Ungrateful Bitches
It's the 2007-08 season and the squad is playing Denver this night. Everything is going as planned. I get to Staples, check in around 3pm then hit the court around 4:30 to prepare everything for my kids working the floor.
Once all work is done before player warm ups I just post at center court, chilling by the scorers table with the ball rack (all balls used in NBA games are marked with 3 X's...There are always 2 game balls which get taken to the refs locker room before each game)
So anyway, I'm posted mid court...It's about 6 or 6:15 when Denver comes out to warm up which is normal. Stretching, lay ups all the shit you see before games.
Carmelo is standing by the red STAPLES CENTER decal on the right side of the court, next to all the court side seats when he motions me to come over & holla at him.
I walked over to him & asked him what's good and if he needed anything. And without being too noticeable he says he wants me to pull these two latin bitches he's peeping....If you look at the pic, the LEFT side of the court is NORTH, always home & we were on the right, so we were on the SOUTH. So both me & Mello are scouting these hoes for a minute when I tell him I got him & I'll make moves for him.
I walked off the court near court side to go holla at these hoes who were sitting in like ROW 7 or 8 on the south. Now keep in mind these chicks looked aight, but this is LA...I wouldn't have looked twice at these two bitches, but this shit wasn't about me. I walked over to them & told the prettier 1 of the two..."Excuse me...But Carmello would like your number if that's okay with you..." Now this shit threw me off when both of these hoes paused for a sec and said..."Really?? Can he move our seats?" I told them I'd see what I could do cuz I wasn't trying to NOT pull these hoes for Melo even though I knew he had no clout in Staples.
I go back on the court where Denver's in the Layup line & I wait til Melo's in the rebounding line to tell him what these chicks said. He knew he couldn't move them, but I told him don't trip. Throughout the 1st half, I'm walking around busting my ass for these bitches, when I finally get 2 post game passes for them. At halftime I walk over to them and said "This is the best I can do...Carmelo doesn't have any say in tickets, but these passes will let you hang out after the game"
They were happy as fuck & finally gave me the numbers. So when the games over...I think Denver won...I go back in Denvers Locker Room where I hit up Melo with the math...I guess it was a little bet to see who could pull who 1st cuz as soon as I got back there JR Smith was on my head trying to get the #'s but Melo shut him down on some "I saw 'em 1st" type shit which was
He gave me a phat ass tip & asked me to roll back out to see what they was talking about. So I go to the post game section and tell them Melo said thank you blah blah blah...These two ungrateful ass bitches had the nerve to ask me..."Is A.I. coming out??"
So now I go back to the fucking locker room, hit up this nigga A.I. like "Hey, These 2 chicks wanna know if you're coming out" he told me nah & that he was headed straight to the bus. I went to our Locker Room & left those stupid hoes for Melo & whoever else wanted them. The nerve of them asking for another player when another player already chose up on them. I hope they slutted them hoes out.
What is your job?
