Who else in church right now?

[cashwhisperer]

This nigga preaching too long

 

[Database Error]

That's what you get. I'm chilling comfortably at home. Fuck the baby Jesus. Sitting here watching American dad.

 

[yaBoi]

Stopped going years ago..

 

[World B Free]

Don't forget to stay for this chick or you'll get nun of her pussy.......

 

[Non-StopJFK2TAB]

Stopped going years ago..

I only go to be around black people. A good church on a Sunday morning can make me feel like I’m back home. Other than that, God gonna let 15000 Palestinian babies get killed like that? He ain’t lift a finger for his only son. Par for course for that bit..

 

[doe moe]

 

[doe moe]

 

[doe moe]

 

[yureeka9]

This is how they're gettin down in church!

 

[havelcok]

Was just there
My wife ours catholic
The best thing about them is the our services are 30 to 60 minutes long

 

[OUT THARE]

 

[OUT THARE]

 

[playahaitian]

Was just there
My wife ours catholic
The best thing about them is the our services are 30 to 60 minutes long

God's plan

 

[Darkness's]

That's what you get. I'm chilling comfortably at home. Fuck the baby Jesus. Sitting here watching American dad.

 

[cashwhisperer]

Take her to Piccadilly to get takeout back to the house

 

[ZuluSam]

I’m in church now nicca. A champagne cocktail in one hand and a pipe loaded with Girl Scout Cookies in the other. Church taking me straight to heaven. Peace and goodwill to you niccas. And y’all need it too, sitting up in church browsing a porn board ass nicca. Whole church about to get struck with lightning. LOL

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

 

[godofwine]

Church? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit. Couldn't be me.

I get two days off a week and I'm not going to waste it in somebody's Church Reading from a 2000 year old book I don't believe in. But do you homie

 

[killagram]

This nigga preaching too long

He's Prolly a fag...or whoremonga..like td Jake's dem...brah

 

[killagram]

I like dat shid..brah

 

[killagram]

Yessa...desecration at its finest..brah

 

[cashwhisperer]

Church? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit. Couldn't be me.

I get two days off a week and I'm not going to waste it in somebody's Church Reading from a 2000 year old book I don't believe in. But do you homie

Bruh I'm home for the holidays. Otherwise I wouldn't have gone.

The dude preaching went into talking about Black Panther and Wakanda and shit, but he wrapped it up by 11:30. I survived.

 

[Z MONSTER]

This is how they're gettin down in church!

Man, this world is going to hell in a handbasket.

 

[godofwine]

When I said fuck Church I'm not sure this is exactly what I meant, but fuck it. x marks the spot

Oh, that's a cross

 

[playahaitian]

I like dat shid..brah

That girl got identified and they unleashed unholy hell upon bruh.

Real talk

 

[playahaitian]

Man, this world is going to hell in a handbasket.

I got stories bro... used to work for the church

Woo boy I got stories

Ok maybe a quick one

Being offered a RIDICULOUS amount of money in the 90s as a young Playa to let a couple have sex in the church.

Could not do it.

 

[killagram]

That girl got identified and they unleashed unholy hell upon bruh.

Real talk

Huh brah...link?

 

[playahaitian]

Huh brah...link?

It's in my church thread somewhere

No Church in the Wild...

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

I got stories bro... used to work for the church

Woo boy I got stories

Ok maybe a quick one

Being offered a RIDICULOUS amount of money in the 90s as a young Playa to let a couple have sex in the church.

Could not do it.

Speak on it, Playa.

This is the best forum in the world.

We share the wild stories.

Thanks in advance. Ho, ho, ho.

 

[cashwhisperer]

This is how they're gettin down in church!

Man this shit wild!

 

[mcguyver]

I hope you’re talking about the church of Zod

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

I hope you’re talking about the church of Zod

 

[dbluesun]

I hope you’re talking about the church of Zod

should of told him Zod said wrap it up

 

[nawlinsn931]

You should've put your wife hand on your meat and gave her the look
You would've been outta there before you hit post thread

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

should of told him Zod said wrap it up

Zod does not promote the usage of contraception.