REAL TALK: What is the STRANGEST thing a Woman has asked you to do sexually? Can she be too freaky?!

Me n a couple homies took turns pissing on a bitch once. Bitch say it taste like popcorn.

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See there? I wouldn't ever go to a movie theater in your entire state.
 
fellas...see here is the thing...women read all this shit and based upon the replies they dont want to ask dudes to fulfill a sexual desire they been wanting to experience because many of you couldnt handle the real deep dark desires and pleasures after that. Props to the fellas who are on game and allow women to be open with you...you get it and i bet you are looking at these posts like i am shaking my head.

I have done some shit that would make you say man are you serious...but hey i will tell you this...when a woman trusts you..i mean rally trust you she reveals herself to you in layers and trust me with each layer there is a side of her sexually you had no clue about. Its all about you being that one man they can trust to have no judgement. Switch your fuck brain off and mind travel a lil with me.... when you talking to a female always be in how was that experience mode...dont let anything she say make you react in a judging way because women pick up on body language better than you think. keep eye contact and if you know she is about to tell you something deep and dark...take her hand and caress the insides of them...it calms them down in a good way...them eyes should be glossed over now and she will tell you something that in your mind you are saying....YOU ARE ONE NASTY MUTHAFUCKA....but then in your alter ego mind you know you sometimes check out the category on tube galore so you are saying...hhhhhell yeah imma turn this bitch out. You turn her out...now if you didnt have any plans on staying with her forever you may wanna look judgemental when she tells you that deep and dark so you can leave her and allow a real man to rule her.

its that simple

CHURCH!!!!
I had my ex girl fucked up like this.....she was sexy ass latina with some wild ass fantasies. I loved helping her fulfill them...I took this chick to the tallest building in the city where I had a friend that worked the maintenance crew....I fucked the dogshit out of her against the glass 40 plus stories up in an empty office and then took her to the roof, hung her head over the edge and continued. I aint gone lie but I was scared as hell and but my dick was having so much fun, it was a adrenaline rush that neither one of us will ever forget. she told me everything...I mean every freaky little thing she wanted to try and I was always like ...yeah we putting all that shit on the list.hand cuffs, wax, whip cream, jello, jello shots, .......I missed a 3some bc her thick ass Mexican friend with the big titties didnt come back bc her dude was too suspicious but I was still breaking out all kinds of toys and lubes (she had never even seen a hitachi "massager") on this chick and she was with it. never judged her at all. well fast forward a few years and I run into her on a business trip and she with her new man. She invites me over to a dinner table for a quick minute and all of us sitting there chopping it up like we old friends until old boy says how do you know my lady...I told him we used work sky scrapers together...LOL.....she turned bright fucking red, flushed in a heartbeat. he missed it though...first, I thought she was embarrassed at the memory...I laughed it off....until I got ready to go, a minute later, she walked me out and took my hand, guided up her skirt and this chick was soaking wet..i mean through the panties and all.....:eek2::eek2::eek2:...fucked me all up. I couldnt concentrate for the next 2 meetings i was supposed to attend.......She straight up told me she wished that we were still hitting it off bc the new dude was a good guy but very old fashion when it came to sex. so yeah females have to have that comfort zone with you. I am not going to lie....I still miss that chick, years later.
 
Honestly, I met a woman who was bad as fuck. I'm talking about she would give beyonce a run for her money. Anyways, she wouldn't let me fuck because she wanted me to whip her ass. Anytime we would start kissing, she would tell me, "make me suck your dick", by me slapping her to the ground...smh.. I just couldn't do it man. It was so bad that she would say fuck up shit to me through out the day, so I can build up my anger to whip her ass badly. This was the bullshit she use to tell me.

I woulda gave that hoe a whoopin' that rivaled that of da romans whoopin' Jesus.
 
Fuckin this chic doggy, she playin with her pussy and I'm doin my pull all the way out and in stroke. I miss the pussy and my dick hit her hand, nail cut my dick head. I pull back in pain, got blood on my dick sayin fuck, fuck, fuck., your nail cut me. Bitch said let me see, looks at me and says can I suck your dick blood. When she said that the pain went away, so I said ok, bitch licked the blood off my hand and got to suckin dick, nigga busted fast.One of the biggest nuts I ever busted in my life. And this bitch lickin nut and blood off my dick.
 
Fuckin this chic doggy, she playin with her pussy and I'm doin my pull all the way out and in stroke. I miss the pussy and my dick hit her hand, nail cut my dick head. I pull back in pain, got blood on my dick sayin fuck, fuck, fuck., your nail cut me. Bitch said let me see, looks at me and says can I suck your dick blood. When she said that the pain went away, so I said ok, bitch licked the blood off my hand and got to suckin dick, nigga busted fast.One of the biggest nuts I ever busted in my life. And this bitch lickin nut and blood off my dick.

I'm surprised some of you niggas is here to tell these stories.
This was your cartel days?
 
Nawl, bruh. All 5 toes at once, gaggin' *garrgh* *garrgh* *cough* *brrrrahhhh*


Lol - this reminds me of the time I was hitting a chick doggy style - she was ass up face down- I decide to put one knee up so I could get some traction - i didn't even pay attention to my foot being dat close to her head- As I'm hitting it I feel something wet on my big toe - I look down and saw her sucking on my big toe- so I went along with it and said suck on dat big toe - lol- she started licking and sucking it like crazy b/c I didn't judge her or look at her differently for it. The shit was a turn on 4 me.
 
I'm surprised some of you niggas is here to tell these stories.
This was your cartel days?
Chic from Dominica, not DR. Man I was sprung, it got wilder. Once I got healed I went to see her again, this time she asked if I would try sexual Santeria( she spoke Spanish and English, in Spanish it sounded better) so I said cool. Her room is all decked out with candles and incense, I'm think this bout to get wild. She suckin dick and mumblin some shit, gets up tells me to stay hard, gets a candle and puts wax on my dick. Burn!
I'm havin flash backs and shit, no problem cause i know it's gonna get better. She leaves and comes back with a fuckin live chicken, I'm all fucked up cause Ive seen my aunt throw chicken blood on my uncle and that nigga Neva been right since. She can tell I'm shook, but says calm down. I'm dumb and I wanna keep fuckin her so I chill, she starts wavin the bird around and spits water on me and the bird. Bitch gets a knife and now I'm like fuck! She cuts the fuckin head off and drips chicken blood on my chest and dick, I'm froze. She throws the bird in a bucket and starts to lick the blood off my chest and dick. Again I bus mad nut. She gets up, takes the bucket and says ima shower. I'm layin there smellin like chicken blood, nut and coconut wax. I'm thinkin this bitch seasoned me up to eat me.
I shower and she calls out to come eat, bitch cooked the fuckin bird. I ate, nigga was hungry.
 
Chic from Dominica, not DR. Man I was sprung, it got wilder. Once I got healed I went to see her again, this time she asked if I would try sexual Santeria( she spoke Spanish and English, in Spanish it sounded better) so I said cool. Her room is all decked out with candles and incense, I'm think this bout to get wild. She suckin dick and mumblin some shit, gets up tells me to stay hard, gets a candle and puts wax on my dick. Burn!
I'm havin flash backs and shit, no problem cause i know it's gonna get better. She leaves and comes back with a fuckin live chicken, I'm all fucked up cause Ive seen my aunt throw chicken blood on my uncle and that nigga Neva been right since. She can tell I'm shook, but says calm down. I'm dumb and I wanna keep fuckin her so I chill, she starts wavin the bird around and spits water on me and the bird. Bitch gets a knife and now I'm like fuck! She cuts the fuckin head off and drips chicken blood on my chest and dick, I'm froze. She throws the bird in a bucket and starts to lick the blood off my chest and dick. Again I bus mad nut. She gets up, takes the bucket and says ima shower. I'm layin there smellin like chicken blood, nut and coconut wax. I'm thinkin this bitch seasoned me up to eat me.
I shower and she calls out to come eat, bitch cooked the fuckin bird. I ate, nigga was hungry.

you won.
 
Chic from Dominica, not DR. Man I was sprung, it got wilder. Once I got healed I went to see her again, this time she asked if I would try sexual Santeria( she spoke Spanish and English, in Spanish it sounded better) so I said cool. Her room is all decked out with candles and incense, I'm think this bout to get wild. She suckin dick and mumblin some shit, gets up tells me to stay hard, gets a candle and puts wax on my dick. Burn!
I'm havin flash backs and shit, no problem cause i know it's gonna get better. She leaves and comes back with a fuckin live chicken, I'm all fucked up cause Ive seen my aunt throw chicken blood on my uncle and that nigga Neva been right since. She can tell I'm shook, but says calm down. I'm dumb and I wanna keep fuckin her so I chill, she starts wavin the bird around and spits water on me and the bird. Bitch gets a knife and now I'm like fuck! She cuts the fuckin head off and drips chicken blood on my chest and dick, I'm froze. She throws the bird in a bucket and starts to lick the blood off my chest and dick. Again I bus mad nut. She gets up, takes the bucket and says ima shower. I'm layin there smellin like chicken blood, nut and coconut wax. I'm thinkin this bitch seasoned me up to eat me.
I shower and she calls out to come eat, bitch cooked the fuckin bird. I ate, nigga was hungry.


Got it.
If a chick says Sexual Santeria to me, run.
Thanks.
 
Chic from Dominica, not DR. Man I was sprung, it got wilder. Once I got healed I went to see her again, this time she asked if I would try sexual Santeria( she spoke Spanish and English, in Spanish it sounded better) so I said cool. Her room is all decked out with candles and incense, I'm think this bout to get wild. She suckin dick and mumblin some shit, gets up tells me to stay hard, gets a candle and puts wax on my dick. Burn!
I'm havin flash backs and shit, no problem cause i know it's gonna get better. She leaves and comes back with a fuckin live chicken, I'm all fucked up cause Ive seen my aunt throw chicken blood on my uncle and that nigga Neva been right since. She can tell I'm shook, but says calm down. I'm dumb and I wanna keep fuckin her so I chill, she starts wavin the bird around and spits water on me and the bird. Bitch gets a knife and now I'm like fuck! She cuts the fuckin head off and drips chicken blood on my chest and dick, I'm froze. She throws the bird in a bucket and starts to lick the blood off my chest and dick. Again I bus mad nut. She gets up, takes the bucket and says ima shower. I'm layin there smellin like chicken blood, nut and coconut wax. I'm thinkin this bitch seasoned me up to eat me.
I shower and she calls out to come eat, bitch cooked the fuckin bird. I ate, nigga was hungry.
Lmaooo
 
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