Almost hooked up with my cousin tonight?!?

[Joe Money]

Didn’t know I was related to her. We went to school together though. Haven’t seen her in years. But she dm’ed on some “how have you been” tip. The convo turned to relationships and what not, what’s wrong with the men out here, shit like that. Then the messages got more sexual and she’s saying how she loves sex and caters to a man’s every fantasy and shit like that. So I say, “Well if you’re doing all that, I need to come see u!”

Then she says, “You know we’re related, right?” I’m like, “Huh, we are?”. And she says “Yeah, your father and my father are first cousins.”

Weird-ass shit, especially right before Halloween. WTF! She was clearly fishing for attention, but why knowing that we’re related. This shit has disturbed me!

 

[mcguyver]

You fucked your cousin

 

[Joe Money]

You fucked your cousin

Nah, it didn’t go there. But I wouldn’t rule it out. That’s why I’m disturbed.

 

[MrStealYoGirl]

Didn’t know I was related to her. We went to school together though. Haven’t seen her in years. But she dm’ed on some “how have you been” tip. The convo turned to relationships and what not, what’s wrong with the men out here, shit like that. Then the messages got more sexual and she’s saying how she loves sex and caters to a man’s every fantasy and shit like that. So I say, “Well if you’re doing all that, I need to come see u!”

Then she says, “You know we’re related, right?” I’m like, “Huh, we are?”. And she says “Yeah, your father and my father are first cousins.”

Weird-ass shit, especially right before Halloween. WTF! She was clearly fishing for attention, but why knowing that we’re related. This shit has disturbed me!

ur not necessarily related

 

[Joe Money]

ur not necessarily related

Her biological father and my biological father are first cousins. That means their children, i.e. US, are second cousins.

 

[MrStealYoGirl]

Her biological father and my biological father are first cousins. That means their children, i.e. US, are second cousins.

Exactly you’re both second cousins, not first cousins. If y’all decide to have children they won’t come out deformed lmao. Go for it, fuck her brains out.

 

[REDLINE]

Didn’t know I was related to her. We went to school together though. Haven’t seen her in years. But she dm’ed on some “how have you been” tip. The convo turned to relationships and what not, what’s wrong with the men out here, shit like that. Then the messages got more sexual and she’s saying how she loves sex and caters to a man’s every fantasy and shit like that. So I say, “Well if you’re doing all that, I need to come see u!”

Then she says, “You know we’re related, right?” I’m like, “Huh, we are?”. And she says “Yeah, your father and my father are first cousins.”

Weird-ass shit, especially right before Halloween. WTF! She was clearly fishing for attention, but why knowing that we’re related. This shit has disturbed me!

Why’s she talking to you about sex?

That’s what you should be concerned about.

 

[havelcok]

Why’s she talking to you about sex?

That’s what you should be concerned about.

dude is from VA

you know how those southerners are

 

[kesq]

A kill is a kill. Just be sure to use a condom. Top priority on this trip.

 

[doe moe]

With so many blended families now days, cause people are making kids all over the place.

Sadly this will potentially become the new normal.

 

[Slowhands]

dude is from VA

you know how those southerners are

THIS !!!

 

[Autobot8655]

Exactly you’re both second cousins, not first cousins. If y’all decide to have children they won’t come out deformed lmao. Go for it, fuck her brains out.

this dude is being strategic

Cat is gonna break out the goddamn Punnet square next....looking for recessive alleles or dominant allele masking.

"You can fuck your cousin, bruh...look here"

 

[Joe Money]

Exactly you’re both second cousins, not first cousins. If y’all decide to have children they won’t come out deformed lmao. Go for it, fuck her brains out.

Why’s she talking to you about sex?

That’s what you should be concerned about.

Dunno. Attention-whoring just to see if I’d bite, I guess. She was fine as fuck back in the day but now has two children by two different street niggas and is now talking about how she wants a “good man.” You know the drill.

 

[Joe Money]

dude is from VA

you know how those southerners are

Some ppl don’t consider VA to true South though!

Cousin marriage is actually fairly common around the world y’know?

 

[Joe Money]

With so many blended families now days, cause people are making kids all over the place.

Sadly this will potentially become the new normal.

Exactly, especially with these dudes with multiple baby mamas. Their kids could link up and not know it.

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

this muthafucka know damn well he was tryin

to smash his cousin

an she hit him with that..

ni66a you know we family fall back...

OP was like... gotdammit.....oh well there is always porn hub....

then he googled fucked up family porn...

LOL

 

[YoungSinister]

This happened to me in college
One weekend my mom and dad came through to the spot and my mom was like "ohhh you found your cousin."
We tried to act like that was the case but there was a pause and I think my dad caught on

Her dad is my grandmothers youngest brother. Dodged a huge bullet
Apparently we had been in the same room many times when we were kids but never spoke

 

[cnc]

The OP is WhiteboyTx???

 

[doe moe]

The OP is WhiteboyTx???

Only a true Old Skool BGOL poster knows about WhiteboyTx and his wild family stories.

 

[Joe Money]

This happened to me in college
One weekend my mom and dad came through to the spot and my mom was like "ohhh you found your cousin."
We tried to act like that was the case but there was a pause and I think my dad caught on

Her dad is my grandmothers youngest brother. Dodged a huge bullet
Apparently we had been in the same room many times when we were kids but never spoke

You smashed?

The OP is WhiteboyTx???

Hell nah I’m not that sick fucker! Then again, I don’t like Obama either.

 

[TimRock]

How big is her ass?

 

[therealjondoe]

I just hollard at my cuz whiteboytx and he told me to tell you that your straight. Do your thing

 

[illdog]

I get it...it's cultural..

 

[Adam Knows]

Only a true Old Skool BGOL poster knows about WhiteboyTx and his wild family stories.

damn his stories use to crack me the fuck up about him and his cousin he was fuckin........

there use to be another white dude too always talking about he could beat mike tyson.......

 

[lightbright]

Didn’t know I was related to her. We went to school together though. Haven’t seen her in years. But she dm’ed on some “how have you been” tip. The convo turned to relationships and what not, what’s wrong with the men out here, shit like that. Then the messages got more sexual and she’s saying how she loves sex and caters to a man’s every fantasy and shit like that. So I say, “Well if you’re doing all that, I need to come see u!”

Then she says, “You know we’re related, right?” I’m like, “Huh, we are?”. And she says “Yeah, your father and my father are first cousins.”

Weird-ass shit, especially right before Halloween. WTF! She was clearly fishing for attention, but why knowing that we’re related. This shit has disturbed me!

You fucked your cousin

"Ain't nothing wrong with that ….
Hell …. I married mine !!!"​

Only a true Old Skool BGOL poster knows about WhiteboyTx and his wild family stories.

That family fucking mofo used to have me cracking up ….. I wonder what happened to him


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[Riggz]

Only a true Old Skool BGOL poster knows about WhiteboyTx and his wild family stories.

That guy mentioned fuckin his cousin in every post. There have been some characters over the years

 

[doe moe]

That guy mentioned fuckin his cousin in every post. There have been some characters over the years

Dawg, I've been on this board for 22 years since 1997 on a USRobotics 33.6K then upgraded to a 56K modem!!!

 

[Rembrandt Brown]

That family fucking mofo used to have me cracking up ….. I wonder what happened to him

[Willie Long] What happened???

Oh. He got old! ​

Shit, we all got old. [/Willie Long]

 

[Joe Money]

Dawg, I've been on this board for 22 years since 1997 on a USRobotics 33.6K then upgraded to a 56K modem!!!

You go back to the “MPEG of the week” days.

 

[Kaotic]

"Ain't nothing wrong with that ….
Hell …. I married mine !!!"​

That family fucking mofo used to have me cracking up ….. I wonder what happened to him


.

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Probably somewhere fucking one of his cousins!

 

[lightbright]

Probably somewhere fucking one of his cousins!

 

[swoop1]

The OP is WhiteboyTx???

Haven’t seen that name in a long time.

 

[APOPHIS]

@whiteboytx would love this new BGOL.

 

[YoungSinister]

You smashed?

Nah lol

 

[fu2]

You go back to the “MPEG of the week” days.

Back in the mow the whole lawn while it downloads days.