Who says, “Crime doesn’t pay?” When you consider the conviction rates and relative kid-glove treatment that white-collar criminal receive compared to the rest of us, it seems crime pays very well! In all but the most egregious of white collar-crimes (e.g., the Bernie Madoffs), most of us mere mortals who might get caught engaging in criminal activities can expect to be exiled to the deepest, darkest dungeons for stealing a loaf of bread…while others get to lap seemingly, and receive a wink and a nod (See also: ”Bankers & The Economic Crisis…Throw The Bums in Jail!" and ‘More “Free Speech” Equals Less Democracy”)