{The Official 2021-22 NBA Thread} - Finals: Warriors vs Celtics…{4-2 advantage warriors } Dubs NBA champs, Curry MVP



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Do they actually practice ahead of time or do they wait until the dunk contest to practice, because that's what it seems.
 

:smh:Disaster! Harrible! These guys were missing them and not making them or making the ones they missed, and some—I was so bored. I was so bored I couldn’t rape. Couldn’t rape. I called Cosby, I said ‘Can you rape after this?’ and Cosby said, No. I’ll do the voice. I do a great… You want me to do the voice? Cosby said “Nooooooo, I will NOT beeeeee rapinnnnnnng TONIGHT!” It was harr—The big guy, I don’t know his name, but big, big guy. Harrible. No white guys. And they weren’t dunking, it was a dunk contest but nobody was dunking in the dunk contest so why even call it a dunk contest? The first guy put on clean work boots. I was so happy to see a black man eager to go work, then he didn’t work. He dressed up as work, but no work. Probably because of the stimulus money! You’re paying people not to work! Took the money, didn’t clock in! Awful to watch. One guy gave the other guy the ball, and…he missed. Badly! They were dinky dunking. They were just putting… :smh: They we’re doing this…! ‘Oooooh, it won’t go in! Daddy it won’t go in!’! And they’ve got a Mexican guy now, big—tried to jump over the wall, I heard. The light skinned guy with two Morgan Freeman earrings, he won. I don’t know, folks. Two earrings? Maybe he’s gay…on BOTH sides. Obama would love that. Bring out Hunter Biden! Where is…? I’ll dunk over him! I’ll dunk on Hunter Biden, right in to Hillary’s farhead!!! There was no excitement and I’m an excitement guy. I was waiting on Hillary to twerk. Poor guy hurt his thumb. Steel-toe boots, hurt his thumb??? He’ll call off work tomorrow, I guarantee. Can’t say anything anymore or they call you a racist! 3 black guys and a Mexican and they still didn’t get the job done. Dwayne Wade’s jacket was made by Trojan, folks. When I’m president again I’m imposing a dunk contest and a leather pants on the court ban!
 
Jalen Green lack of self awareness is not a good look
you missed, move on
It kinda seemed like no one brought the proper energy I noticed. It was like niggas knew they had Teanna Trump waiting back at the hotel room to suck and fuck lol and couldn't wait to get back.
 

:smh:Disaster! Harrible! These guys were missing them and not making them or making the ones they missed, and some—I was so bored. I was so bored I couldn’t rape. Couldn’t rape. I called Cosby, I said ‘Can you rape after this?’ and Cosby said, No. I’ll do the voice. I do a great… You want me to do the voice? Cosby said “Nooooooo, I will NOT beeeeee rapinnnnnnng TONIGHT!” It was harr—The big guy, I don’t know his name, but big, big guy. Harrible. No white guys. And they weren’t dunking, it was a dunk contest but nobody was dunking in the dunk contest so why even call it a dunk contest? The first guy put on clean work boots. I was so happy to see a black man eager to go work, then he didn’t work. He dressed up as work, but no work. Probably because of the stimulus money! You’re paying people not to work! Took the money, didn’t clock in! Awful to watch. One guy gave the other guy the ball, and…he missed. Badly! They were dinky dunking. They were just putting… :smh: They we’re doing this…! ‘Oooooh, it won’t go in! Daddy it won’t go in!’! And they’ve got a Mexican guy now, big—tried to jump over the wall, I heard. The light skinned guy with two Morgan Freeman earrings, he won. I don’t know, folks. Two earrings? Maybe he’s gay…on BOTH sides. Obama would love that. Bring out Hunter Biden! Where is…? I’ll dunk over him! I’ll dunk on Hunter Biden, right in to Hillary’s farhead!!! There was no excitement and I’m an excitement guy. I was waiting on Hillary to twerk. Poor guy hurt his thumb. Steel-toe boots, hurt his thumb??? He’ll call off work tomorrow, I guarantee. Can’t say anything anymore or they call you a racist! 3 black guys and a Mexican and they still didn’t get the job done. Dwayne Wade’s jacket was made by Trojan, folks. When I’m president again I’m imposing a dunk contest and a leather pants on the court ban!
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I don't want to hear no complaining about no Dunk contest or nothing cause if they star that are complaining would of got their ass out there and Dunked maybe it would of been better.

Lebron,you're the greatest well bring your ass out there and show it.
Wheelchair basketball might be more exciting.....

Dr.J was looking like my old ladies Great Grandma who was 99 looking off into space "Granny GumDrops are you ok?" "Yessss,am I in heaven?" "Nooo Not yet Granny but we're going to keep the car running for when your ready"
 
KAT has some nerve talking about his shooting

No player in the NBA does less with their talent.

Don't brag about your shooting when your big ass can't even drag your team to the playoffs. Seeing what Embiid and Joker are doing and this big muthafucka is bragging about winning three point contest talking about being a good shooter.

You're DeMarcus Cousins in Sacramento muthafucka.
 
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