THE WRESTLING THREAD: BROCK LESNAR HAS ENTERED THE CHAT!!!
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Happy Birthday bruh. You share the day with my dad (RIP)....
Happy Birthday !
He would make an example out of her guaranteed.
Happy Birthday fam!
Regal about to get fired again with Vince officially back.
TK right on cue. He can't help himself. 
Some things Vince would say in his first meeting back ...Why is Bray Wyatt back and what the fuck is a Uncle Howdy?
What the fuck is Ricochet doing 20 minute matches? He's a jobber dammit. I want Theory squashing his ass immediately.
We're doing Brock/Roman for WrestleMania AGAIN.
What the fuck has Shawn Michaels done to my precious NXT 2.0? Get his ass out of here.
I thought I fired William Regal.
Why isn't Nikki A.S.H in her Superhero outfit?
Why would you get rid of the 24/7 title? We're bringing it back dammit.
Why is Bianca still the champion? We're putting the belt back on Becky.
There's too much wrestling on these shows. I want promos, promos, and more promos.
You brought back Hit-row? Why?
"This is good shit"
Why is Bray Wyatt back and what the fuck is a Uncle Howdy?
What the fuck is Ricochet doing 20 minute matches? He's a jobber dammit. I want Theory squashing his ass immediately.
We're doing Brock/Roman for WrestleMania AGAIN.
What the fuck has Shawn Michaels done to my precious NXT 2.0? Get his ass out of here.
I thought I fired William Regal.
Why isn't Nikki A.S.H in her Superhero outfit?
Why would you get rid of the 24/7 title? We're bringing it back dammit.
Why is Bianca still the champion? We're putting the belt back on Becky.
There's too much wrestling on these shows. I want promos, promos, and more promos.
You brought back Hit-row? Why?
Am I happy Vince is back from a creative standpoint. Absolutely fucking not. Does it make sense from a business standpoint....probably. He is the largest shareholder of the company. If they plan to sell the company, it impacts his pockets the most since he would be the beneficiary of the gain/loss per share. And as a publicly traded company he has to vote and approve. So it makes sense for him to want to be at the head of the table. It just is what it is there. That's like you owning 60% of a house and the other owners want to sell the house without you being involved in the asking price.
Best case scenario is he keeps his flimsy word and is only there to oversee media negotiations and selling the company, not to interfere with other people's jobs. That being said, I got my money on him being #30 in the Royal Rumble
Best case scenario is he keeps his flimsy word and is only there to oversee media negotiations and selling the company, not to interfere with other people's jobs. That being said, I got my money on him being #30 in the Royal Rumble
You on point with this one. Funny but sad. And probably true.
Why is Bray Wyatt back and what the fuck is a Uncle Howdy?
What the fuck is Ricochet doing 20 minute matches? He's a jobber dammit. I want Theory squashing his ass immediately.
We're doing Brock/Roman for WrestleMania AGAIN.
What the fuck has Shawn Michaels done to my precious NXT 2.0? Get his ass out of here.
I thought I fired William Regal.
Why isn't Nikki A.S.H in her Superhero outfit?
Why would you get rid of the 24/7 title? We're bringing it back dammit.
Why is Bianca still the champion? We're putting the belt back on Becky.
There's too much wrestling on these shows. I want promos, promos, and more promos.
You brought back Hit-row? Why?
Am I happy Vince is back from a creative standpoint. Absolutely fucking not. Does it make sense from a business standpoint....probably. He is the largest shareholder of the company. If they plan to sell the company, it impacts his pockets the most since he would be the beneficiary of the gain/loss per share. And as a publicly traded company he has to vote and approve. So it makes sense for him to want to be at the head of the table. It just is what it is there. That's like you owning 60% of a house and the other owners want to sell the house without you being involved in the asking price.
Best case scenario is he keeps his flimsy word and is only there to oversee media negotiations and selling the company, not to interfere with other people's jobs. That being said, I got my money on him being #30 in the Royal Rumble
you giving Vince too much credit
no one was talking about selling the WWE til he was rumored to come back
i never thought he would leave, he did and now he regrets it. He using the upcoming tv negotations to get his company back. I guess its his pergoative as the majority owner but this is not good for the WWE and wrestling in general (but might good for me giving additional free-time)
if/when he gets control of the company how long before he gets control of creative, development and tv product
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Cobb vs. Omega let's go!
If WWE gets sold to the Saudis it would be the end of WWE. Better hope Disney or somebody else steps up. Imagine WrestleMania in Saudi Arabia.
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Why is Bray Wyatt back and what the fuck is a Uncle Howdy?
What the fuck is Ricochet doing 20 minute matches? He's a jobber dammit. I want Theory squashing his ass immediately.
We're doing Brock/Roman for WrestleMania AGAIN.
What the fuck has Shawn Michaels done to my precious NXT 2.0? Get his ass out of here.
I thought I fired William Regal.
Why isn't Nikki A.S.H in her Superhero outfit?
Why would you get rid of the 24/7 title? We're bringing it back dammit.
Why is Bianca still the champion? We're putting the belt back on Becky.
There's too much wrestling on these shows. I want promos, promos, and more promos.
You brought back Hit-row? Why?
Also: "WHY ARE WWE SIGNED SUPERSTARS IN OTHER PROMOTIONS?!?!?!" Which I said should happen once Vince left!
Ya'll know good and well tonight's Smackdown will open with Vince's "No Chance.." theme playing..
Vince comes in the ring w/ a mic "So,as i was saying..."
Other than court related stuff, we what else he was working towards. We are definitely on the Road to WrestleMania. Who would have guess this would be the main angle.
Meant to add this. News and ass everywhere today.
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Ya'll know good and well tonight's Smackdown will open with Vince's "No Chance.." theme playing..
Vince comes in the ring w/ a mic "So,as i was saying..."
Nice. I would actually rock that shirt myself.
Vince buildeth therefore Vince destroyeth!!! Didn't he say that in his bringing back the NWO storyline!!??
That Charlotte Flair/ Sonia DeVille match was also trash. Both women were moving like they were in quicksand and any maneuver they performed lacked any kind of impact behind it. Stardom has really spoiled my ass. I can't go back to watching this weak shit on SmackDown.
The Good And Bad of Rampage And Battle Of The Belts ...
The Good
Top Flight vs. Jon Moxley And Bryan Danielson (Good match. Top Flight are like a tag team version of Will Ospreay. Physically gifted and fun to watch in the ring. They're everything Private Party was supposed to be. Mox and Danielson win this one but the future is bright for Top Flight. Hey that rhymed.)
Hangman promo
Britt Baker & Jamie Hayter vs The Renegades (This was Pretty good. Jamie is fantastic! Britt looked better and the Renegades have improved a lot. The match had nice fluidity to it which is what I like.)
House Of Black promo
Mike Bennett vs. Darby Allin (Darby always puts on entertaining matches and this one was no exception. Darby retains)
Jeff Jarrett & Jay Lethal vs The Acclaimed (This was a lot better than the match they had on Dynamite. A lot of shenanigans but a lot of fun too. Aubrey Edwards of all people comes out looking like a hero in this. The Acclimated retains.)
Skye Blue vs. Jade (A good Jade match. A lot of it had to do with how much Skye Blue has improved in the ring. She shined a lot here and that ending sequence was fantastic. Plus I am enjoying the story being told between Jade and Red Velvet. I wonder if the plan now is for Velvet to be the one to take the belt off of Jade and end her streak. Jade retains.)
Kip Sabian vs. Orange Cassidy (Very entertaining match which I didn't think was possible with Kip Sabian involved. The first time I've seen Cassidy work an entire match without doing any of his comedy shtick. 100% serious. Cassidy retains.)
The Bad
Prestin Vance in a meaningless squash.
Overall fun night of wrestling. Pretty much everything delivered tonight.
The Good
Top Flight vs. Jon Moxley And Bryan Danielson (Good match. Top Flight are like a tag team version of Will Ospreay. Physically gifted and fun to watch in the ring. They're everything Private Party was supposed to be. Mox and Danielson win this one but the future is bright for Top Flight. Hey that rhymed.)
Hangman promo
Britt Baker & Jamie Hayter vs The Renegades (This was Pretty good. Jamie is fantastic! Britt looked better and the Renegades have improved a lot. The match had nice fluidity to it which is what I like.)
House Of Black promo
Mike Bennett vs. Darby Allin (Darby always puts on entertaining matches and this one was no exception. Darby retains)
Jeff Jarrett & Jay Lethal vs The Acclaimed (This was a lot better than the match they had on Dynamite. A lot of shenanigans but a lot of fun too. Aubrey Edwards of all people comes out looking like a hero in this. The Acclimated retains.)
Skye Blue vs. Jade (A good Jade match. A lot of it had to do with how much Skye Blue has improved in the ring. She shined a lot here and that ending sequence was fantastic. Plus I am enjoying the story being told between Jade and Red Velvet. I wonder if the plan now is for Velvet to be the one to take the belt off of Jade and end her streak. Jade retains.)
Kip Sabian vs. Orange Cassidy (Very entertaining match which I didn't think was possible with Kip Sabian involved. The first time I've seen Cassidy work an entire match without doing any of his comedy shtick. 100% serious. Cassidy retains.)
The Bad
Prestin Vance in a meaningless squash.
Overall fun night of wrestling. Pretty much everything delivered tonight.
As mentioned in my good and bad of Rampage/Battle Of The Belts breakdown this was a superb ending sequence in the Jade/Skye Blue match.
Wow, Ospreay giving Jade and Skye Blue props for the ending sequence of their match. That's pretty high praise.
You know what would be funny and theoretically it would never happen but if Vince sold WWE to the Khan family. The going price for WWE is said to be around 4 to 5 billion dollars. The Khan family has a networth of $8 billion dollars so they do have the scratch to buy it if they wanted to. I can see Vince being petty like that and sell to them just to fuck over Stephanie and Triple H. I would be laughing my ass off if it ever went down like that.
The most likely scenario is it will be sold to Disney, NBC, Fox, or that Saudi company.
The most likely scenario is it will be sold to Disney, NBC, Fox, or that Saudi company.
Hell no! No blading on those pretty faces minus Ruby Soho.
Nope! Kanille is worse than Jade in the ring. For aesthetic visual purposes those two standing across from each other would look good but the match would be complete dog shit.