Co-worker hit me with this problem about his wife today. What would you tell him to do?

[55th View]

Went to lunch with my boy today. 2 kids and been married for 13 years. Long story short, his wife asked him to do anal on her and he's not into it AT ALL. Said he told her no, and that her response was that he's keeping her from something she desires. She said if he loves her, he'd do it to please her, even if he's not necessarily into it. All in all, it ended peacefully, but I told him that shit isn't over. I've never known her to cheat, but I can't see this ending well. He's so against it, he said he'd let her walk if she hits him w/ an ultimatum. How would you advise him in this situation - his unwillingness vs her sexual desires.

I personally think this shit is gonna surface in a way he's not prepared for down the line, but that's just my 0.02.

 

[Database Error]

I would tell him that he has to keep what goes on with him and his wife between him and his wife.

 

[REDLINE]

He's willing to walk\get divorced if she gives him an ultimatum about fucking her in her ass?

Are you sure that he gave you the right version of the story and she didn't wanna fuck him in his ass?

 

[Dr. Truth]

I’ve had two jump offs beg for anal. I’m also not into it and feel what he’s saying. It’s gross and nothing sexy especially with a fat pussy sitting under the asshole. I want the labia meat not a balloon knot. Now if she wants her asshole licked fine but I’m not going inside

 

[stizz3000]

I’ve had two jump offs beg for anal. I’m also not into it and feel what he’s saying. It’s gross and nothing sexy especially with a fat pussy sitting under the asshole. I want the labia meat not a balloon knot. Now if she wants her asshole licked fine but I’m not going inside

 

[Soul On Ice]

2 pages

 

[ghoststrike]

I like his wife's determination.

Does his wife have a bubble butt?

 

[Amajorfucup]

I once had a girl complain to me that her husband refused to fuck her in her ass.. We discussed it more after i had fucked her in her ass.

 

[REDLINE]

Niggas talking about anal sex with wives while eating donuts on their morning breaks at work

 

[KunningLinguist]

I once had a girl complain to me that her husband refused to fuck her in her ass.. We discussed it more after i had fucked her in her ass.

Took 30 minutes for this post....
BGOL is slipping..

 

[Flawless]

Why don't you offer your services to the wife?

 

[Da Backshot Champ]

Wait, he aint fuck his bitch in the ass yet? How could she truly be his property?

Tell your boy to close his eyes, hold his breathe and enter that poopchute! God forbid she tell her male co-worker how her man aint into that. Well, we know the rest of that story. You know if he fuck her in the ass, he fucking the other holes she has too.

 

[PsiBorg]

If his wife is asking for it, she's going to end up getting it. Now he needs to know that it's going to get done... that goes without saying.

Either he's going to do it, or someone else is going to do it. Minus whale do it, and knock the bottom out of it.

Zod can be merciful... But, if she's putting him on spot about it... Zod's rod will be wrathful.

 

[Mr.Mojo]

Went to lunch with my boy today. 2 kids and been married for 13 years. Long story short, his wife asked him to do anal on her and he's not into it AT ALL.

He hath fallen short of the glory of zod..
Let him worship ..Jehovah then....

 

[Dannyblueyes]

"keeping her from something she desires?" That's not part of the marriage contract or vows, but I digress.

Tell her you desire a threesome with her and an escort. You fuck your wife's ass while she eats the escort's pussy.

Then when she freaks out at the idea finally have that long overdue conversation about sex. The one you should have had long before you got married.

IMO one of the biggest problems in most marriages is that couples almost never set ground rules for the bedroom or what happens when somebody inevitably violates them.

 

[West Endian]

Blasphemy!

 

[dbluesun]

instruct him that the clit nerve bundle ends at her ass
let him know he can goggle how to keep shit off his dick
do not tell him that that spot on the front of our dicks is the same

If his wife is asking for it, she's going to end up getting it. Now he needs to know that it's going to get done... that goes without saying.

Either he's going to do it, or someone else is going to do it. Minus whale do it, and knock the bottom out of it.

Zod can be merciful... But, if she's putting him on spot about it... Zod's rod will be wrathful.

"keeping her from something she desires?" That's not part of the marriage contract or vows, but I digress.

Tell her you desire a threesome with her and an escort. You fuck your wife's ass while she eats the escort's pussy.

Then when she freaks out at the idea finally have that long overdue conversation about sex. The one you should have had long before you got married.

IMO one of the biggest problems in most marriages is that couples almost never set ground rules for the bedroom or what happens when somebody inevitably violates them.

 

[Camille]

Tell him what yall tell women when yall want something we aren't down for: if he won't do it, another person will.



J/K I don't want to be responsible for when he kills his wife.

 

[November 17]

This is the best way to give a woman an orgasm

Surprisingly, not oral.

metro.co.uk

FiveThirtyEight has now turned that data into a handy chart, which shows exactly which sex acts are coming out on top (pun intended).

The data for men’s orgasms is on there, too, but given that men orgasm around 90% of the time regardless of type of sex, let’s just put that to one side.

To everyone’s shock and amazement, the number one sex act which reliably caused female orgasms was receiving anal sex, with 94% of women achieving orgasm when they partook in anal.

AKA the number one sex act men are always banging on about.

This is the best way to give a woman an orgasm

Surprisingly, not oral.

metro.co.uk

 

[DiGeneral]

You sure, hombre isn't trying to recruit you to DH?

 

[HellBoy]

13 years and he hasn't explored all her holes?

He is doing it wrong, and she is letting him know.

 

[Database Error]

I can't wait until Elon Musk finalizes the deal to purchase bgol from Hnic and then elon makes hnic change everyones screenname to their real government names. 2-17-2023.

 

[yaBoi]

I’ve had two jump offs beg for anal. I’m also not into it and feel what he’s saying. It’s gross and nothing sexy especially with a fat pussy sitting under the asshole. I want the labia meat not a balloon knot. Now if she wants her asshole licked fine but I’m not going inside

make that make sense LOL!!!!

 

[yaBoi]

Tell him what yall tell women when yall want something we aren't down for: if he won't do it, another person will.



J/K I don't want to be responsible for when he kills his wife.

you not kidding..that's facts..lol

 

[dinka64]

I’ve had two jump offs beg for anal. I’m also not into it and feel what he’s saying. It’s gross and nothing sexy especially with a fat pussy sitting under the asshole. I want the labia meat not a balloon knot. Now if she wants her asshole licked fine but I’m not going inside

so sticking the dick in the ass is nasty, but licking the shit hole is not.

 

[REDLINE]

I’ve had two jump offs beg for anal. I’m also not into it and feel what he’s saying. It’s gross and nothing sexy especially with a fat pussy sitting under the asshole. I want the labia meat not a balloon knot. Now if she wants her asshole licked fine but I’m not going inside

That makes perfect sense, having shit on your tongue is definitely worse than shit on your dick.

 

[2missedcalls]

It's too late for him.
His wife answered the door and saw this...

And Cosby will be watching.
Cosby: "Is she asleep yet?"

 

[killagram]

tell em... you know a knigha that will come thru and train her ass....and let him know...she won't be the same no Moe....his name is The Killamayne... brah

 

[34real]

How would you advise him in this situation - his unwillingness vs her sexual desires.

Are they white? cause this doesn't sound like no black people's problems that we're going to talk about it at work.

If that's what she desires welll this is as good as it's going to get.......make sure the next day she's going to appreciate me

 

[BK Pop]

I would tell him that he has to keep what goes on with him and his wife between him and his wife.

THIS!

 

[Dannyblueyes]

Tell him what yall tell women when yall want something we aren't down for: if he won't do it, another person will.



J/K I don't want to be responsible for when he kills his wife.

See, this is what I don't get. When a woman isn't down for a sex act guys are expected to respect her boundaries. (Which is fine IMHO).

But a guy doesn't want to participate it's "how dare you!" Now it's okay for her to tear apart the home, family, and the lives of innocent children over a kink!

I'm sorry, but I can't cosign that level of selfishness.

 

[DWBass]

Buy her a dildo and she can fuck herself in the ass.

 

[REDLINE]

Honestly is that's not his thing it's not his thing.

If the woman is not with anal sex we have to respect it too.

 

[cashwhisperer]

What is he??....a Christian??

Even the catholic & morman teens praise Zod in the name of abstinence! Goddamn!

I don't fuck my chick in the ass regularly, but we've done it occasionally, and she requests it from time to time, (just never make it that far, I can make her come just kissing her alone).

Tell that nigga stop being gay and fuck his wife in her ass. She's a female, she wants to receive him in her good, bad and ugly. It don't get more feminine than that. Tell her Cash said that!!

 

[lightbright]

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This shit sounds like the story of you and your first wife.... and why she left you for the grace of ZOD........ and you broke your ass running up in here to comment.... to look at replies.... still seeking/hoping for validation for what happened to you.... she left you......... for ZOD