Social media is a cold world!!!

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One of my favorite bands. Their catalog is ridiculous.
The wife's job has the Astro's Foundation as a client and they do a charity party every year on the Houston Astro's baseball field. About 4 years ago we saw them at the event....you can literally get about 20 feet from the stage....the next year...Lionel Ritchie......the year before she first got invited.....Diana Ross.....this year....Lyle Lovette...she isn't excited, but I have always been a fan
 
So women make shitty cops and, as it turns out, they suck at trash people too:smh: and :lol:


What a highly unmotivated ass muhfucka...draggin' her feet and moping around like she's missing Wendy Williams and Divorce Court for this shit. :hmm:

I remember when my regular garbage guys were replaced by two dyke studs for a couple of weeks. You see, these days, the Sanitation crew don't bend their backs to pick up a scrap of paper like they did when we were coming up. Back when we all had galvanized garbage cans.

Now, if your cart is filled and you put your bags beside the cart, those suckers ain't picking up a pound unless they happen to know who you are...and I make it a point for them to be familiar with me. I'll greet them and hold light conversations, etc. to build a rapport. That way, if I'm not around when they come through, they'll go ahead and do me a solid. It works like a charm.

If I'm cleaning up lawn clippings and bagging the ashes from the fireplace, I'd put them ON TOP of the cart, so they didn't have to bend over to pick them up...just snatch them off the top of the carts.

I happened to have done that when the dyke crew came through and one of them was a big, stocky butch like Queen Latifa. I saw the truck come through and leave and later on when I went to bring my cart into the yard, :eek2::angry: them bitches didn't take NONE of my garbage for two weeks in a row. My shit didn't get hauled away until men were back on the route.

I was mad af at them studs. HTF you gone try to carry yourself like a male but act like you gone chip a nail from tossing garbage bags. :hmm:
 
What a highly unmotivated ass muhfucka...draggin' her feet and moping around like she's missing Wendy Williams and Divorce Court for this shit. :hmm:

I remember when my regular garbage guys were replaced by two dyke studs for a couple of weeks. You see, these days, the Sanitation crew don't bend their backs to pick up a scrap of paper like they did when we were coming up. Back when we all had galvanized garbage cans.

Now, if your cart is filled and you put your bags beside the cart, those suckers ain't picking up a pound unless they happen to know who you are...and I make it a point for them to be familiar with me. I'll greet them and hold light conversations, etc. to build a rapport. That way, if I'm not around when they come through, they'll go ahead and do me a solid. It works like a charm.

If I'm cleaning up lawn clippings and bagging the ashes from the fireplace, I'd put them ON TOP of the cart, so they didn't have to bend over to pick them up...just snatch them off the top of the carts.

I happened to have done that when the dyke crew came through and one of them was a big, stocky butch like Queen Latifa. I saw the truck come through and leave and later on when I went to bring my cart into the yard, :eek2::angry: them bitches didn't take NONE of my garbage for two weeks in a row. My shit didn't get hauled away until men were back on the route.

I was mad af at them studs. HTF you gone try to carry yourself like a male but act like you gone chip a nail from tossing garbage bags. :hmm:
:roflmao: :roflmao:

Right, they can't have it both ways. If you want to be a dude, then be a damn dude and get down like one. Otherwise, do some other shit for a living.

You're right about building rapport with your garbage people. They will do all kinds of favors for you in a pinch and let some shit slide if needed.
 
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