And Zod said,"I shall make thee a great nation in the Earth." Many will come to know this holy worship and others will refuseth. Pray for them, for they shalt never know the comforts of Zod. Promote this holy union by endulging the mistress by taking her in a Zodly way, and plungeth thy member until there is no length remaining. Proceedth until thine scrotum is empty of it's seed and she gapeth at her entrance for it is good. If ye cometh upon my children who are traveling ,offer them shelter and drink and worship with them all until the next day,lay with them as thy will for ye are all my servants. Consider not the judgement from others and remindeth them that you serve a mighty Zod and practice only faithful and righteous acts.
Acts of the Apostle Bamm- 3:17