Kong vs Godzilla Official Trailer

Kong didn't even make his magic hammer, he just found it. That's like getting your ass beat in a street fight, and just finding a burner on the ground while you're getting stomped out.

The monkey had the hammer during the 2nd fight and still took the L. Was on his deathbed until the humans hit him with a magical A.E.D.

Chump ass monkey
Nah he won the first battle in Asia... the 2nd battle in Asia Kong hurt his shoulder and heart slowed up.. it was the bats they gave him covid
 
And the humans saved Godzilla by drugging and chaining up king throughout the movie
Kong wasn't beating him on water with no drugs.

Them drugs weren't affecting him when he went to Antarctica. Drugs didn't slow him down from going to the center of the earth. It didn't stop him from swinging on things and fighting those other monsters.
At this point Kong probably would have lost to that Wooly Mammoth
 
Godzilla was reduced to being jumper cables... this is your winner?
At the end of a fight, if you are laying on the ground and a Nigga is standing with his foot on your chest, and you can't even look him in the eyes, it's safe to say you lost that fight.

Also when Godzilla was using his atomic breath and he caught King Kong a little in the back, you see Godzilla smirk? Kong put up a good fight, but he can't fuck with Godzilla.
 
Kong wasn't beating him on water with no drugs.

Them drugs weren't affecting him when he went to Antarctica. Drugs didn't slow him down from going to the center of the earth. It didn't stop him from swinging on things and fighting those other monsters.
At this point Kong probably would have lost to that Wooly Mammoth
He got drugged on the ship, he got drugged in the air...he got drugged so much Kong could get lawsuit money under the metoo movement
 
I'm not in it for the story its Godzilla. Just like the last movie the plot is basically "hey lets make these big ass monsters fight each other." I look at these movies as no different from the Saturday afternoon Godzilla movies from my childhood and that's what these movies are but on a grander scale.
I understand but it's hard to sit through this.
The last one was a "so bad it's good" type movie
 
At the end of a fight, if you are laying on the ground and a Nigga is standing with his foot on your chest, and you can't even look him in the eyes, it's safe to say you lost that fight.

Also when Godzilla was using his atomic breath and he caught King Kong a little in the back, you see Godzilla smirk? Kong put up a good fight, but he can't fuck with Godzilla.
Let’s see a rematch where King Kong is not on drugs and Godzilla got to come to kings home court

king was on a away tour and still handle the pressure better than most.. I didn’t hear the crowd noise for my boy king.. I demand a rematch
 
Thanks for the reminder y'all....just finished watching it on HBO Max. It was formulaic in the character's story arcs, but the action was decent.

I'd like to point some other things out but it would include some light spoilers.

It was well worth the watch though, IMO.
 
So ya'll gonna forget that Kong almost got suffocated by that flying dragon?
Until the humans had to step in & save his ass.....again
Just face it, ya boy was taking L's throughout the whole movie, LOL :D
Drugged out... falling through the planet with crazy gravitational pull.. incarcerated... put in all kinda fucked up enviroments... led on bullshit missions... king was getting fucked over throughout the whole movie.. so much pressure
 
Yeah, he better off going back to skull Island and be King over there and hope Godzilla doesn't want the island for himself
Godzilla got neutered... 2 times his flame power got used against him.. king used it and smacked him with it..megazilla shot that shit back in his face.. Godzilla just found out his go to move is now predictable.. he like I was reduced to being a jumper cable in the clutch..that’s all they gonna remember.. I also think I suffer from cte with how many times my head got slammed in the building.. let me go crawl back under water in shame
 
Like I said earlier less than 15 percent of the movie is actually fighting... 85 percent is just filler.. with characters that make you go wtf.. the black dude was some really holly weird created character.. they love making black people look like morons
Yea I'm not feeling his character at all.
I got to where
mecha Godzilla blasted the skullcrusher
 
Drugged out... falling through the planet with crazy gravitational pull.. incarcerated... put in all kinda fucked up enviroments... led on bullshit missions... king was getting fucked over throughout the whole movie.. so much pressure
If you want to get technical Godzilla went from Florida to Hong Kong going through all sorts of deep water pressures so Kong wasn't the only one tired lol
 
If you want to get technical Godzilla went from Florida to Hong Kong going through all sorts of deep water pressures so Kong wasn't the only one tired lol
Godzilla been doing this... did you see that fake dr strange warping shit king had to go through to get to hollow earth? The humans weren’t even sure he was going to survive that... than king literally ran from Antarctica to Asia.. people didn’t even peep that.. all while being drugged fighting new monsters, than catching covid from them bats... this movie could be renamed die hard: king kong
 
Who wrote the fight scenes, Vince McMahon? I swear the last fight scene has a run in, face turn and triple threat.
Shit who wrote the story outside the fight scenes.. got to love humans that can go anywhere and miraculously breath normally under any conditions.. wait what people just walking around hollow earth like there’s no need for mask.. how bout on their first trip various things tried to eat them, than later on everybody having a Kodak moment like them creatures still don’t exist that will eat humans.. they was like fuck making any sense.. we gave you 3 rounds of the gorilla and the dragon and 2 bonus rounds of the megazilla vs both of the apex predators let’s wrap it up with a corny happy Hollywood ending
 
Movie was Doo Doo but I expected that
Covid stopped a lot of movies that were actually gonna make money that didn’t deserve it get pushed to streaming... from wonderwoman to this thank god for free streaming sites.. I would be pissed as a consumer to spend between 15-20 bucks for this.. but when it’s free and crispy clear I’ll role with punches
 
Covid stopped a lot of movies that were actually gonna make money that didn’t deserve it get pushed to streaming... from wonderwoman to this thank god for free streaming sites.. I would be pissed as a consumer to spend between 15-20 bucks for this.. but when it’s free and crispy clear I’ll role with punches

For me....I was more pissed that I wasted my time
I downloaded it but my son went to the movies and saw it. He's 14, even he said it was trash. lol
 
Side note:

That brotha came off mad corny to me
And I wasn't feeling how the humans were just walking around the Apex facility/lab
Opening doors & shit with no key codes or passcodes, etc, etc
Like where da fuck is all of the security

:dunno::dunno:
Story had maddddd flaws.. agrees with all of this
Another thing that made no sense :dunno:
His atomic breath was powerful enough to blow a hole through miles & miles of bedrock, to the center of the earth
But yet in the previous Godzilla movies
Didn't he have to shoot his atomic breath multiple times to take down the Muto's and other Titans

.....

Oh and he blew a hole large enough for big ass King Kong to climb up though? Oh really? :hmm:
How bout hallow earth happened to be directly under the place Godzilla happen to be conviently


Oh and I almost forgot the scene where the fine chick was extracting samples of Kong's land
Then was able to communicate back to the lab location
And they were able to download the sample, in real time, just like that? :rolleyes2:
Were they using Verizon 100G service?
That had enough signal strength to penetrate all the way down to the center of the earth
 
Godzilla been doing this... did you see that fake dr strange warping shit king had to go through to get to hollow earth? The humans weren’t even sure he was going to survive that... than king literally ran from Antarctica to Asia.. people didn’t even peep that.. all while being drugged fighting new monsters, than catching covid from them bats... this movie could be renamed die hard: king kong
Godzilla been using those tunnel tho, Kong just now found it and one again humans helped him. Special needs ass ninja
 
Oh and I almost forgot the scene where the fine chick was extracting samples of Kong's land
Then was able to communicate back to the lab location
And they were able to download the sample, in real time, just like that? :rolleyes2:
Were they using Verizon 100G service?
That had enough signal strength to penetrate all the way down to the center of the earth
Those cats developed a power source faster than the covid vaccine
 
Oh and I almost forgot the scene where the fine chick was extracting samples of Kong's land
Then was able to communicate back to the lab location
And they were able to download the sample, in real time, just like that? :rolleyes2:
Were they using Verizon 100G service?
That had enough signal strength to penetrate all the way down to the center of the earth
All that tech but a liq flask destroyed the whole operation
 
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