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Now this right here!!!!

I was messing with this JW chick and one day 5 elders from the Hall came by unannounced. Turns out that one of her neighbors who was also a JW saw my car at the house multiple times late night and told the elders. It was like a scene out of a scary movie. They surrounded the house and were knocking on the windows reading verses. Crazy!!

They ended up excommunicated her and she had to go through a long process to get back in. They made her go in front of the Hall and they embarrassed the hell out of her. Even after all that, she wouldn't just leave.

Been there bro

 
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Youre a simple minded idiot. I’m a troll because I find an ugly bitch to be unattractive? Yeah, you’re better off dead.... for real

I’m simple minded but you haven’t learned simple words learned in the first grade?

This is literally “Cat In The Hat” type shit that you’ve failed to understand.

Below is your lesson for the day to help you stop looking foolish when you type. Now think back on all the times that you fucked up the English language and no one cared enough about you to assist or to correct you. :smh:

And I don’t want you dead, I want you alive. The world needs people like you to make everelse feel smarter.

You “Apostrophe” are welcome.

Now for the lesson:


Your and You’re | What's the Difference and When to Use Them?


Your and you’re is a simple one, once you’ve got the hang of it. These two words are homophones, meaning they sound the same, but are spelled differently and have different meanings. Luckily for us, this one is nice and easy.

Definitions and Examples of Your and You’re
Your is possessive, meaning that something belongs to you or the person you are speaking to. For example, “What is your name?” Or, “Are these your car keys?”

You’re is a combination of the words, you and are. This is called a contraction. So, whenever you see the word you’re, you can read it as you are and it will still make sense.

The most simple way to tell these two apart is to use them in a sentence. For example: Your dog is lovely. This makes perfect sense, but you’re (you are) dog is lovely, does not work. You’re is the words you are put together. You can use this to your advantage when testing if you’re using the right one.

Some Further Examples
  • You’re really smart.
  • The best way to prepare for tomorrow is to make sure you do your best today.
  • Live your dreams.
  • Can you post the parcel when you’re in London?
Think you know how use Your and You’re? Take this Quick Quiz
This is a brilliant way to test your new skills and knowledge. Don’t worry if it’s tricky, use the information in the article so far to help you out.

  • That is not your/you’re toy.
  • Do you want to show me your/you’re work?
  • I love what you have done to your/you’re house.
  • Your/you’re dress is really beautiful.
  • If you want to know how you did, check out the answers at the end of the article.
  • Your/you’re an amazing person!
  • Take a break or your/you’re going to tire yourself out.
Top Tip for understanding the difference between your and you’re
The easiest way to remember which word to use is to remember that you’re is a contraction of the words you are.

You’re = you are.
Keep this in your mind if you get a little stuck.

Whereas, your = belonging to a person.

Summary…
Once you’ve got the hang of the fact that you’re means you are, you should be good to go with this one. Remember that often homophones are tricky to learn and can take some time. Keep at it and eventually all will become clear. Practise makes perfect, so make sure you continue the good work. Happy learning!



Answers to the quiz

These are the answers to the quick quiz above. If you get stuck, have another quick read through the definitions and examples on the previous page and try again.

  • That is not your toy.
  • Do you want to show me your work?
  • I love what you have done to your house.
  • Your dress is really beautiful.
  • You’re an amazing person!
  • Take a break or you’re going to tire yourself out.

https://www.oxfordinternationalenglish.com/you-and-youre-whats-the-difference-and-when-to-use-them/
 
Now this right here!!!!

I was messing with this JW chick and one day 5 elders from the Hall came by unannounced. Turns out that one of her neighbors who was also a JW saw my car at the house multiple times late night and told the elders. It was like a scene out of a scary movie. They surrounded the house and were knocking on the windows reading verses. Crazy!!

They ended up excommunicated her and she had to go through a long process to get back in. They made her go in front of the Hall and they embarrassed the hell out of her. Even after all that, she wouldn't just leave.
Jehovah's Witnesses are just gluttons for punishment and they may as well be abused wives because they are asking for abuse, begging people please let me stay in this religion where they treat me so badly
 
Jehovah's Witnesses are just gluttons for punishment and they may as well be abused wives because they are asking for abuse, begging people please let me stay in this religion where they treat me so badly
I knew a kid in school whose family was Jehovah's Witness. The kid had very fucked up shoes so his mother bought him shoes on Christmas and one of the elders in the church found out and kicked them both out of the religion

Dude had holes in his shoes so his mother bought him some shoes that happened to be on Christmas. And you get kicked out for that? Yeah fuck that religion
 
FOH... nobody is checking for this Richard Williams lookin ass ugly broad. Dumb ass bitch still thinks virginity matters in the year 2022? She felt the need to announce this dumb shit?

NEWS FLASH!!!’ If niggas want to fuck a virgin, we will find a nice, fresh, pretty ass 19 or 20 year old. Nobody is scouring the grave yard for an unattractive, Richard Williams lookin ass 40 something year old virgin. :mad::hmm:

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I knew a kid in school whose family was Jehovah's Witness. The kid had very fucked up shoes so his mother bought him shoes on Christmas and one of the elders in the church found out and kicked them both out of the religion

Dude had holes in his shoes so his mother bought him some shoes that happened to be on Christmas. And you get kicked out for that? Yeah fuck that religion

Did she “Happen to” give her son the shoes wrapped in a box that were under a tree on Christmas morning all while her family and friends were on their way to her house for Christmas dinner?

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Jehovah's witnesses are also not supposed to pose for nudy shots or play competitive sports.

Yet when it comes to something they don't want to do they're quick to say "Jehovah says no".
 
Jehovah's Witnesses are just gluttons for punishment and they may as well be abused wives because they are asking for abuse, begging people please let me stay in this religion where they treat me so badly

That's because Jehovah's Witnesses also believe that persecution is a sign of the end times. The fact that Satan used our BGOL brother to corrupt one of God's righteous people is further proof that the devil knows his time is short.
 
Did she “Happen to” give her son the shoes wrapped in a box that were under a tree on Christmas morning all while her family and friends were on their way to her house for Christmas dinner?

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From what he told me, she wrapped a present, they didn't have a tree and he opened it

They had an event at the Jehovah's Witness Hall the following Saturday, the week after Christmas and he wore the shoes.

One elder asked where he got the shoes and he said, "My mother gave them to me as a present last Saturday (which happened to be Christmas)

The Elder, like a typical hating ass JW, went and told and got them banned
 
If she's doing it (or, more to the point...not doing it) for herself, hey good for her.

If on the other hand, she's one of those "saving it to be a gift I give my husband" like that 6'6" chick Alicia Jay and Lolo Jones, it's like. Um, ehhh...I don't think there are many guys that want to deal with a 40 year old that you need to break in...not knowing if she's gonna even be very sexual, etc.
 
My boy used to mess with a JW. She wouldn't let him fuck....the pussy. But she took it in the ass like Aurora Jolie and she sucks dick like a Hoover. He knew not to get into a relationship with a Jehovah's Witness though so that's all he ever got

I don't know which religion is more batshit Jehovah's Witnesses or the Scientology motherfukers
 
Youre a simple minded idiot. I’m a troll because I find an ugly bitch to be unattractive? Yeah, you’re better off dead.... for real
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! You are giving me this lesson for what exactly? My grammar is perfect. Are you correcting correct grammar? Jesus Christ, you really are a fucking dumb fuck. My usage of the words your, and you’re were absolutely correct.

Help me out here.... did you get a hard-on because I had a type-o and the apostrophe didn’t type on ONE word? Are you serious? Yo....for real, you posted this entire shit, THINKING that proper grammar was incorrect! LMFAO!!!’

Everyone, please take notice how fucking stupid this bitch ass faggot is!

“Youre” is not a word. Spellcheck tried to help you but you’re too stubborn to listen.

Wait, is “Youre” French?

Literally the first word you typed was wrong and you attempted to call me simple minded. Instead of saying thank you, you decide to show us exactly how much of a bitch you are.

Again, youre a troll and aren’t worthy of responses. Enjoy the rest of youre day.
 
From what he told me, she wrapped a present, they didn't have a tree and he opened it

They had an event at the Jehovah's Witness Hall the following Saturday, the week after Christmas and he wore the shoes.

One elder asked where he got the shoes and he said, "My mother gave them to me as a present last Saturday (which happened to be Christmas)

The Elder, like a typical hating ass JW, went and told and got them banned

I mean I’m not part Of the religion but she gave him a Christmas gift which is agains the rules. Foul but that’s the rules that they abide by. :dunno:
 
I mean I’m not part Of the religion but she gave him a Christmas gift which is agains the rules. Foul but that’s the rules that they abide by. :dunno:
Fuck their rules. That's why I don't fuck with religion now.

She just got paid and he needed new shoes.

If I gotta wait and leave my son in holey shoes for another day because of some fuck ass religion I don't need that religion
 
Fuck their rules. That's why I don't fuck with religion now.

She just got paid and he needed new shoes.

If I gotta wait and leave my son in holey shoes for another day because of some fuck ass religion I don't need that religion

She bought some shoes, “On Christmas”. Wrapped them up and gave them to him “On Christmas” and didn’t think there’d be an issue?

What store was open on Christmas for her to buy the shoes?

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Trust me I’m with you, her story’s sounding kinda fishy though.
 
Dude, once again, you’re making an ass out of yourself. You’re trying to sound smart on an obvious type-o. It’s as if this is the only grammar you know and you’re desperate to show everyone you know how to use the word “you’re”. I swear to god, I honestly think you’re the absolute dumbest nigga on this site. Welcome to ignore. I refuse to read another word from someone who doesn’t deserve to be alive.

You have ovaries.
 
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