You're obviously watching a whole different show from everybody else, but hey ... good luck with that.
Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?
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You're obviously watching a whole different show from everybody else, but hey ... good luck with that.
That's what I'm in here looking for. I'm looking at every post like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah where the fuck is @stretchwallz shit?Exactly. Every time I see update in here I'm checking for @stretchwallz. Yo stretch? I need that breakdown
Flawless just reads reviews
Yo @stretchwallz
all day, man this is me. Drake, Lil Wayne...Young...whomever 
"Make it stop"
- "Just make it stop please" Loras cries like 40 year old at a party playing Drake music
all day, man this is me. Drake, Lil Wayne...Young...whomever "Make it stop"
niggas love to project. just say YOU dont like her and stop with the imaginary unanimous cosigns.
"unlikable?" ... You must have her character mixed up with Cersei, who is by 100 miles the most unlikable female character in this show...If anything Dany is a sympathetic figure...the impetuous heroine who needs to get knocked down a few notches before she realizes she doesn't know every goddamn thing, and then rises to seize the day. Within the fan base, she's got a lot more people rooting FOR her than against her.
We were having a side discussion about different show called the 100. Not talking about dany.
on the real I'm starting to think Dany will be the villain of the story....take away the back story we know and listen to her dialogue- she has been channeling DrDoom's ruling style and his speeches from anytime he steps up to god status, for a while now! Last night she almost quoted the Joker from the Dark Knight: "you small men are scheming on petty raids and rapes... the world deserves a better class of terror - a better class of Dothraki!
well, I'm here now to lead all khals, and I'll give the world the terror it deserves!"
I think the fact that they were "soft" by Khal Drogo's standards worked to her advantage. They were simply more interested in fucking.
Stretch killed it! Lol @Pac reference
I don't know how it miss it the first time but the Dothraki counsel meeting before Khaleesi walked in was hilarious.
- "Aggo was my nigga. He served me well."
-"He got his head smashed in with a rock."
-" Aggo allowed himself to get beaten to death with a rock .... Fuck Aggo!"
- "Aggo was my nigga. He served me well."
-"He got his head smashed in with a rock."
-" Aggo allowed himself to get beaten to death with a rock .... Fuck Aggo!"
Dany's whole scene was foretold by Tyrion when he told Grey worm and Missandre that the master's weakness is underestimating them.
The Khal's underestimated Dany and got turned into BBQ real quick. I think Dany and Tyrion going to be a deadly combo once she returns.
The Khal's underestimated Dany and got turned into BBQ real quick. I think Dany and Tyrion going to be a deadly combo once she returns.
Agreed especially if it works out like some theorize of a 3 headed rule.
Just like dawilleyone posted vary's has a specific ideal of a peaceful ruler/rulership.
Dany is the just leader with a strong desire to right wrongs
Tyrion provides the political and strategic mind to accomplish these goals.
Jon is the military leader that can both unite the houses needed or destroy the one's who will cause disruption.
I like Dany... She rules by fear also...
People forget she is the "mad" king's daughter.
Every once in awhile, she reminds us of that. She fortold back in season two that her enemies will die screaming... Fire and blood and all that... she had the masters hung...had others burned alive. Yeah, she claims its all to fight the horror of slavery. But in Westeros there is no slavery. It won't be so black and white.
She seems to like that shyt. She was smirking at the Khals the whole time before she turned the torches over.
People forget she is the "mad" king's daughter.
Every once in awhile, she reminds us of that. She fortold back in season two that her enemies will die screaming... Fire and blood and all that... she had the masters hung...had others burned alive. Yeah, she claims its all to fight the horror of slavery. But in Westeros there is no slavery. It won't be so black and white.
She seems to like that shyt. She was smirking at the Khals the whole time before she turned the torches over.
Yesterday I rewatched season 1 episode 1 and Dany's brother told her, "Id let Khal Drago and all of the Khal's take their turns with you if it assured me an army." It's crazy that the Khal's almost told Dany the same thing word for word. I imagine she smirked remembering her brother said the same thing.
I implore everyone to rewatch s1 episode 1 it has maddddddd foreshadowing.
*EDIT* Here's the actual exchange:
Daenerys Targaryen: I don't want to be his Queen. I want to go home.
Viserys Targaryen: So do I. I want us both to go home, but, they took it from us. So tell me, sweet sister, how do we go home?
Daenerys Targaryen: I don't know.
Viserys Targaryen: We go home with an army. With Khal Drogo's army. I would let his whole tribe fuck you - all forty thousand men - and their horses too if that's what it took
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Dany don't need wildfire like her father the mad king did.
But the way this season is shaping up..who says the mad king was really as mad as they say. Bran is learning Ned wasn't as noble as the story says either.
Dialog:
"The Mad King was obsessed with it. He loved to watch people burn, the way their skin blackened and blistered and melted off their bones. He burned lords he didn't like. He burned Hands who disobeyed him. He burned anyone who was against him. Before long, half the country was against him. Aerys saw traitors everywhere. So he had his pyromancer place caches of wildfire all over the city. beneath the Sept of Baelor and the slums of Flea Bottom. Under houses, stables, taverns. Even beneath the Red Keep itself.
Finally, the day of reckoning came. Robert Baratheon marched on the capital after his victory at the Trident. But my father arrived first with the whole Lannister army at his back, promising to defend the city against the rebels. I knew my father better than that. He's never been one to pick the losing side. I told the Mad King as much. I urged him to surrender peacefully. But the king didn't listen to me. He didn't listen to Varys who tried to warn him. But he did listen to Grand Maester Pycelle, that grey, sunken cunt. "You can trust the Lannisters," he said. "The Lannisters have always been true friends of the crown." So we opened the gates and my father sacked the city.
Once again, I came to the king, begging him to surrender. He told me to... bring him my father's head. Then he... turned to his pyromancer. "Burn them all," he said. "Burn them in their homes. Burn them in their beds." Tell me, if your precious Renly commanded you to kill your own father and stand by while thousands of men, women, and children burned alive, would you have done it? Would you have kept your oath then? First, I killed the pyromancer. And then when the king turned to flee, I drove my sword into his back. "Burn them all," he kept saying. "Burn them all." I don't think he expected to die. He- he meant to... burn with the rest of us and rise again, reborn as a dragon to turn his enemies to ash. I slit his throat to make sure that didn't happen. That's where Ned Stark found me." - Jaime Lannister
On another note...Dany gonna invent a new way to f up Jamie if he is still around when he arrives.
But the way this season is shaping up..who says the mad king was really as mad as they say. Bran is learning Ned wasn't as noble as the story says either.
Dialog:
"The Mad King was obsessed with it. He loved to watch people burn, the way their skin blackened and blistered and melted off their bones. He burned lords he didn't like. He burned Hands who disobeyed him. He burned anyone who was against him. Before long, half the country was against him. Aerys saw traitors everywhere. So he had his pyromancer place caches of wildfire all over the city. beneath the Sept of Baelor and the slums of Flea Bottom. Under houses, stables, taverns. Even beneath the Red Keep itself.
Finally, the day of reckoning came. Robert Baratheon marched on the capital after his victory at the Trident. But my father arrived first with the whole Lannister army at his back, promising to defend the city against the rebels. I knew my father better than that. He's never been one to pick the losing side. I told the Mad King as much. I urged him to surrender peacefully. But the king didn't listen to me. He didn't listen to Varys who tried to warn him. But he did listen to Grand Maester Pycelle, that grey, sunken cunt. "You can trust the Lannisters," he said. "The Lannisters have always been true friends of the crown." So we opened the gates and my father sacked the city.
Once again, I came to the king, begging him to surrender. He told me to... bring him my father's head. Then he... turned to his pyromancer. "Burn them all," he said. "Burn them in their homes. Burn them in their beds." Tell me, if your precious Renly commanded you to kill your own father and stand by while thousands of men, women, and children burned alive, would you have done it? Would you have kept your oath then? First, I killed the pyromancer. And then when the king turned to flee, I drove my sword into his back. "Burn them all," he kept saying. "Burn them all." I don't think he expected to die. He- he meant to... burn with the rest of us and rise again, reborn as a dragon to turn his enemies to ash. I slit his throat to make sure that didn't happen. That's where Ned Stark found me." - Jaime Lannister
On another note...Dany gonna invent a new way to f up Jamie if he is still around when he arrives.
You are putting too much into it, even Ramsey said he would do the same thing to Sansa and other people in the show have said similar. Sometimes folks think the writers are geniuses who are always putting small hints in their scenes when it's just a coincidence
I see how it COULD be like this. But then i think they could be enemies as well.
I think Tyrion can show Dany that being a leader isn't always a show of force and that politics and strategy are just as, if not more important to successful governance.
Whether she lets him help her is the question.
The Khals talking about the wise masters sounded like they been hanging out with Avon.
Fuck the wise masters. Since when do we buy horses? We take horses.
Fuck the wise masters. Since when do we buy horses? We take horses.
Game of Thrones' army sizes, by the numbers
Warning: The following post contains spoilers from Season 6 of Game of Thrones.
Game of Thrones is setting itself up to get bloody on a scale we haven't seen before.
Following the fourth episode of Season 6, it seems clear that some large armies are about to go toe-to-toe in Westeros (and Essos). But how exactly do the remaining large players in the war of the five kings stack up against each other?
Starting with a few estimates found in Redditor 89Dragon89's post on the Game of Thrones subreddit, we compiled numbers found in the books and on the show to build a rough estimate of how many fighting soldiers each major army has at the moment.
Of course, this graphic doesn't include the armies Daenerys Targaryen is set to take on in the slaver cities, or the northern forces that could be corralled into siding with the recently resurrected Jon Snow. Those numbers are difficult to estimate following events like the Red Wedding and the civil unrest caused by the Sons of the Harpy.
Also left out of this chart is the potential civilian army of King's Landing, many of whom could side with the High Sparrow in a fight against the Tyrell and Lannister forces.
In any case, who really cares because the White Walkers potentially have an army of super-human-walking-dead-monster-people numbering in the hundreds of thousands.
Happy killing!
http://mashable.com/2016/05/16/game-of-thrones-army-numbers/#9TnuWT5Q5Zq1
Who Is Going To Kill Ramsay Bolton?
There are only two questions that I’m interested in seeing answered during this season of Game of Thrones: Is Ramsay Bolton going to get fucked all the way up? If he is, who is going to do it?
Ever since King Joffery vacated the show’s Elfin Psychopath Everyone Wants To See Die; I Mean, Seriously, Can Someone Just Off This Creep Already? position, Ramsay has been pushing the boundaries of cartoonish evil-doing. It was all chill when he was just being a weirdo and flaying people’s dicks, but now he’s fed a newborn and its mother to wild dogs, and it’s time for him to get out of our faces.
Five seasons of watching This Ain’t The Princess Bride, Bitch! would lead us to believe that the answer to the first question is something like, “Haha, are you lost?” We’ve seen enough rape, decapitation, and charming lotharios getting their heads exploded to know better than to expect a cinematic death for Ramsay doled out by one of the ever-dwindling cast of good guys. According to the internal logic of the first five seasons, this one should end with, I don’t know, Jon Snow and Sansa being stung to death by monster bees?
And yet—he says, as cautiously as a man stepping through a minefield—I think Ramsay going to get his before the end of this season. For one, Jon Snow’s recent resurrection would seem to disqualify him from ending up the loser of the forthcoming Bastard Fight. There’s also the fact that this season, if for no other reason than needing to finally move the goddamn plot along, has traded in some of the childish nihilism that we’ve all grown to love so much for more redemptive storylines. Aside from all that, there aren’t that many episodes left in this dang show, and Ramsay only needs to be the big bad guy until the Real Big Bad Guys show up with their cool ice swords and whatnot, and that has to be happening sooner rather than later.
Now that we’re all in agreement (no, shut up, we all agree) about Ramsay’s impending doom, it’s time to lay down some odds for all the ways it could potentially go down.
100/1: Jon Snow
Even if the show is moving away from ol’ GRRM’s extremely dank and not-at-all exhausting worldview, I don’t think the writers can believably pull off a scene in which Jon Snow gets to play the conquering hero. We’ve been smashing beetles way too long for an outcome as pat and narratively concise as this one to work.
100/1: Sansa Stark
See above
85/1: Robin Arryn
The Knights of the Vale are marching on Castle Black, which could mean this little weirdo will be present for Bastard Fight. I’d like to see this scene play out, if only to see what kind of camera tricks the director has to use to disguise the fact that the kid who plays Robin is now twice Ramsay’s size.
50/1: Arya Stark
I mean, she’s really far away, right? I don’t think Jedi Brett Michaels is really the kind of boss who gives out vacation days, anyway.
35/1: Drogon The Dragon
I can’t think of a good reason why Drogon would end up in Westeros, but Dragon ex Machina is not a solution that the writers have shied away from in the past.
30/1: He gets killed by his own men during some mutiny
This would fit in nicely with the logic of the show, but it’s a trick they already pulled off with Theon. Also, it’s boring as hell.
20/1: Podrick Payne
Our sweet boy Pod does have a knack for sneaking up on bad guys and putting his spear to good use, and getting taken down by a magic-dicked teen would be a fittingly embarrassing end for Ramsay.
15/1: Brienne of Tarth
Brienne is one of the few characters in this show who is actually capable of going out there and getting shit done. She avenged Renly Baratheon, found both Stark girls as she promised to, and kicked the shit out of the Hound. I can see some scenario in which Jon Snow is too much of a chump to finish the job and Brienne has to come in and remove Ramay’s head herself.
10/1: Tormund Giantsbane
This is the guy I most want to see get the kill, because Tormund is the best character on the show. He’s like Yukon Cornelius but with dick jokes and an immunity to arrows. He also fights like a goddamn grizzly bear that learned to hold a sword, and all I want in this world is to see him hack Ramsay to pieces.
5/1: Ghost
This is a strong option, because it would supply a sufficiently gory kill and also a neat bit of irony, given Ramsay’s fondness for his own dogs. Also, Ghost hasn’t gotten to do much this season and it’s time to let him cook.
5/1: The Night’s King
Haha, owned.
2/1: Ramsay gets whatever Westeros’ version of the Spanish Flu is and dies in his bed.
Haha, owned even harder.
There are only two questions that I’m interested in seeing answered during this season of Game of Thrones: Is Ramsay Bolton going to get fucked all the way up? If he is, who is going to do it?
Ever since King Joffery vacated the show’s Elfin Psychopath Everyone Wants To See Die; I Mean, Seriously, Can Someone Just Off This Creep Already? position, Ramsay has been pushing the boundaries of cartoonish evil-doing. It was all chill when he was just being a weirdo and flaying people’s dicks, but now he’s fed a newborn and its mother to wild dogs, and it’s time for him to get out of our faces.
Five seasons of watching This Ain’t The Princess Bride, Bitch! would lead us to believe that the answer to the first question is something like, “Haha, are you lost?” We’ve seen enough rape, decapitation, and charming lotharios getting their heads exploded to know better than to expect a cinematic death for Ramsay doled out by one of the ever-dwindling cast of good guys. According to the internal logic of the first five seasons, this one should end with, I don’t know, Jon Snow and Sansa being stung to death by monster bees?
And yet—he says, as cautiously as a man stepping through a minefield—I think Ramsay going to get his before the end of this season. For one, Jon Snow’s recent resurrection would seem to disqualify him from ending up the loser of the forthcoming Bastard Fight. There’s also the fact that this season, if for no other reason than needing to finally move the goddamn plot along, has traded in some of the childish nihilism that we’ve all grown to love so much for more redemptive storylines. Aside from all that, there aren’t that many episodes left in this dang show, and Ramsay only needs to be the big bad guy until the Real Big Bad Guys show up with their cool ice swords and whatnot, and that has to be happening sooner rather than later.
Now that we’re all in agreement (no, shut up, we all agree) about Ramsay’s impending doom, it’s time to lay down some odds for all the ways it could potentially go down.
100/1: Jon Snow
Even if the show is moving away from ol’ GRRM’s extremely dank and not-at-all exhausting worldview, I don’t think the writers can believably pull off a scene in which Jon Snow gets to play the conquering hero. We’ve been smashing beetles way too long for an outcome as pat and narratively concise as this one to work.
100/1: Sansa Stark
See above
85/1: Robin Arryn
The Knights of the Vale are marching on Castle Black, which could mean this little weirdo will be present for Bastard Fight. I’d like to see this scene play out, if only to see what kind of camera tricks the director has to use to disguise the fact that the kid who plays Robin is now twice Ramsay’s size.
50/1: Arya Stark
I mean, she’s really far away, right? I don’t think Jedi Brett Michaels is really the kind of boss who gives out vacation days, anyway.
35/1: Drogon The Dragon
I can’t think of a good reason why Drogon would end up in Westeros, but Dragon ex Machina is not a solution that the writers have shied away from in the past.
30/1: He gets killed by his own men during some mutiny
This would fit in nicely with the logic of the show, but it’s a trick they already pulled off with Theon. Also, it’s boring as hell.
20/1: Podrick Payne
Our sweet boy Pod does have a knack for sneaking up on bad guys and putting his spear to good use, and getting taken down by a magic-dicked teen would be a fittingly embarrassing end for Ramsay.
15/1: Brienne of Tarth
Brienne is one of the few characters in this show who is actually capable of going out there and getting shit done. She avenged Renly Baratheon, found both Stark girls as she promised to, and kicked the shit out of the Hound. I can see some scenario in which Jon Snow is too much of a chump to finish the job and Brienne has to come in and remove Ramay’s head herself.
10/1: Tormund Giantsbane
This is the guy I most want to see get the kill, because Tormund is the best character on the show. He’s like Yukon Cornelius but with dick jokes and an immunity to arrows. He also fights like a goddamn grizzly bear that learned to hold a sword, and all I want in this world is to see him hack Ramsay to pieces.
5/1: Ghost
This is a strong option, because it would supply a sufficiently gory kill and also a neat bit of irony, given Ramsay’s fondness for his own dogs. Also, Ghost hasn’t gotten to do much this season and it’s time to let him cook.
5/1: The Night’s King
Haha, owned.
2/1: Ramsay gets whatever Westeros’ version of the Spanish Flu is and dies in his bed.
Haha, owned even harder.
Game of Thrones' army sizes, by the numbers
Warning: The following post contains spoilers from Season 6 of Game of Thrones.
Game of Thrones is setting itself up to get bloody on a scale we haven't seen before.
Following the fourth episode of Season 6, it seems clear that some large armies are about to go toe-to-toe in Westeros (and Essos). But how exactly do the remaining large players in the war of the five kings stack up against each other?
Starting with a few estimates found in Redditor 89Dragon89's post on the Game of Thrones subreddit, we compiled numbers found in the books and on the show to build a rough estimate of how many fighting soldiers each major army has at the moment.
Of course, this graphic doesn't include the armies Daenerys Targaryen is set to take on in the slaver cities, or the northern forces that could be corralled into siding with the recently resurrected Jon Snow. Those numbers are difficult to estimate following events like the Red Wedding and the civil unrest caused by the Sons of the Harpy.
Also left out of this chart is the potential civilian army of King's Landing, many of whom could side with the High Sparrow in a fight against the Tyrell and Lannister forces.
In any case, who really cares because the White Walkers potentially have an army of super-human-walking-dead-monster-people numbering in the hundreds of thousands.
Happy killing!
http://mashable.com/2016/05/16/game-of-thrones-army-numbers/#9TnuWT5Q5Zq1
Don't forget Khaleesi also has like 2000 Second Sons. Still not fucking with the White Walkers in terms of numbers but she is still shitting on almost everyone in Westeros.
Who Is Going To Kill Ramsay Bolton?
There are only two questions that I’m interested in seeing answered during this season of Game of Thrones: Is Ramsay Bolton going to get fucked all the way up? If he is, who is going to do it?
Ever since King Joffery vacated the show’s Elfin Psychopath Everyone Wants To See Die; I Mean, Seriously, Can Someone Just Off This Creep Already? position, Ramsay has been pushing the boundaries of cartoonish evil-doing. It was all chill when he was just being a weirdo and flaying people’s dicks, but now he’s fed a newborn and its mother to wild dogs, and it’s time for him to get out of our faces.
Five seasons of watching This Ain’t The Princess Bride, Bitch! would lead us to believe that the answer to the first question is something like, “Haha, are you lost?” We’ve seen enough rape, decapitation, and charming lotharios getting their heads exploded to know better than to expect a cinematic death for Ramsay doled out by one of the ever-dwindling cast of good guys. According to the internal logic of the first five seasons, this one should end with, I don’t know, Jon Snow and Sansa being stung to death by monster bees?
And yet—he says, as cautiously as a man stepping through a minefield—I think Ramsay going to get his before the end of this season. For one, Jon Snow’s recent resurrection would seem to disqualify him from ending up the loser of the forthcoming Bastard Fight. There’s also the fact that this season, if for no other reason than needing to finally move the goddamn plot along, has traded in some of the childish nihilism that we’ve all grown to love so much for more redemptive storylines. Aside from all that, there aren’t that many episodes left in this dang show, and Ramsay only needs to be the big bad guy until the Real Big Bad Guys show up with their cool ice swords and whatnot, and that has to be happening sooner rather than later.
Now that we’re all in agreement (no, shut up, we all agree) about Ramsay’s impending doom, it’s time to lay down some odds for all the ways it could potentially go down.
100/1: Jon Snow
Even if the show is moving away from ol’ GRRM’s extremely dank and not-at-all exhausting worldview, I don’t think the writers can believably pull off a scene in which Jon Snow gets to play the conquering hero. We’ve been smashing beetles way too long for an outcome as pat and narratively concise as this one to work.
100/1: Sansa Stark
See above
85/1: Robin Arryn
The Knights of the Vale are marching on Castle Black, which could mean this little weirdo will be present for Bastard Fight. I’d like to see this scene play out, if only to see what kind of camera tricks the director has to use to disguise the fact that the kid who plays Robin is now twice Ramsay’s size.
50/1: Arya Stark
I mean, she’s really far away, right? I don’t think Jedi Brett Michaels is really the kind of boss who gives out vacation days, anyway.
35/1: Drogon The Dragon
I can’t think of a good reason why Drogon would end up in Westeros, but Dragon ex Machina is not a solution that the writers have shied away from in the past.
30/1: He gets killed by his own men during some mutiny
This would fit in nicely with the logic of the show, but it’s a trick they already pulled off with Theon. Also, it’s boring as hell.
20/1: Podrick Payne
Our sweet boy Pod does have a knack for sneaking up on bad guys and putting his spear to good use, and getting taken down by a magic-dicked teen would be a fittingly embarrassing end for Ramsay.
15/1: Brienne of Tarth
Brienne is one of the few characters in this show who is actually capable of going out there and getting shit done. She avenged Renly Baratheon, found both Stark girls as she promised to, and kicked the shit out of the Hound. I can see some scenario in which Jon Snow is too much of a chump to finish the job and Brienne has to come in and remove Ramay’s head herself.
10/1: Tormund Giantsbane
This is the guy I most want to see get the kill, because Tormund is the best character on the show. He’s like Yukon Cornelius but with dick jokes and an immunity to arrows. He also fights like a goddamn grizzly bear that learned to hold a sword, and all I want in this world is to see him hack Ramsay to pieces.
5/1: Ghost
This is a strong option, because it would supply a sufficiently gory kill and also a neat bit of irony, given Ramsay’s fondness for his own dogs. Also, Ghost hasn’t gotten to do much this season and it’s time to let him cook.
5/1: The Night’s King
Haha, owned.
2/1: Ramsay gets whatever Westeros’ version of the Spanish Flu is and dies in his bed.
Haha, owned even harder.
no happy ending but he most likely will die this season cause he has broken more than one law of power
Here we go Season 6 Episode 4 "The book of the stranger" was a good episode that saw the reunion of several family members and set the seeds of war across Westeros. No White Walkers yet but we witnessed first hand the song of fire this week
- The gates at Castle Black open and one of the brothers in black begins playing Peaches and Herb on the horn
- Thank the mother; I thought Sansa would go Lauryn Hill and show up 2 hours to late and miss Jon
- Jon is ready to move south like I did in 99. Fuck these snow-tires, icicles, long underwear, shovels, etc.... I'm going to the gulf where some thick women and warm weather is
- Tormund sees Brienne and instantly hears Scarface "Man I met this chick so fine, So bad she made me sick sometime. I just had to fuck this bitch one time"
- Young Robin is shooting arrows worse than Dennis Rodman in a 3 point shootout
- Littlefinger with the pinky ring and a new cape looking like Doctor Strange.
- He brings Young Robin a gift he can throw out the moon door repeatedly ...Unless Ser Royce accuses him of treachery again
- Somehow the most hated and wanted man in the North Theon/Reek finds a ferry to the iron islands
- Osha tells Ramsey she's literally seen a man eat a dick, and he's slightly turned on... then stabs her
- Tormund eats his turkey leg glaring at Brienne (like he'd make her climb the wall and take him to Red Lobster)
- I've fucked a bear, a baby seal... but I've never hit a monstrosity like this woman from Tarth - Tormund
- A rider from Winterfell with a letter from Lord Bolton. It begins with "First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim...Winterfell is mine bastard"
- Has Sansa been listening to Lemonade?? "Jon a monster has taken our brother and our home"
- Super Daario Brothers purse Danaerys, while Jorah exposes his greyscale
- Jorah tries to throw sand at a Dothraki, which works as well as throwing a snowball at a White Walker
- Andre Rison is having flashbacks as Danaerys starts burning the house down
- Jorah sees Danaerys naked again and wants to beat his shit hard with his stone hand
- Well there are alot of widowed Khaleesi's now.
- Did Danaerys step out of the fire like she's in V for Vendetta ? Glad to see "the Shop" finally got Charlie to weaponize her powers #Firestarter
- All the Dothraki kneel before the symbol of white supremacy and Vaes Dothrak will need a new welcome center
- Danaerys doesn't burn? or tan obviously even the Dothraki noticed she's pale as milk. Hope she keeps her vitamin D up
- Not one of the notoriously brave Dothraki thought "she's a witch" and kamazaki drove a sword into Danaerys while burning ?
- "To go forward you must go back.." Step out of fire again and subjugate these people Danaerys
- Half of BGOL would like to throw their sword through Danaerys's moon door
What about the army from the veil?Game of Thrones' army sizes, by the numbers
Warning: The following post contains spoilers from Season 6 of Game of Thrones.
Game of Thrones is setting itself up to get bloody on a scale we haven't seen before.
Following the fourth episode of Season 6, it seems clear that some large armies are about to go toe-to-toe in Westeros (and Essos). But how exactly do the remaining large players in the war of the five kings stack up against each other?
Starting with a few estimates found in Redditor 89Dragon89's post on the Game of Thrones subreddit, we compiled numbers found in the books and on the show to build a rough estimate of how many fighting soldiers each major army has at the moment.
Of course, this graphic doesn't include the armies Daenerys Targaryen is set to take on in the slaver cities, or the northern forces that could be corralled into siding with the recently resurrected Jon Snow. Those numbers are difficult to estimate following events like the Red Wedding and the civil unrest caused by the Sons of the Harpy.
Also left out of this chart is the potential civilian army of King's Landing, many of whom could side with the High Sparrow in a fight against the Tyrell and Lannister forces.
In any case, who really cares because the White Walkers potentially have an army of super-human-walking-dead-monster-people numbering in the hundreds of thousands.
Happy killing!
http://mashable.com/2016/05/16/game-of-thrones-army-numbers/#9TnuWT5Q5Zq1
How big is the Lannister army?
What happened to the Nights watch? I thought they had a couple hundred left after the battle with the wildings
Yeah, they totally forgot about the Knights of the Vale, who are still at full strength since Littlefinger has kept them on the sidelines so far. They are somewhere between Dorne and the Tyrell army as far as strength.
I would say that they are roughly the size of the Vale at this point. Jaime tried to imply that they were still the biggest army by calling the Tyrells the second biggest, but I'm not buying it after all that fighting that they've been doing.
They only had about a hundred at Castle Black to start with before they fought Mance Rayder and the Wildlings.
Littlefinger is definitely making MOVES. He playin this like a game of Risk. Setting everyone else up to take each other out and then coming in and cleaning house at the end and taking over.
Hmm just a stray thought...What if Little finger is in touch with varis?
God no.
Remember that Varys doesn't care for Littlefinger and says he's the most dangerous man in Westeros
All that revealed before LF "chaos is a ladder" speech
Yall trippin Darnaris is the only reason I even got through season one and the beginning of two.
Not only is she likeable/lovable She was the only story line/ plight I cared about for the longest.
As far as looks, I said before, the white wig and them lips got her looking fine as fuck and I would definitely fight for her in that world.
In real life without the wing she the most plain jane white girl you ever seen.
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