UPDATE: Donald Trump Takes Office as the 47th US President

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Democrats might be one vote away from a House Majority soon.

 

Democratic members of congress are going to need their own private security service soon. That would actually be a great come up for someone. Providing a security detail for strictly DEMOCRATIC members of congress. Republicans don't need any, they should already have guns... :hmm: :rolleyes2:
 

Rockaway Primetime Reporting

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GERIATRIC McCANKLES DROPPED A YUUGE DISGUSTING LOAD FROM HIS DEPENDS FOR NO KINGS DAY THIS WEEK - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, FOLKS? HE WENT AFTER YOU, SO NOW I'M GOING AFTER HIM! TIME TO DROP THE BIG, BEAUTIFUL TRUTH BOMBS!
FACT! HE CALLS HIMSELF THE GREATEST DEALMAKER, BUT THE ONLY THINGS HE EVER CLOSES ARE HIS OWN BUSINESS VENTURES! EVERYTHING ENDS UP SHUT DOWN - TRUMP UNIVERSITY, TRUMP STEAKS, TRUMP AIRLINES - TOTAL CATASTROPHE! NOW HE EVEN HOLDS THE RECORD FOR MOST GOVT SHUTDOWNS IN HISTORY! EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES TURNS TO MASSIVE LOADS OF CRAP! TOTAL DISASTER!
FACT! HE TOLD 30,573 CONFIRMED LIES DURING HIS FIRST PRESIDENCY. THAT’S NOT A PRESIDENCY, THAT’S A PATHOLOGICAL CRY FOR PSYCHIATRIC INTERVENTION!
FACT! HE PRAISES WAR CRIMINALS AND DICTATORS AND FALLS IN LOVE WITH THEM. JUST ASK HIM ABOUT THE “BEAUTIFUL LOVE LETTERS” FROM KIM JONG UN THAT HE SWOONED OVER LIKE A SMITTEN SCHOOLGIRL WITH A CRUSH! DISGRACEFUL!
FACT! HE FORCED OUR MILITARY TO ROLL OUT A LITERAL RED CARPET FOR PUTIN - A WAR CRIMINAL WHO AIRS NUDE PHOTOS OF THE FIRST LADY ON RUSSIAN NATIONAL TV - AND THE COWARDLY TACO JUST LETS IT HAPPEN BECAUSE HE’S TOO WEAK AND TOO PATHETIC TO DEFEND HIS OWN WIFE’S HONOR! SAD! TY FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS COVFEFE. - GCN
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