Dear Dr. Turd,
You are a bitch ass nigga.
I hope you get testicular cancer in the throat. Not throat cancer, but the testicular kind of cancer in your throat area. For you a faggot to the nth degree.
Your level of faggotry is the equivalent to having all 7 dragonballs.
Quite frankly, I wish the Falcons and the Bulldogs had your throat control to not choke on a whole dick on national television.
Personally, I think we should've murdered you after the Super Bowl. Slice your throat from ear to ear, swiss cheese ya body, you know, the works.
If HNIC wasn't a bitch and ever so desperate for your $20 dollars, he would've given you a lifetime ban, but unfortunately, he is both of those things.
The Niners will never be shit again. The Oregon Ducks couldn't beat Crenshaw High. You are not even respectable enough to be called a Raiders fan.
You have grandmastered the art of jinxing.
So why don't you just stick to jinxing the Niners, you cunt wipe.
Sincerely,
ScottyPiffen745