CONGRATULATIONS! What's up, Gregory? Long time...Same boat almost. My first was born two weeks ago, my girl is 4 months pregnant right now. Found out one chick is broke and the other one is nuts.
Fuckin up in my early 30s...
Oh, now you wanna come back around?
Damn bro...
I was thinking about the dilemma of whether to show up at this bar or not after niggas said they'll be there to...
You still bitter bout that?
On base in Ali Al Saleem back in 2006 in Kuwait, I saw a sand viper.
I wasn't the first one who saw it, but everyone around me was freaking out. I was 29, and I had been handling snakes since about eight years old. For the most part, nothing big, just snakes are found in the yard in Ohio (I'm not including the Eastern diamondback I caught in Meridian, Mississippi back in 96). The three venomous snakes in Ohio are all found south of Columbus.
A lot of people are scared of snakes and react poorly when it comes to dealing with them, but on that day I was surprisingly calm.
Some people had weapons drawn, 9mm, one person even had a loaded M-16 (or M-4, I was in the Navy and don't know much about guns). People we're screaming, but I took control of the situation and told everyone to back away.
The worst thing you can do on a base in a war zone, (Kuwait is still considered a war zone), was fire a weapon. those who are around with know that you are shooting at a snake, but those who hear the gunshots would believe we are being attacked and all hell would break loose.
I knew that and calmed everybody the fuck down and told them to back away. Meanwhile, the snake is striking because people are surrounding it.
I had studied snakes for years and knew that the sand viper was the third most venomous snake in the middle East.
I grabbed the M-16, cleared it, and put the butt of the rifle on the snake's head. Once the snake's head was secured I picked it up.
Exclamations from everywhere, "Dude, you're fucking nuts" "Godofwine, you crazy, man." "That ninja think he's the black crocodile Hunter" but I stayed calm, held on to the snake's head, had someone dump out an ammo container and put the snake in there. (Ironically, 2 months later the crocodile hunter was killed)
I walked with the snake in the ammo container about half a mile with a buddy of mine who held the M-16. At one of the farthest fences from the main part of the base, I dumped out the ammo container, used the M-16 to pin down the viper's head so I can pick it up again, and threw it over the fence.
I thought the dilemma was simply if I had gotten bit, I would have had to get anti-venin. What I didn't know, was none of the higher-ups at thought to supply anti-venin on the base!
So, had I NOT known what I was doing and allowed the snake to bite me, I would have had to drive to a base over an hour away for treatment... Which likely would have meant my death.
So, my tempting fate made someone higher up realize that maybe we should supply anti-venin on each of the satellite bases and not just the main base in Kuwait. So it's possible I saved lives by risking my own to get the sand viper off the base. The picture of me holding it is floating around here somewhere
She said uh, you're in the females showers? Man I was terrified. All the color drained out of me. 
Them mf was dishing out article 15s if you farted wrong. I said I am so sorry as remorsefully (and tenderly) as I could muster and told her I didn't mean any disrespect. She looked at me and said no biggie. I levitated out that mf and into the storm. Then I thought to myself......her fucking nipples were harder than a diamond
So was you selling or buying the pussy
Let me find out you knocked that chick up you met downtown and posted the homegrown
nah....oh hell no. definitely not that chick.Let me find out you knocked that chick up you met downtown and posted the homegrown
Damn bro you used to post about buying your kids cars and them being in college now you got to do that shit all over again times two...
Lol, I almost did the same exact thing. The only thing that stopped me you was a female coming out of the door as I was going in with my shower kit/bag/towel.Got a lot but...
Think I said this before but we high fived each other there. Man Ali base was a real shit hole. Anyway, was on Bravo alert for flying into the Box. Woke up in a sandstorm and staggered my way to the showers. Something was different.....felt kinda disoriented too. I'm showering and vaguely noticed the urinals weren't in the bathroom. Oh well. Come out the shower and commence to shaving with the towel on. I see a thick ass white girls pink nipples and huge tits bounching shriek and scream so I turn towards her like WTF you doing in the men's showers?
What did you decide to do?
You survived tho!
That’s wild bro
I thought for you it’d be which dangerous animal you were gonna turn into a coat, boots and belt
Condolences fam, i dont know how you could even concentrate on the test after her passin.
Them fucking raids were annoying as fuck. They almost got me 2 times. Once at 133rd in Harlem. RIP Mike Kirly the bouncer he gave me a dap as I was walking in. He kept me talking outside when Manhattan North Vice turned the corner and shut down the block and raided the spot. @Mixd had walked in ahead of me with the owner of one of Queens biggest clubs. My boy snuck them upstairs to the second floor before vice came through the front door. Vice didn't have a warrant for the second floor so they trashed the spot and didn't leave till like 7am.
So do you have your daughter with you now and how did you get her back?
Did you post it? Where? Missed that one
I swear we got some real connected people up on here walking around and nobody knows. Anonymity is a motherfucker, ain't it?
