Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!

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Ok, Sonia, your neighbor is coming home from hanging out with some friends, it's around 3 am. You just walked down the hall to take out some garbage. She sees you and starts calling you as she walks down the hall (she's sober and doesn't drink or do drugs).


I’m running as fast as I can, because, I know my wife done set me up. She befriends any woman I find attractive everywhere, every time.
 
Ok, this is your Third date (you haven't had sex yet), and she just wants to chill in your place and watch a movie. She really likes Chipolte's Tacos, but they're 16 blocks away, it's rainy, and forget Grub hub. She offers to pay and treat you if you take the trip. She also said it could be worth your while as she starts to dance:



You can only hope Chipolte's leads to this:


 
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