I thought Morgan Freeman was going to have a snappy comeback.....
I don't know but I was thinking that Morgan Freeman might...
But for real though, Dave Chappelle just told a story about him fighting a lesbian very similar to my own situation
His was funnier. It's funny so far
I'll tell the story again. The last time I got into a fight with with a lesbian stud who outweigh Me by like 25 to 50 lb
She punched me in the face, knocking my glasses off my face and when I bent down to pick up my glasses blood dripped on the concrete
I was PISSED
The butch bitch charged me and I hit her with a two piece at about 50% strength and she went down like a sack of bricks
She got up staggering and charged me again. I hit her with a another two piece oh, 60% strength and again drop down like a sack of bricks
He then got up saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my life
"you a lesbian yourself. You a lesbian yourself"
I walked away laughing not knowing as soon as I left she called the police and said I assaulted her
I had a warrant for my arrest that I didn't know until I applied for a job. The job asked to do a background check and I was like a virgin taking an AIDS test, sure
I had to spend two weeks in lockup waiting for the judge to throw the case out oh. Now, I don't give a good goddamn if it's a 3-foot midget, if they hit me I'm falling on the ground and I'm suing everyone around. I'm not fighting again