Cheating Man’s Mistress Shows Up To His Wedding And Slow Claps Before Saying This

cmon son you know damn well you got some dudes out there, that just cant say no to pussy...

I turned down many of advances because I seen that trouble aka future drama a mile away..
and if its on the job.. that shit is getting shut down before it even gets started... I never shit where I eat.. you know how many dudes break this rule.. it may work out sometimes, but when it goes bad, that muthafucka goes bad!!!

some dudes would fuck a fly if it stayed still long enough...

I'm not saying say no to pussy though. I'm saying don't have a side chick and expect her to be cool with you marrying another woman when you know deep down inside she wants to be the one getting the wedding.

We talk about how emotional women are, how sometimes they throw logic out the window. We talk about them not playing their role etc etc but then get surprised when this chick decided to crash the wedding cause the dude she wants a life with is about to marry another chick? She said this what you left my house for last night ... they fucked.. then this morning he was probably like alright going to get married today ill see you later or some bullshit... and she told her friend...and her friend was like girl i wouldn't take that..and she was like you know what im gonna go do it... and her friend was like...girl... and she was like watch im gonna do it.

and then she did
 
Dumb asses still telling their side chicks their government name on some "I'm a player and keeping it real" shit. Fools never learn. Have that bitch googling Joe Smith -- unless you Joe Smith. Cats living by 70s rules when you could simply opt out of the phonebook and not be found. :lol2:
 
Dumb asses still telling their side chicks their government name on some "I'm a player and keeping it real" shit. Fools never learn. Have that bitch googling Joe Smith -- unless you Joe Smith. Cats living by 70s rules when you could simply opt out of the phonebook and not be found. :lol2:

not only that but his side chick lives in the general area of where he lives with his fiancee
he left the house that morning to go to the wedding lol
 
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that look on his face... he know who it is and his boy knows who it is lol
 
No doubt... but ultimately she was like, I'm gonna fuck your life up either way. If you come back cool, but if you stay with her, Imma be a part of your shit no matter what. Errbody is gonna remember her, and she's all over that fools wedding video too... :smh:

lol..

oh well his ditch... he dug it....
 
I'm not saying say no to pussy though. I'm saying don't have a side chick and expect her to be cool with you marrying another woman when you know deep down inside she wants to be the one getting the wedding.

We talk about how emotional women are, how sometimes they throw logic out the window. We talk about them not playing their role etc etc but then get surprised when this chick decided to crash the wedding cause the dude she wants a life with is about to marry another chick? She said this what you left my house for last night ... they fucked.. then this morning he was probably like alright going to get married today ill see you later or some bullshit... and she told her friend...and her friend was like girl i wouldn't take that..and she was like you know what im gonna go do it... and her friend was like...girl... and she was like watch im gonna do it.

and then she did

you mean you NEVER say no to pussy...

you are begging for stress in your life... trust me son there is some coochie out there you have to pass up..

I could tell good coochie from dilapitated coochie a mile away...

you fuck the wrong coochie son, you gonna be smelling funny for weeks...

scratching like a flea ridden dog...

you better know when to hold em and know when to fold em

you better know when to walk away..

know when to run...

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...simple...he didn't choose her to be his wife...she is bitter...its cool tho...the next day she gone leave him vm and texts telling him how she fucked up and sorry she was for doing that.

Then after he don't reply she will go into that I ain't fucking with nothing ass niggas no mo...next some dude will fall victim to hearing her complain about ol boy but he don't care he just wants the pussy...then he gon drop her as well...then she gon go through the serial dating phase on pof and them other dating sites with intros like...if you full of drama don't waste my time....or looking for a real man that wants to settle down...after she get ran through on there then she will start going to church again and put the pussy on lock until deacon milla run game on her after the first house visit and fuck her for about 3 months then at that time she gon find out he was fucking sister Jones and other usher woman who always had an attitude with her every time she seen...

After that...she gone send ol dude a text that say..

Look I miss what we had...i know you married now but I'm still in love with you...

He gon come thru and beat the brakes off that pussy and she will be back to her old self again
 
Probably his pillow talking ass.
Pussy so good you can't help but have your business shoot up out of you like the semen from earlier.

How mothafuckas go to war and not taught interrogation and anti interrogation techniques is amazing to me. I always kept a cold ass wash cloth next to me. A warm wash cloth simulates the place you just left. A cold one tells you to get the hell on out of there.
 
you mean you NEVER say no to pussy...

you are begging for stress in your life... trust me son there is some coochie out there you have to pass up..

I could tell good coochie from dilapitated coochie a mile away...

you fuck the wrong coochie son, you gonna be smelling funny for weeks...

scratching like a flea ridden dog...

you better know when to hold em and know when to fold em

you better know when to walk away..

know when to run...

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lol you went somewhere else with that response. im saying make some sense. dude clearly messed with a chick who wanted more and knew where he was going to get married and lived close enough to visit her the day of his wedding and she lives close enough to crash the shit
im wondering what did he think was going to happen? she was going to stay silent for some code that don't exist anymore? it ain't happening now for the average side chick having joe.

look at his boy's face. his boy saw her the whole time i bet and was just waiting to see what went down soon as she clapped he started grinning from ear to ear
 
Dumb asses still telling their side chicks their government name on some "I'm a player and keeping it real" shit. Fools never learn. Have that bitch googling Joe Smith -- unless you Joe Smith. Cats living by 70s rules when you could simply opt out of the phonebook and not be found. :lol2:
Soooo you don't give your real name? LMAO
 
I'm not saying say no to pussy though. I'm saying don't have a side chick and expect her to be cool with you marrying another woman when you know deep down inside she wants to be the one getting the wedding.

We talk about how emotional women are, how sometimes they throw logic out the window. We talk about them not playing their role etc etc but then get surprised when this chick decided to crash the wedding cause the dude she wants a life with is about to marry another chick? She said this what you left my house for last night ... they fucked.. then this morning he was probably like alright going to get married today ill see you later or some bullshit... and she told her friend...and her friend was like girl i wouldn't take that..and she was like you know what im gonna go do it... and her friend was like...girl... and she was like watch im gonna do it.

and then she did

ROTFLMMFAO @ how you broke it down with the side piece and friend conversation.

Crazy thing is that's probably how it went though
 
Pussy so good you can't help but have your business shoot up out of you like the semen from earlier.

How mothafuckas go to war and not taught interrogation and anti interrogation techniques is amazing to me. I always kept a cold ass wash cloth next to me. A warm wash cloth simulates the place you just left. A cold one tells you to get the hell on out of there.

Man this place gives me the best laughs and knowledge. I have never heard no shit like this before in my life.

:lol::lol::lol:
 
Soooo you don't give your real name? LMAO
Only fools give their real names to side pieces these days. They can know your real situation, e.g., you're married, engaged, or have a girlfriend, but they should never know your real information. That's just dumb. And if a guy picks an involved chick 'who has something to lose,' it's even crazier to give up your real info. If the other guy find out, a lot of shit can go down(murder being one). And best believe some of these women will give up everything when caught. :smh:
 
Everybody should have got the phuck out when a chic slow claps like that and then u hear the tone in her voice !!! Thats a hint and a half fo yo ass !!! You leave...damn the wedding reception !!! That's the sound of something crazy is about to happen !!! You say "Phuck it" and go .Facetime them if u have to . Just get the phuck out give them their presents via email !!!
 
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Soooo you don't give your real name? LMAO

I just give nickname...real talk...I been living out here for 12 years now and the only ppl who know my real name are my cuz'ns and my coworkers lol...the only exception is one time I was watching netflix w/ a chic I was seeing @ the time...she came over in the middle of the flick...I had just made a new account earlier that day...anyway I forgot that it shows your real name when looking for movies...normally I change it to just show my nickname...so the flick was over and I back out the movie to look for something else to watch and boom there goes my full first name on the screen...we were talking a bit then it just got quiet...neither of us said anything...it was like nothing happened...but I was a bit nervous that she seen it and I know she stored that shit in her memory bank lol
 
I just give nickname...real talk...I been living out here for 12 years now and the only ppl who know my real name are my cuz'ns and my coworkers lol...the only exception is one time I was watching netflix w/ a chic I was seeing @ the time...she came over in the middle of the flick...I had just made a new account earlier that day...anyway I forgot that it shows your real name when looking for movies...normally I change it to just show my nickname...so the flick was over and I back out the movie to look for something else to watch and boom there goes my full first name on the screen...we were talking a bit then it just got quiet...neither of us said anything...it was like nothing happened...but I was a bit nervous that she seen it and I know she stored that shit in her memory bank lol

Only fools give their real names to side pieces these days. They can know your real situation, e.g., you're married, engaged, or have a girlfriend, but they should never know your real information. That's just dumb. And if a guy picks an involved chick 'who has something to lose,' it's even crazier to give up your real info. If the other guy find out, a lot of shit can go down(murder being one). And best believe some of these women will give up everything when caught. :smh:
Yall just schooled the shit out of me. One on the netflix thing and 2 on the whole name thing. I'm so freaking honest until it's sad on my part. But I don't the play side chick thing either, but man I didn't know shit was that serious out here.
 
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