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My college roommate from 15 years ago that I'm still cool with will to this day fuck with me about this mud duck he seen coming out my room one night...Man my wife seen one of my slump buster and she still joke on that shit and it was 15 years ago.
but I don’t believe Wendy.
My college roommate from 15 years ago that I'm still cool with will to this day fuck with me about this mud duck he seen coming out my room one night...
he was supposed to be sleep but decided he wanted a midnight snack... I didn't hear him nor see him until me and my precious walked past the kitchen to the front door...
I came back inside and he had ALL the lights on... he was just sitting there, waiting. And what made it worse, the head was weak and the pussy was TERRIBLE.... hit the failure trifecta...
I was so embarrassed that the next few chics I brought home i made sure was DIMES and made sure he seen every one of them...Man. I have one to this day that still gives me the chills. I'm a picky muthafucka too.... I didn't even feel like the liquor had me that fucked up...I had seen her ugly ass in the club a couple of times before too.. used to be my spot because it was right around the corner from the apartment I was renting in Leblon... I literally used to go there once or twice a week and knew everyone that worked there... i remember walking about with that dusty hoe and the doorman who usually sees me walking out with dimes was looking at me all weird and shit...almost concerned.....i was just too lit... man.i woke up the next day like.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I was so embarrassed that the next few chics I brought home i made sure was DIMES and made sure he seen every one of them...
The streak i went on after that swamp donkey was one for the record books!
. all of us who been on that pussy chase understand
. i remember this chick we called Big K got my number and blew my phone up trying to give me that big pussy. I'm in my early 20s,ripped smashing 8-10s on the regular but somehow i ended up in dem guts one time around 1am. Worse pussy ever. I struggled to get in then went limp inside the pussy. Muthafucka was like a whale on the beach. I kept that shit to myself for years then me and my 2 bros shooting the shit in the car and i spilled the beans. Them assholes were holding back tears laughing at my ass.
i still catch flack for that and shiver whenever i remember that big muthafucka. everybody gotta have 2 or 3 mudducks on they belt.


Bro....any dude who fucks a lot got 1 they regret. I got maybe 2 or 3 lol
also Wendy in the early 90’s wasn’t the goblin she is today.
Hmmm....maybe mid 90s Wendy I could almost see....the Wendy that was on Martin...but damn, by the time she came back to NY radio right after 9/11.... she was starting to look....ugh.
Damn Meth.![]()
On the pack of paper towels!!! Nigga I'm dead!![]()
She looks like she should be the label on a pack of paper towels. Or be a spokeswomen for female disposal workers.



That was her at the beginning?
She was chubby?
Yoooooooo![]()
She looks like she should be the label on a pack of paper towels. Or be a spokeswomen for female disposal workers.
@ female disposal workers!!!!!yea she didn't always look the way she looks now. its plenty of rappers that fucked WendyThey were all running up in Wendy back in the day when she wasn't all fugged up...how y'all think she was gettin' all the dirt on cats.....

a mudly duckling.What did she look like in the 90s ?
Nnnooooooooooo not James Evans!a mudly duckling.
man i got daughters so i wont post the pic...
...but there's a picture of her around the age of 12.
she straight up built like James Evans.



a mudly duckling.
man i got daughters so i wont post the pic...
...but there's a picture of her around the age of 12.
she straight up built like James Evans.

Old 20 year old Wendy is someone you quietly smash in a darkened stairwell because you heard she a hoe but so you can have plausible deniability if she run her mouth.