What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

Hey Hobo with a shotgun started straight but then got ridiculous. And Rubber I watched one late night on Showtime and I couldn't believe what i was seeing so I cant give an honest critique on it. But here are my choices:

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The Happening.

It's like the tagline of the movie should be "They don't even tell you what happened, or why it stop happening, it just HAPPENED! The Happening!!!"

I think that movie made me stop going to the movies or watching movies in one sitting. And the girl that dragged me to go see that shit, that bitch? I cussed her ass out and never forgave her for that shit.

The whole movie in 5 minutes:

 
The Happening.

It's like the tagline of the movie should be "They don't even tell you what happened, or why it stop happening, it just HAPPENED! The Happening!!!"

I think that movie made me stop going to the movies or watching movies in one sitting. And the girl that dragged me to go see that shit, that bitch? I cussed her ass out and never forgave her for that shit.

The whole movie in 5 minutes:



it's no way mark wasn't trolling us through that whole movie..i kno he had to be laughing in btw takes like i can't believe this director thinks this is acting..this nig had the cue card face the whole time like he was reading off cue cards..i refuse to believe that nig wasn't being sarcastic and somewhere he didn't make a shitload of money on a dare that he would troll the whole movie
 
This terrible movie. I've seen worse low budget movies. But they aren't meant to be serious.

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Nah

just love dry humor

and Ossie Davis and Abe Vigoda

even the homie Ebert dug it

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I dug it too. I guess everything just ain't for everybody. It wasn't particularly funny or amazing, it's just a flick that will make you look back on your own life and take stock.
For me the worst shit I will NEVER waste my time watching again is still Pootie Tang. I got ABSOLUTELY NOTHING from that movie and that's hard for me because I'm a silver lining type of dude
 
This terrible movie. I've seen worse low budget movies. But they aren't meant to be serious.

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this was basically a remake of another famously bad movie

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this was basically a remake of another famously bad movie

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:lol::lol::lol: i remember this shit it came out around the same time as galatica 1980 bikes had the same engine sound sxf

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The Hunger Games. Did not understand what was going on. I was mad at my friends for making me watch it. I hated Catniss. I hate the chick who played Catniss. She was good in Silver Linings Playbook and she was good in that Con artist movie. But ugh....There was no real action in there. She run out there with a bow and arrow, and i think she maybe shot the damn thing twice?
 
Gotta agree with this one... I still sat in my seat at the theater until the end of the credits, trying to process wtf I just witnessed. Epic failure.

More recently tho, I took my mother in law out for a movie night and let her choose whatever she wanted to watch. I had a feeling it was gonna be bad but gotdamn this was awful...

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The Hunger Games. Did not understand what was going on. I was mad at my friends for making me watch it. I hated Catniss. I hate the chick who played Catniss. She was good in Silver Linings Playbook and she was good in that Con artist movie. But ugh....There was no real action in there. She run out there with a bow and arrow, and i think she maybe shot the damn thing twice?

First movie sucked. Read the books. Plus Katniss is olive skinned so there ya go. Reason to read lol. But Catching Fire (book and movie) were so much better.
 
Come on, Pootie don't deserve to be on this list. They said Louis CK (who wrote and directed it) got fired before the film could be completed. It's not a good movie, but it's Funny as hell in certain parts.


It's still numero uno on my list of shit to NEVER watch again
 
The Happening.

It's like the tagline of the movie should be "They don't even tell you what happened, or why it stop happening, it just HAPPENED! The Happening!!!"

I think that movie made me stop going to the movies or watching movies in one sitting. And the girl that dragged me to go see that shit, that bitch? I cussed her ass out and never forgave her for that shit.

The whole movie in 5 minutes:



the happening was really a warning to cacs....

and its proven to be pretty accurate..
 
my first movie date was this shit, and it was probably the worse time

in my life in a movie theater...

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I fuckin hated hollywood!!
 
Man... That 10,000 BC shit was horrible! With those perfectly groomed white people with too much makeup. Just a bad, bad flick.
 
Ok the only movie I ever walked out on was Escape from L.A. I was so hyped for sequel to the classic Escape from New York.

And got the biggest turd ever. The premise was dumb but I got past that. But after that it just really got dumb.

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Howard The Duck

GTFOH; Howard the Duck was the shit.

My worst:

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They took us on a field trip to see this in like 4th or 5th grade; we were hyped as shit, get to ride the school bus to the next town and go the movies......when it started I said "uh-oh" and it only got worse; that shit was 2 hours of fucking torture and I'll never watch a musically again; I get lightheaded just thinking about it 25 years laters :puke::smh:
 
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