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did she jus get up & piss on dis ni99a dick...

that bitch a rider........she can keep that piss though




im not denying the squirt i just think this bitch pissed
 
Looking for actual vid.
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...fellas..

Just like men, a woman can't fuck and pee at the same time...the squirting sensation is the same..sometimes when you are knockin her down and all of a sudden she says she has to pee...u might have brought her to orgasm and your silly ass let her get up and go to the bathroom...

all you have to do is smell it...urine smells like urine..
 
Only been privy to the shit a few times, first chick we both laughed cause we thought she pissed (although she was embarrassed saying she didn't). Second chick was more then ten years later.... I was hip to the game by then, fucking chick soaked my bed, but it felt good when she did it, can't even front..
 
HUNTSVEGAZ said:
...fellas..

Just like men, a woman can't fuck and pee at the same time...the squirting sensation is the same..sometimes when you are knockin her down and all of a sudden she says she has to pee...u might have brought her to orgasm and your silly ass let her get up and go to the bathroom...

all you have to do is smell it...urine smells like urine..
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You can't pee during an orgasm. You can pee while erect whether you're having sex or not. As far as women, I think the same applies. A woman can't pee if she's truly having an orgasm...this woman clearly was not having an orgasm of any kind.​
 
Only thing I don't get about this whole squirting in porn shit is when they put out these "squirting" movies w/ chicks that's been in countless scenes where you never see them squirt once, then all of sudden they're in these "squirting" movies and splashing all over the place every five minutes.

Shit don't add up. :dunno:
 
Rock'Em Sock'Em Jones said:
Only thing I don't get about this whole squirting in porn shit is when they put out these "squirting" movies w/ chicks that's been in countless scenes where you never see them squirt once, then all of sudden they're in these "squirting" and splashing all over the place every five minutes.

Shit don't add up. :dunno:
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maybe the new guy is hitting it right

:rolleyes:
 
Timdawg187 said:
very true...
I had a girl squirt a lil and I thought she caught the holy ghost...had to pin her down by her waist
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I was just getting ready to type this. Matter fact the first time I seena girl squirt - we were both still kids about 17 and I swear SHE thought she pissed on herself. I was grabbing towels and shit. The bed was wet as hell, she was shaking and apologizing but she couldnt move for a minute.

:lol:

The irony is that the chick is a doctor now and whenever I see her we both laugh out loud. She said it was the best orgasm she didnt even know she had.




OH btw - any vid I see with Hershey - that pussy leaking left and right, splashing the camera lens and all. Im sure she squirt on cue by now... damn, I love that woman.
oNE
 
She was a little too unfaded by her "orgasm" to just hop back on the dick. Some of these women really be grown man pissing in these videos and making the real squirters look phoney.
 
DeSiRe said:
lol a big squirt like that gotta have her thighs shaking...not no causal shit...thats why im skeptical of this one...but it does happen :yes:
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I'll have to go with this. I only had a couple of squirters and when they did, they pushed my dick out and started trembling like a diesel engine! At first I thought "this nasty bish" but then she was like "you keep hitting my spot and I come hard as shit like that." :dance:

There are only two that I have seen do this :hmm:
 
First, I was like
:confused:

Then I was like
:puzzled:
Then
:rise:
Looks at the misses
:itsawrap:
Looks back at the GIF
:inlove:
Now....
:scared:

While I await the vid link...
 
slam said:
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okay maybe she squirted ....:rolleyes:


anyway csi ur mission should....awww fuck it ....somebody find dis shit asap....



:eek:
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Naw she pissed on his ass he was hitting the back corner of that puss:lol: If she was really squirting she would'nt have been able to stand up like that. That shit would have made her fall over cause that shit takes over a hoe body. her eyes would have been all in the back of her head.
 
jae_one said:
Only been privy to the shit a few times, first chick we both laughed cause we thought she pissed (although she was embarrassed saying she didn't). Second chick was more then ten years later.... I was hip to the game by then, fucking chick soaked my bed, but it felt good when she did it, can't even front..
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It always feels good while it's happening, but right after you get that nut, reality sets in cause you know you gotta clean it up!

Just like when you were little and peed on yourself. All warm at first, then you realize you cold and wet. And stinky. Ew. :puke:
 
ankhheru said:
man fuck what ya heard its what im saying. i got this girl i fuck from time to time and she squirts like that. you better not fuck her without a trash bag and a towel. hell i bust her out yesterday and she wet the couch and the bed up. whats crazy is she squirts from anal too. every body needs a freak hoe like that in there life for real. man the stories i could tell about that bitch. :D
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Do tell, Doc! That shit needs to be it's own thread right there.
 
Rock'Em Sock'Em Jones said:
Only thing I don't get about this whole squirting in porn shit is when they put out these "squirting" movies w/ chicks that's been in countless scenes where you never see them squirt once, then all of sudden they're in these "squirting" movies and splashing all over the place every five minutes.

Shit don't add up. :dunno:
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You wouldn't happen to be talking about Jada Fire, would you?:lol:
 
CPT Callamity said:
I'll have to go with this. I only had a couple of squirters and when they did, they pushed my dick out and started trembling like a diesel engine! At first I thought "this nasty bish" but then she was like "you keep hitting my spot and I come hard as shit like that." :dance:

There are only two that I have seen do this :hmm:
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yup...ive been with a few guys who never experienced it and they be like "why are u trying to push me out":angry:

im like cant u tell im having a fucking moment here :hmm:

or they be like...cum now cum now!! nigga can u cum on demand? what makes u think i can? be weary of a woman who can squirt on command...that might just be potty

i love an experienced guy that will push it in deeper...or just stick the head in:yes:
 

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