9 points.
And why didn't you use your Catcher In The Rye login?
I didn't realize I accidentally used that one for the last story, KingCartman!
I bump your 21 Questions remix on repeat, though.
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I didn't realize I accidentally used that one for the last story, KingCartman!
I bump your 21 Questions remix on repeat, though.
I remember he did something similar a couple seasons ago and MPJ missed the shot.
#Growth
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I didn't realize I accidentally used that one for the last story, KingCartman!
I bump your 21 Questions remix on repeat, though.
If Steph was LeBron's complexion jondoe and jawnswoop would be dying laughing right now. That's why God made him fair. So we know not to be too hard on him. He's one of the "good ones".
I was watching footballWhy aren't @therealjondoe and @jawnswoop laughing at the Warriors getting blown out by the Raptors the way they laughed at the Lakers the other day? Steph only had 9 points @Amajorfucup. And why no comment on the Lakers today? LeBron haters are always disingenuous and show grace to light skin and whiteness.
I was watching football
Like I said, ALL MJ stans are liars and disingenuous people. You could've commented after the game. The bottom line is you've openly rooted for the Dubs in the Finals before. You're not gonna celebrate one of your teams losing. But the second LA hits a rough patch, you find time. We need more real NBA fans on this board and not just LeBron haters that lie every three seconds and root for players just for being White (Jacquez) or light skin (Wemby, Steph, Hali, etc.).
NBA Twitter is different from BGOL. Everyone gets clowned. BGOL shows favoritism to players and doesn't paint a full picture.
I didn't see anything about the warriors game other than the curry stat posted earlierLike I said, ALL MJ stans are liars and disingenuous people. You could've commented after the game. The bottom line is you've openly rooted for the Dubs in the Finals before. You're not gonna celebrate one of your teams losing. But the second LA hits a rough patch, you find time. We need more real NBA fans on this board and not just LeBron haters that lie every three seconds and root for players just for being White (Jacquez) or light skin (Wemby, Steph, Hali, etc.).
NBA Twitter is different from BGOL. Everyone gets clowned. BGOL shows favoritism to players and doesn't paint a full picture.
More lies. Just don't comment on Lakers losses anymore, just focus on the Heat. This thread would be so much better without all the Golden State dick sucking. The only player y'all will troll is the oldest player in the league. Pretty sad.
He broke his neck plus years of steroid use so he looks all fucked up.Kurt look like he's been kicking with Dr Jinx a little too much...
"I was watching football"
"Liar!"
"I didn't see anything about the warriors game"
"More lies"
He is lying like he's lied about being some diehard Heat fan. When the Heat dumped Wade and sucked those few years in the 2010's he stopped repping them and openly became a Steph Dubs fan on this board. Hence the posts I lifted. It wasn't til they got Butler in free agency he started caring about the Heat again. Heat fans are notorious bandwagoners who are known to celebrate players who never played for their franchise more than the ones who did. Miami isn't a real sports town.
Having a bunch of LeBron haters that can't escape their biases weakens the discussion in here. What makes NBA Twitter superior is they don't play favorites. If you ball they acknowledge it, if you sucked, you get clowned. In here, if you root for another squad but find time to comment on the Lakers losing but quiet as a church mouse after games like last night, the agenda is clear. Just don't pretend like you're some serious NBA fan.
INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY CLASSROOM - DAY
The classroom buzzes with chatter as students settle into their seats. Stan sits at his desk, looking over some homework, when Cartman approaches, still wearing his LeBron James jersey.
CARTMAN (smirking) Hey, Stan! Ready to talk about the game last night? LeBron totally dominated! It was like watching a basketball god in action.
STAN (nonchalant) Nah, dude. I was watching football. Got no time for basketball every night.
CARTMAN (disbelieving) Football? Are you kidding me? You missed a historic performance! LeBron had, like, a triple-double. It was insane!
STAN (annoyed) I don't care, Cartman. I'm into football right now. Get over it.
CARTMAN (grinning) Oh, I'll get over it, all right. But first, let me share something with you.
Cartman reaches into his backpack and pulls out a worn-out journal.
STAN (confused) What's that?
CARTMAN (smug) This, my friend, is the "Stan Loves the Warriors" journal. I've been keeping track of every time you said something positive about those losers.
STAN (irritated) Seriously, Cartman? A journal?
CARTMAN (reads from the journal) "October 3rd, 2023: Stan said, 'Golden State has the best shooters in the league.' And let's not forget, 'Steph Curry's three-pointers are like magic.'"
STAN (rolls eyes) You've got to be kidding me.
CARTMAN (grinning) Oh, it gets better. I've got pages and pages of your Warriors love. You can't escape it!
STAN (dismissive) Whatever, dude. Enjoy your journal.
CARTMAN (leaving) I will. And I'll be sure to share it with everyone at the LeBron fan club meeting tonight.
Cartman exits the classroom, leaving Stan and the other boys bewildered.
KYLE (worried) Dude, Cartman's obsession has reached a whole new level. Maybe he needs some kind of help.
KENNY (muffled) (mumbles)
STAN (shaking his head) Yeah, he's definitely lost it. Let's just hope he doesn't start a Warriors intervention or something.
The boys exchange concerned glances as the bell rings, signaling the start of another day in South Park.
The classroom buzzes with chatter as students settle into their seats. Stan sits at his desk, looking over some homework, when Cartman approaches, still wearing his LeBron James jersey.
CARTMAN (smirking) Hey, Stan! Ready to talk about the game last night? LeBron totally dominated! It was like watching a basketball god in action.
STAN (nonchalant) Nah, dude. I was watching football. Got no time for basketball every night.
CARTMAN (disbelieving) Football? Are you kidding me? You missed a historic performance! LeBron had, like, a triple-double. It was insane!
STAN (annoyed) I don't care, Cartman. I'm into football right now. Get over it.
CARTMAN (grinning) Oh, I'll get over it, all right. But first, let me share something with you.
Cartman reaches into his backpack and pulls out a worn-out journal.
STAN (confused) What's that?
CARTMAN (smug) This, my friend, is the "Stan Loves the Warriors" journal. I've been keeping track of every time you said something positive about those losers.
STAN (irritated) Seriously, Cartman? A journal?
CARTMAN (reads from the journal) "October 3rd, 2023: Stan said, 'Golden State has the best shooters in the league.' And let's not forget, 'Steph Curry's three-pointers are like magic.'"
STAN (rolls eyes) You've got to be kidding me.
CARTMAN (grinning) Oh, it gets better. I've got pages and pages of your Warriors love. You can't escape it!
STAN (dismissive) Whatever, dude. Enjoy your journal.
CARTMAN (leaving) I will. And I'll be sure to share it with everyone at the LeBron fan club meeting tonight.
Cartman exits the classroom, leaving Stan and the other boys bewildered.
KYLE (worried) Dude, Cartman's obsession has reached a whole new level. Maybe he needs some kind of help.
KENNY (muffled) (mumbles)
STAN (shaking his head) Yeah, he's definitely lost it. Let's just hope he doesn't start a Warriors intervention or something.
The boys exchange concerned glances as the bell rings, signaling the start of another day in South Park.
White man, nobody cares about your corny dry humor. You have multiple logins on a porn board. Nothing screams loser more than that. Since you writing BS, let me spam some truth...
I guess everybody gotta post about your baby daddy every chance they get like people don't have other shit to do......Why aren't @therealjondoe and @jawnswoop laughing at the Warriors getting blown out by the Raptors the way they laughed at the Lakers the other day? Steph only had 9 points @Amajorfucup. And why no comment on the Lakers today? LeBron haters are always disingenuous and show grace to light skin and whiteness.
I guess everybody gotta post about your baby daddy every chance they get like people don't have other shit to do......
But Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant dickrider, when he loses you don't hesitate to post about em.
You think if you don't mention the wins and be hush hush about performances like last night we can't see with our own eyes this nigga is 100 times better than that stupid nigga that got on that helicopter that you look up to? You think we don't remember how trash MJ was as a Wizard? We do dummy. LeBron is whooping them bald headed niggas asses in the eye ball test!!!You took your Eagles shit out of your avi.
Mofos fair weather as shit on this board tryna clown teams that have actually won something.
White man, nobody cares about your corny dry humor. You have multiple logins on a porn board. Nothing screams loser more than that. Since you writing BS, let me spam some truth...
Simple question. How many rings did Jordan win without Pippen?
All the credit. None of the criticism. Best point guard ever. Blame Kerr.Why aren't @therealjondoe and @jawnswoop laughing at the Warriors getting blown out by the Raptors the way they laughed at the Lakers the other day? Steph only had 9 points @Amajorfucup. And why no comment on the Lakers today? LeBron haters are always disingenuous and show grace to light skin and whiteness.
Damn, you big mad, I'm a philadelphia fan dickhead, so if you forgotten, I cheer for the eagles, sixers and phillies. I don't even dickride like you do about ya baby daddy because as soon as he retires who you gonna change ya profile pic to?But Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant dickrider, when he loses you don't hesitate to post about em.
You took your Eagles shit out of your avi.
You really mad because people don't be hype as shit like you do about ya baby daddy.
But since you want to talk about this shit, them lakers still at the bottom where nobody can see em, so wake me up when they finally get out of the cave.
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Fuck rings. How many playoffs games? 1 out of 10. Dude never had a winning season without Pip. When you actually look at real articles of the Bulls and how they were covered before LeBron emerged, one can see why Scottie feels wronged. He's been diminished greatly over time to prop up Michael.
Your baby daddy shouldn't have put his daughter on that helicopter. He was a shitty husband and father for that.
LeBron is the most popular player in the NBA and is trending as we speak. Calling him "my baby daddy" on a board that has 5 people posting bout the NBA that are all Kobe and Jordan dickriders only highlights how out of touch you are. He's literally the only player that can have big games that yall go out of your way to ignore as if that's gonna make us think Kobrapist and Jorgambler is on his level.
They literally took their Jordan dick riding talking points and tactics and applied them to Steph. That's how I know all the Dubs fans on this board are just Mike's old fans. They even use the lazy ass rings argument for Steph.
This mother fucker slow
I was watching the Bills Dolphins game last night.
Didn't see much nba
Is steph not the goat shooter of all time or did that change this year?
I saw the tweet about the LeBron dunk on pg but didn't post it because I knew you would
Jaquez white now?
I was watching the Bills Dolphins game last night.
Didn't see much nba
Is steph not the goat shooter of all time or did that change this year?
I saw the tweet about the LeBron dunk on pg but didn't post it because I knew you would
Jaquez white now?
More lies. Miami Heat fans worst in the league. Dickeat their white executive and not the players. Lionize coons and give players props just for being white. No Black man can get a viral clip of hitting a routine fade away on the GOAT. Of course Jaquez is white mutha fucka. Are you saying he's Black?
At least you admit youre a bigger NFL fan than NBA. Most casuals are. They don't love this game like they love football.
He don't realize it be too much on sunday to be able to catch all that shit and people have shit to do especially with the game being late as fuck because not everybody be posting on this board everyday at midnight.
Also, he's doing the same shit he's accusing us about when it comes to his baby daddy like steph isn't the greatest shooter of all time shooter or have the same amount of rings like lebron and never had to play in the bubble or that funky ass play-in tournament.
Yeah, they love to over hype that dunk that he does every once in a while.
Also, dude seems to be a closet racist.,
lol why is Ben Simmons there
He's an NBA model for the team!
Steph scored 9 points and his team got blown out. If that were The GOAT both of you MJ dickeaters would've posted about it. The agenda is clear. Y'all not real NBA fans. NFL fans that hate the sports greatest player and promote subtle colorism don't count.
Her, the rambis idiots and Kobes best friend are going to give me a heartache. I hate that group of nepotism babies with a passion.
Her father gotta be rolling in his grave..
Routine fadaway by a rookie on the goat in front of his hometown and the crowd was cheering his name.More lies. Miami Heat fans worst in the league. Dickeat their white executive and not the players. Lionize coons and give players props just for being white. No Black man can get a viral clip of hitting a routine fade away on the GOAT. Of course Jaquez is white mutha fucka. Are you saying he's Black?
At least you admit youre a bigger NFL fan than NBA. Most casuals are. They don't love this game like they love football.
Why do you disrespect slow people with such a comparison?
Cut the shit dude. White sports fans are still bitter that they don't have a lot of representation in the NBA and resent today's Black player salaries and control so white sports fans have always celebrated and overrated white NBA players who have success against the GOAT, being that he's the best Black American player and plays with that "athletic arrogance" white athletes don't typically possess.
Most white sports fans take racial and ethnic pride in seeing white NBA players and those who can pass for such, 1 up LeBron on the court. It's no different than white sports fans wanting to see a white boxer specifically knock Jack Johnson out in the early 1900's. Seeing a Black one is cool, but it ain't the same. Well, ain't shit changed, that's still the theme of major sports in the US, the great white hope beats the nigga! You yourself were still bigging JJ Barea up a few months back off averaging 5 points a game in the 2011 Finals against "your" Heat and "shutting down LeBron" rofl. Trust me the white tech geeks who create those NBA clips arent dumb and know what their majority white social media audience wants to see.
Conversely, if the Thompson twin who is a rookie on the Pistons, hits that same shot on The GOAT, no one will tweet a highlight for it since he's Black, and white sports fans can't see themselves in Black players like they do the Euros and white passing players.
We've never seen white fans get hype off a white player "schooling" the oldest player in the league before tho. And we never will see that again. You guys look at LeBron as super nigga and don't go at other players like this.
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