Social media is a cold world!!!
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fuck around and end up running down the highway naked after chewing off someone’s face
When I paid for all that shit, muthaFUCK my kids! I'm going to enjoy myself! They ain't gonna remember it anyhow...
You hang around drunk white people, you'll see some funny shit. Our band played at a wedding one Saturday night. Down the street, a car involved in an accident, hit the electric pole and knocked the electricity out. The bride was crying and saying, "Can't you do something, this is my wedding?" People were having to call to get emergency crews to get other people out of the elevators! Bride still walking around crying! They moved the beer and liquor outside on carts. One guy got so drunk, he threw his beer bottles up in the trees to get rid of them. The last bottle went up hit a tree branch, came down and hit him in the head and knocked him out! Bride still walking around crying saying "this is my wedding can't you do something?" That night was pure comedy.
That was faked but funny
