EATING, EATING AND WE’RE NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL WE MAKE AMERICA FULL AGAIN! TY FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS PLATTER. - GCN
BUT I’M A FEEDER, NOT A FIGHTER, FOLKS! THAT'S WHY I'M OPENING A FOOD BANK. I'M CALLING IT "GAVIN'S BIG, BEAUTIFUL BUFFET!" I HATE TO BE BRAGGADOCIOUS BUT MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT'S GOING TO BE EVEN BIGGER THAN TRUMP'S TREMENDOUS CANKLES! I'VE BUILT A GREAT WALL, AND NOBODY BUILDS WALLS BETTER THAN ME, BELIEVE ME. A GREAT, GREAT WALL OF THE BEST CANNED FOODS. AND WE’RE GOING TO EAT. WE’RE GOING TO EAT SO MUCH, YOU’RE GOING TO BE SO SICK AND TIRED OF EATING, YOU’RE GOING TO COME TO ME AND GO "PLEASE, PLEASE, WE CAN’T EAT ANYMORE!" YOU’LL SAY "PLEASE, MR. GOVERNOR, WE BEG YOU SIR, WE DON’T WANT TO EAT ANYMORE. IT’S TOO MUCH. AND I’M GOING TO SAY "I’M SORRY, BUT WE’RE GOING TO KEEP EATING, EATING, EATING AND WE’RE NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL WE MAKE AMERICA FULL AGAIN! TY FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS PLATTER. - GCN
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